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New York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 21h

My husband is making me play Tomb Raider Legend because he knows how I feel about hot babes with firearms

a sketch page featuring several screentoned illustrations of Lara Croft (specifically her Tomb Raider Legend design)

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

dawg's spirit is eternally sighing

The alleged murder was followed by a wave of pogroms against the Jewish community. Violence spread from the Middle Rhine to the Moselle and the Lower Rhine region. The Jewish community turned to King Rudolf I, who was convinced the accusations were groundless. He fined the murderers of Jews and ordered the burning of the corpse of Werner to prevent any further veneration.
Veneration

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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 13/09/2026

Here's the rub. You either support trans rights or I'm not voting for you. Simple as. Do not come at me with "B-BUT REPUBLICANS." I don't give a fuck. Those are the terms. Either you stop playing games with people's lives or we all burn in this mf.

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes.” Gm

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

counting or not counting ganon violence?

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents

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New York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Charlie Kirk is the answer to a question none of us dared ask until now: What if Harambe was republican?

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents

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rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

HILLARY LIED VILERAT DIED

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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

People make jokes about Kirks last words being ironic because they were about violence. But they're wrong. Not because those words arent ironic but because his last words were "Glurrglee..hyuukk..glurp...geeerraahhh.."

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i guess mid-90s graphic design looks the same every century

hotel cadillac (detroit, mi) menu from 1896. stamped by the NYPL archive in 1900, and has a tasting history watermark.

the header looks like a 90s wordart take on tiki font, and the body text is a whimsical serif'd-up font straight out of paper mario. There is random calligraphy thrown in. it is like you ran ms wors on a typewriter and gave it to a 12-year-old classically-trained professional french chef

half of the menu offerings are horrifying 1900s classics like head cheese, water biscuits, and "shrimps, mayonnaise"

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

telling my coworkers i'm a log cabin anarchist

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

incredible parenthetical

Mercure strongly believed that French was constitutionally entrenched in Saskatchewan. Some said that when driving, he regularly sped past the local Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) detachment in hopes of getting a speeding ticket which he could use to raise the issue of the constitutional status of French. (He was also known to constantly speed while driving, ) Traffic tickets had been used in other provinces at that period to raise similar issues of language status

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i think a score of 18 is generous

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

a man walked into this dunkin and ordered a gallon of milk. we live in such beautiful times

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

verdict: briefly delicious before The Pain

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

drafted a sweet izzet tempo deck playing my my friend's proliferate cube. it turns out urza's saga is very good

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

i don't care much for the philosophy behind "hanlon's razor." it is, at minimum, hanlon's chainsaw

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026

leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"

experianas 17h

Interested in this post?

Interested / Not interested

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New York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Look at what they fucking took from us

Metroid 2's ending featuring an exceptionally buxom Samus in a revealing tank top and panties

Super Metroid's ending featuring Samus in a black midriff-bearing leotard with abs and visibly muscular arms and legs.

One of Metroid Fusion's endings featuring Samus in a blue zip-up crop top with matching short shorts, her hair fully down and billowing in the wind

one of Metroid: Zero Mission's endings featuring Samus in an orange crop top with matching shorts and boots, lounging at a seedy bar being served drinks by some kind of cloaked ghoul

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

starting a woke eugenics program at my local university lab. first project is consensual dog engineering. we show pregnant dogs photos of mutations and give their puppies the ones they wag their tails at. the last litter had three assholes and teeth the size of bratwurst

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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I'm actually fairly certain that ~75% of men don't know what a hip dip is & if u showed them 2 pictures of the same woman edited to have & not have hip dips they would not be able to tell u the difference

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

anyone doubting that bieber could be a world voice must have forgotten this

"ANNE (FRANK) WAS A GREAT GIRL.
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE
BEEN A BELIEBER" - justin bieber

Headline from E! News 4/17/2013

Justin Bieber Defended by
Anne Frank's Stepsister:
"She Probably Would
Have Been a Fan"

Eva Schloss calls the fuss over his comment about the diarist possibly being a Belieber "childish"

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

where do you think M:tG peaked and why was it when they printed this version of Blackmail in 9th Edition?

Blackmail {B}

Sorcery

Target player reveals three cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card.

In addition to killing peasants, punishing subordinates, and raising an army of nightmares, Braids somehow found time for her favorite hobby: petty extortion.

Illustrated by Christopher Moeller

i cannot begin to do the illustration itself justice

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Sources at a rehabilitation center in northern Kentucky report that Lindsey Graham had been removed in critical condition from a hospital room allegedly housing US Senator Mitch McConnell, shortly before Graham's death from what his aides assert is cardiac arrest.

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Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

occam's razor is that this was a prank mcconnell was doing which he discontinued as soon as lindsey graham died on account of it becoming distasteful, like when Mr Peanut's rebirth was stalled due to the inopportune demise of kobe bryant

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