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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

As far as I can see, I don't have any blind spots

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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Science in two lines. Instinct. The inherent inclination of an organism toward a complex behaviour, as when a young child kicks a mime or a clown.

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Not Celine Dion @not-celine-dion.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Logging in after a while like "Who are these people? They're hilarious."

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I can be your gyro, baby

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 07/02/2025

🚨UNRELEASED BABY SNOWY PLOVER VIDEO!! I didn't even know I had this! Don't scroll away, Plover A runs into Plover B. DOUBLE THE PLOVER!!! 🪶

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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Rereading The Hobbit as an adult casts Gandalf in a new light: an immortal who's lost touch with mortal timescales. Whenever he needs a hobbit for some adventure, he pops by the Shire to recruit that one hobbit he knows. If that guy's too old or dead, Gandalf harasses their next of kin instead

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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Lowland Tenrec

What looks like a bright yellow and black hedghog that's lost half it's spines.

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Shazzoir @shazzoir.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Goniurellia Tridens is one fly camouflaged as three flies! It has incredibly lifelike wing markings that look just like other flies! Should a predator attack one of the more obvious brown flies, the wing may be damaged but the fly escapes to live another day. Photo ©Peter Roosenschoon #insects

A pale fly with lifelike wing markings that look just like two other brown flies, sitting on a white mesh background.

A dead fly with lifelike wing markings that look just like two other brown flies, pinned to a white foam background.

A head-on photo of a pale fly with lifelike wing markings that look just like two other brown flies, sitting on a brown background.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

This is so freaking cool and I hope there's a special vibration for when Draymond hits someone in the nuts

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

After the war she developed one called ketracel purple

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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Jouch anyone?

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Me: Can I get some Coke sandwiches Big Jo: Are these ok

A photo of an eatery. The prominent signs read "BIG JO'S" then "PEPSI" then "Sandwiches." there are also signs for hot dog chili dog chili beans patty melt and more and a car but those things aren't so important right now. Maybe never

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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

sire. the flabbers. they’ve been gasted.

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

please tell me the temu junnel greenhouse is made of denim

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

in order to restore our company’s masculine dominance we have decided to pander to every male authority figure and do whatever pleases them

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

ME: someone cut down the big tree at the park WIFE: i saw that ME: *narrows eyes*

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

choose your fighter

A truck shaped like an LL Bean boot. The Bootmobile.

A red VW Bug with a model lobster on top.

An orange shaped car called The Amazing Outspan Orange.

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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

the Russell-Chamberlain era is like those parts of the bible where half-angelic giants are just like chilling out with patriarchs in the desert

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Capitalism saved as Orphan Killers LLC announces an end to their DEI program

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

You have to respect Mark Zuckerberg’s deep commitment to absolutely nothing.

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 02/01/2025

This is my pal Chompy. Even though he is just a wee fellow, he will still attempt to bite your fingers off. Please be careful around Chompy.

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/01/2025

We actually designed our car to be good at exploding

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

for every 50 likes I’ll put nicolas cage in a movie he wasn’t in.

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

It's pretty Sunday for a Wednesday

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

who up hors'ing they d'oeuvres

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

The anus is the window of the butt.

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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

nosferatu II -- tu nos tu feratus

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ceej @ceej.online · 01/01/2025

We’re actually closer to 2100 than we are to 2024 because we experience linear time

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

i see Baby New Year has already violently shit its diaper several times

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

oh cool i was worried medications were getting too cheap

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

air bud: i play basketball snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/12/2024

out for 2025: regrets, anxiety, fast fashion, complicated skincare routines in for 2025: eating dessicant pouches, becoming a mummy, cursing the land, giant wailing face in sandstorm

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 31/12/2024

Is Saturn the most photogenic planet in the Solar System? Sources say yes

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/12/2024

it kicks ass that we've fully moved on from a model of internet success based on organically developing an audience who rewards you for creating interesting or entertaining work to everyone desperately trying to cheat their way into an audience so they can then scam them with various schemes

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I’m of the opinion that the pure of heart should not experience tummy aches

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Make horse drink water Horse drink how Why won’t horse drink Horse at water nothing happening why

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

One of these days someone's gotta tell me what the fuck I'm talking about.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

We have not cracked the consciousness puzzle, we've just done a little math to filter words by probability. Like, human thought isn't magical or special, but we're nowhere close to emulating it.

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

the camera adds 10-15 teeth. -Steve Buscemi

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

we are in an age of retail propaganda now. if you’re like “why am I reading this about this person” there is a very reasonable chance it is because somebody paid for you to read that about this person

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

In the absence of a rational Republican Party, news media will invent one & doggedly defend it

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

i dont think he noticed

Taking a 600 mg edible and forgetting my Dad's name on Christmas

tiger woods: Big dog.

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