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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

sources are saying it makes tryna put people on the stake for not driving the exact fuckin speed limit at all times right now seem pretty trivial and unnecessary sources are saying you could do anything else with your time and it would be better spent

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hey, you really can't complain about the first trillionaire and still post on the site he owns, just an FYI.

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Phil Giarrusso @rephildesign.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ocarina of Time 🎶 #pixelart

Pixel art of Link from the Legend of Zelda playing the Ocarina of Time. His fairy companion, Navi, flies above him.

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

honestly had no idea these guys were such handsome studs back in the day

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

every person who wants to lord their cooler head over you you find out is on some psychiatric cocktail that would make Marilyn Monroe blush

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

sorry for this. sorry for this in advance

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 12/06/2026

Of course it bothers me that they invented truck nuts but not hitch cocks

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dawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 12/06/2026

oh, chillin'. hbu

a back cat, screaming, the entire background covered in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

understand this, for a lowbie to quote post a highbie, is for them to make a comment to a couple of their friends who give a shit about their shit posts when a highbie quote posts a lowbie they’re basically inviting the entire website to fuck with them, which is an entirely different arrangement

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

getting quote posted by some highbie is basically the exact same as some friend rolling up with an 8ball when u weren’t really tryna do lines tonight, and now all of a sudden youre full of energy and you’re around a bunch of people you don’t even like and you’re just saying shit

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

people who don’t understand how getting into a fight online or in person can be a rush as well a stressor for an ADHD person: i suggest trying cocaine then i think you will understand how something can both be something u just can’t pull urself away from, and frying your adrenal gland to shit

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

@floodybarts.bsky.social i don’t even have to comment on this to tell you what it looks like do i?

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

yeah i’m not okay, and i don’t feel like performing okayness for u by your milquetoast suburban standards im probably quite fucked up so maybe take that into consideration before you fuck around. i’ll make u find out every time. don’t you ever forget that’s the kinda fucked up i am

Spaceship Gary
@spaceshipgary.bsky.social
Oh, ok
yappy b. yapperson @milfordthom... • 20m
yeah but you said you drive the speed limit on the dot and if you're trying to say ten miles over the speed limit is dangerous i will jump through this phone and slap the shit out of you, you quivering pussy
11:39 AM • Jun 12, 2026
& Everybody can reply
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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthoma... • 5s
instead of playing nonchalant online to 700 followers shiudmnt u be doing ur dishes

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

this website makes me fuckin sick. somethin about it. you know on Meta, you’re getting it from all sides so it seems almost fair and democratic whatever kind of trolling u receive but here its literally just some fucking losers who decided to early adopt a new website early getting their licks in

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

the world: (is like this) people on bluesky: actually driving 5 over is super fucked up, let’s get really riled up about it

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i love how this guy quote posted me, did it again with a screenshot of my reply because he thought i would pussy out, had a whole army of 40k people behind him and he STILL HAD TO BLOCK MY ASS. that’s right. you’re exactly the pussy i said you were, pussy

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

this is actually reckless, to drive slow in the fast lane and cause a bunch of cars to have to change lanes multiple times

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

HOV is ultrafast lane. left lane is fast lane. middle lane is medium lane. right lane is slow lane.

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

so what i’m hearing here is there a bromance between this man and jp and im here for it

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

the only good thing about summer right here

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

okay now we’re talkin. some southern staples and the ogs remember my chopped cheese phase

BOLD NEW FLAVORS
Spicy Jalapeño & Pepper Mac 'n'
Cheese
with Garlicky Panko Topping

US FOOD TOUR
Harlem-Inspired Chopped
Cheese
with Potato Wedges, Special Sauce & Garlic Aioli

US FOOD TOUR
Golden Fried Popcorn Chicken with Honey Butter Biscuits & Coleslaw

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

if i were in chicago for any length of time i would have to start being like “where are the restaurants where they don’t do it the way you guys do it” like where do a get a hotdog without a peter piper picked a bunch of pickled peppers on top of it

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

yall i forgot to set my everyplate meals this week so every meal is garbage. i’m gonna have to concoct something totally new with all the ingredients. this cannot happen again, i must make my selections post-haste lest i run out of time

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

something else i’ve noticed is many neurotypical people participate in a lot of false aggression, where everything is just a prank, a joke or whatever but they kinda just slink around being cruel to each other and pressured into laughing about it

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

how the fuck are u gonna be my authoritarian regime when you can’t even do a pull up this is clown college

pete hegseth doing a baby girl man pull up with his legs splayed out like a frog and still only getting his chin to like 5 inches under the bar

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

it’s just my nature, when i have information that could help someone, to just give it to them. neurotypicals find it strange because i think they are in this invisible competition with everyone, but i’m not i wanna see us all win, brother

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

sometimes i think i make myself seem strange by acting like i know stuff without saying how i know it because saying how i know it is kinda corny to me like well actually ☝️🤓 and here are my credentials just. no. i know shit if i know it,

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i wish i could show the versions of us who had to endure all the ‘sleepy joe’ rhetoric right now

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Goatman Gamer @goatmangamer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

We’re not gonna make it bro 😭

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

you democrats need to take those seersucker suits and throw them in the trash on your way to caucus before i turn you into a carcass

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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Old meme is still valid. Just change some names around.

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

every time i see this dude he’s struggling to keep up with the workout regimens he himself no doubt enforced. first the pull up and now this. it’s genuinely hard to watch. FUCKIN. DO A CLEAN REP, PUSSY he’s bringing my inner gym rat out

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

so just reducing everyone down to a lifestyle that i, someone in the margins of society, have been forced into living from 18 years old onward i mean nothing changes for me but i think a lot of people’s quality of life drops like a rock if they start living like me

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i will reach into this fucking photo and pull all the lines off your suits if your monkey asses don’t stop horsing around like this is any time TO BE CELEBRATING SHIT, MUCH LESS THIS STUPID NONSENSEEEEEEE-AH also just say pinstripe or striped. this ain’t a fuckin Anne Rice novel

Happy National Seersucker Day! Great to join my colleagues from both sides of the aisle in kicking off summer with this time-honored tradition.

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

trans people: conservatives: noooooooooo u can’t get good at stuff

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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

okay the fact they still use those funny little wig/hat things to sentence people is hilarious. i thought our black robes were sanctimonious tomfoolery but this 🥴😭

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/06/2026

a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman

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