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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 18h

Stephen King’s writing is definitely something

You knew that the women had tramp-stamps and you know this man is hung like a horse and shoots sperm more Powerful than a locomotive and faster than a speeding bullet; a vir-Binal maid who sits on a toilet seat after this guy jerked off will get up pregnant. Probably with twins. On his face is the half-smart

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 22h

introducing my new AI models: “AM” “SkyNet” “Ultron” “The Elderbrain”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 22h

why did they name it after the gigantic evil brain in Metroid 😭

Ubisoft names its new generative AI initiative “Motherbrain”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a good amount of people falsely arrested for murder are really unlucky or were framed, but I think there’s a significant amount of them where the accused person is either guilty or a fucking idiot

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need a movie about a Genie without magic who has to make all 3 wishes happen himself in a normal way

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my mom asked my siblings if they ever stole something or took drugs. She didn’t ask me and when I was like “you didn’t ask me” she said “yes because you haven’t” 😭 she clocked me 😭

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my sister to our parents: (our brother) told me he watches gay porn on his virtual reality glasses! Our brother: I didn’t say GAY porn Excellent gambit sir

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I had a Dungeons & Dragons session today and when I told my mom about my day, she asked if that is the game from Stranger Things 😔😔😔

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

advice: use right wing woke content detector websites to find awesome queer content that they “do not recommend”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Accents I’d give fantasy races without being racist or doing the weird english goblin accent thing: Elves - French (obviously) Humans - English Dark Elves - Canadian French Orcs: German Ogres: German Gnomes, Dwarves, Haflings: Slavic languages Goblins: German or maybe Dutch

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What if one day everyone Saw gathered for his death traps just says no and nobody plays

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Did anyone ever ask Frankensteins Monster if he likes being called Frankensteins Monster? What if he wants to be called Hank or something

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“hate is such a strong word” yeah, that’s why I used it??? what point are these people making

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Planet of the Apes has such a dumb plot twist. Yeah bro you’re on earth, surprise. You literally spent the whole movie arguing with apes about the history and nature of humans

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Who I romance in Baldurs Gate 3: buff hell warrior who’s literally burning or alien warrior who wants to kill me Who i’d most likely romance irl: traumatised woman who’s way too religious

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Baldurs Gate 2 gay romance options: - evil vampire (lesbian) - evil half orc (bisexual) Is it too woke to think this feels homophobic??

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Playing Baldurs Gate 1 after only having played Baldurs Gate 3 (masterpiece btw) is wild. I feel like these turtles fleeing the beach after being born.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us.

Hasan Piker has officially surpassed
"Transgender" as the most mentioned culture war issue on Fox News for the month of August.
348 mentions of Trans/Transgender
398 mentions of Hasan Piker

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Old DnD: okay, these races are objectively evil and killed on sight New DnD: you can’t be evil simply because of who you are born as :) drow society is fucked up but there are good drow, though they’re the minority Some fans: Dungeons & Dragons has gotten woke 😔😔

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Jesus actually functions like Santa Claus in the Santa Clause (1994). Whoever kills him turns into the new Jesus.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Honestly, seeing german posts on social media feels like when you are on holiday in another country and you spot german speaking people. somehow i prefer english

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

EVERY FUCKING VIDEO GAME with any poison abilities makes the bosses immune to poison. WHY WOULD I USE THE ABILITY THEN??????

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

worst feeling ever: leaving a job interview while you and the interviewer know you definitely won’t be getting that job

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why do germans speak german 😔

г/PhD • 2h ago
Minute-Practice3508
Recently started my PhD in Germany and I feel really left out
because everyone speaks German

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I have a talent for picking romantic dialogue options by accident in Baldurs Gate 3, because I interpret them as platonic.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

why do all these husbands and fathers of seven children dedicated to explore a cave called something like “the devils toenail”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Peeta in the Hunger Games books: What a gorgeous woman. I’d do everything for her and i’m scared to die Katniss for no reason the entire books: I hate this fucking motherfucker he’s such an evil bitch fuck him

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I am trying to be good in my Baldurs Gate 3 run but I’m playing a Lolth Drow and all the evil people are afraid of me and respect me and the good people hate me and want to kill me

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Me in BG3 most of the time: Aw poor Tiefling children I will save them all. I can’t blow up the Creche, kids live there :( Me in BG3 with Goblins: Okay the Goblin children immediately run to the exit to get help. So I will have to kill all the children first and isolate the room to rescue Halsin.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Why was Noah the only person worldwide who owned a boat? Nobody else had a boat when god flooded the world?

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if i see one more fucking video on tiktok from that one singer telling everyone that his song is about christianity and not gay people i’m gonna crash out

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

unwritten rules are a dumb concept. how would i know something if it’s not written down??? just write it down, fuck you.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

journal entries in video games July 3rd: I have finally finished my work on the virus that makes things bigger and smarter. Also I love my wife July 5th: The monsters took Steve to their hive while we were out scavenging the cafeteria, It's just me and Bob now. July 10th: AHHHHHH

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

this is amazing I hope he still types out his catchphrases in the chat

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Playing as a female drow in Baldurs Gate 3 is so funny

Baldurs Gate 3. My character a female drow tells a male drow that she’s accustomed to a little more respect from a male

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Best Baldurs Gate 3 moments: - Legendary wizard Elminster visiting you just to tell Gale to suicide bomb himself in the name of a goddess - The devil suddenly spitting bars and singing an entire song while fighting you - Shovel the Quasit ^^

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I wish I could read minds so I could always tell if people talking about “the elites” are antisemitic idiots or just anti capitalists

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Baldurs Gate Act 3 is amazing. You fight your way through the Shadowlands, kill the avatar of a god, reveal an evil plot to take over the world and the minute you arrive in Baldurs Gate all every npc cares about is banning refugees

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My current half elf sorceress did this two times already

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Baldurs Gate 3 as any other class: *you fight your enemy* Baldurs Gate 3 as a high charisma (spellcaster) class: “kill yourself”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Life used to be so easy back them. You could blame everything on demons or satan. Good times.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I DO kink shame actually. I’m not above doing that. I’ll 100% judge people.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The Odyssey should have been entirely in ancient greek with a greek accent and a cast consisting only of greeks and the credits should feature all sources used for the movie

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

need literally just 15€ for my hormones but i’m so fucking broke oh my god

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

this goes so hard

Thor holding his hammer surrounded by lightning and bigoted christians with “god hates you signs”. They are running away

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Fallout is supposed to be this great roleplaying game where you can do whatever you want, but being evil in Fallout 4 makes me feel guilty for disappointing Preston Garvey 😔😔

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

today i was told “you women are all the same anyway” in response to someone not knowing my name😭😭😭

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

dinosaurs 66 million years ago: “the sky ALWAYS used to be covered by ashes. this is just a normal winter, fucking liberals”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

why do aliens always kidnap cows. do they like milk? are there no cows on their planet? do they breed them with space cows? do they like their meat? is hinduism a universal religion and they think of cows as holy? are they vegans and resque cows from humans??

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