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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 11h
nobody calls em over the shoulder boulder holders any more #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 11h
absolute slayer of an album, getting me big time today Phil Cohran & Legacy - African Skies
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fallen matthew @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 13h
the time change is going to send me into an absolute tailspin this year I can feel it
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Marina Ryan @marinahascoffee.bsky.social · 13h
I think there's an art to not being ready, doing the thing anyway, and thoughtfully learning as you go. "Ready" is a decision, not a feeling.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14h
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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JLP @jlp.systems · 13h
Whap My Thirst
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 13h
guys im doing parody all the time forever
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🫀💋Honey Labubu 💋🫀 @lindsayraegun.bsky.social · 13h
damn right do it again! hahahahaha just trying out a little humor as a new steely dan head
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Paul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 14h
Well done McKinsey for keeping up their report that forecasts the value of the Metaverse as $5 trillion by 2030. www.mckinsey.com/capabilities...
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 18h
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 16h
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 15h
we haven’t had a proper tip slip since Lenny kravitz blew out his drawers that one time
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Sentient ai please DM me @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 16h
I miss when cigarettes were good
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fupo @papagarbage.bsky.social · 16h
flock camera guy says ubiquitous embedded facial recognition is "just the way it's going to have to be"
static.klipy.com
Revolution Guillotine
ALT: Revolution Guillotine
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 16h
MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY
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Roger Reynard @rogerday.bsky.social · 16h
Mount a couple of these, paint it pink and go all Paddy Mayne on the bad guys
Pew pew pew pew
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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social · 16h
Some of us are trying to go zero emissions.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 16h
This would look so good as a Technical #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 16h
Check it out y’all
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
Steely Dan’s “FM“ would have been a more effective theme song for its concurrent film had the chorus gone “eeeffff emmmmm starring Martin Mull” #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
Same but they’re describing my nutsack #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
Reading War & Peace and coming to the realization that Pierre is a neurodivergent ace enby #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
it was probably 8 years ago or so that I first encountered they/them pronouns. It took an adjustment to conceptualize but ok fine. I made the room in my brain. -draft post from 6 months ago that now feels… quaint
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
Mister President I gave you all the clues #draftscleanoutday #ijustposthere
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
I’m #stillwithher and by #her I mean #milfs #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
mighty rivers of blood must be let to set all accounts right. regrettable but necessary #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18h
you never hear about celeb nip slips anymore
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 18h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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jar jar binks enthusiást @shrimpmeatmom.bsky.social · 18h
Birdman was bad and the Revenant was worse. Fight me.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 18h
Kezza innocent
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18h
the intersection of hot & busted is actually the locus of mega hotness I wish more understood this #draftscleanoutday
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femcel serial killer @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 18h
we're goin down
youtu.be
Dive
YouTube video by Bauhaus - Topic
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18h
take a look y’all dickandballs_img.jpg #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18h
There are 2 kinds of people: the kind who like the part in ”Snowblind“ where Ozzy *whispers* “cocaine“ (studio version) and the kind who like the live version where he yells “COCAINE” in case you didn’t get the central metaphor #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18h
I’m going down
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18h
I’ve mentioned Robert Fripp at least one million times so nbd #draftscleanoutday
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18h
they’re spitroasting Gretta tomorrow
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𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙡 @introspectre.online · 28/09/2026
the they/them of it all....
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 19h
If the midterms don’t end up as anything short of an across the board 20 point bloodbath, expect headlines to read “Democrats make gains, but still fall short”
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 19h
we’re doing a mind heist
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 20h
They jammed me in, Jerry!
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 21h
went to Aldi and got some of that girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I m-
a can of "Gridlock Paradise" energy drink from Aldi
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 21h
perfect
a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 21h
at least my only crippling addiction is to online attention
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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JunieVi Jones @vimoding.bzky.team · 10/09/2023
cis men can yearn too! There are dozens of us!
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 22h
Happy over the pants hand stuff Tuesday everybody
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Bill Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · 22h
A distorted hologram of Palpatine from STAR WARS - EPISODE 1
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 22h
Dark Tower posting: One of the occasionally frustrating/ funny things in it is how Eddie Dean idolizes his big brother Henry and then when Henry appears both in the narrative, Henry is a noxious piece of shit with no redeeming qualities. possibly the most hateful character in the series.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
popcrave posting on twitter stating: "Greece is the first majority Orthodox Christian country to legalize same-sex marriage." aenxdxrr quote posts in response, saying: "girl you started it"
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