skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it's called passive income let your money work for you 2634
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[the replacements “kiss me on the bus” voice] rim me on the coach 1103
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026well well well if it isn’t a one week reprieve before seasonal depression hits 040
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026can i at least get on the lefty spam text list. can you get zohran and abdul sending me 8 paragraph texts instead of talarico and mayor pete 2162
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026breaking 1990s brains with the knowledge that chuck will evolve into the most consistently righteous pundit 117320
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026instead of ai we should be innovating things like a payday bar that's all cashews 2293
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026anti vaxxers ruined non self consciously bitching about your flu shot making you feel like you got hit by a goddamn truck 1150
Reposted by skoalsskoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 22/11/2024“do you realize that everyone you know someday will die” buddy that’s the thought that haunts my entire life 4312
Reposted by skoalsJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer" 291804170
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 23/09/2026why is big brother trending on here literally every day. is that not as relevant as real world road rules challenge 150
Reposted by skoals😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Hey honey, how was your day?” “Oh, it was all right. Spent another six hours defending you-know-who.” “That’s the man I married. I love you.” 9728
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 22/09/2026computer show me a post inspired by the phrase “Steve KoЯnacki” 0121
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“ok now i need you to pose like like that porn tweet ted cruz liked on 9/11” 0110
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 21/09/2026democrats are going to get a standard anti-incumbent midterm wave and cite that as proof for their "change nothing else but throw trans kids under the bus" strategy 040
Reposted by skoalsRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They're debuting a third Kelce brother, Gonzo, who is extremely violent 367867
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if not for trademark issues they were going to name bluesky the pan uncle cafe 040
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 20/09/2026kids don’t know about the 12 disc cd changer. it’ll be lost to history that dudes didn’t have to pull over to access the less than jake discography in the back or their ford probe 072
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 18/09/2026can't believe that abdul would hang out with a guy who said something objectively true 150
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 15/09/2026no one told me how easy and cheap and delicious those chia + fruit pudding things are. girl breakfast has been hiding this one from the fellas 31324
Reposted by skoalsPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/09/2026Montez Sweat is such a silk shirt name. Tiny round sunglasses. Major radio hit about a metaphor for pleasing a lady sexually. Incredible name. 614213
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 13/09/2026millennial 2002: my body is a wonderland (complimentary) millennial 2026: my body is a wonderland (derogatory) 1124
Reposted by skoalslxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/202699% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany 02698578
Reposted by skoalsAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(guy who burns through a 99% THC pen every 36 hours) I don’t remember that, must be the Mandela effect 439635
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you can find these parties right next to the classroom litter boxes and down the street from the roving youths playing the knockout game 290
Reposted by skoalsskoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2023whole lot of very single men at the disc golf course at 2 pm on a weekday but that’s never in women’s advice mags 🤔 1182
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 06/09/2026a bar trivia team with a rare genuinely good name is going to fuck you up. you’re losing to danzig norgay 2172
Reposted by skoalsmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026looks like he'd be the only grownup who you can understand when he talks to Charlie Brown 11064
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 05/09/2026if you have an iconic haircut you should have to keep it for your whole career. this feels blasphemous 3150
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/09/2026this is easily the best social media site for people who can’t sleep without a leg pillow 280
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open 763736462
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026mf really changed the great lakes mnemonic from HOMES to SHAME 191
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 28/08/2026why are you not making a giant pot of veggie bean curry like twice a month 1100
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the government should send you a free high quality massage gun on your 38th birthday 1101
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 26/08/2026awfully suspicious imo that people keep dying at the exact average life expectancy age 060
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 26/08/2026guys like enes kanter will wake up one day and think “yeah i think i’ll become widely disliked” 230
Reposted by skoalsDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026dolly parton died of big natural causes 382298306
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026what do the flat earth guys think happens if you dig a really big hole. are we digging an infinite hole are are we popping out the other side 160
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ai will never be funny for a lot of reasons a big one of which is look at the damn guys making it 050
Reposted by skoalsPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23/08/2026Richard Hanania thinks he has the superior skin color. And that color is the same as the new hardwood floor a landlord puts in an apartment where the rent is about to go up by a thousand dollars 418811
