ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 03/06/2025when i let go of a hug i make a loud rubber chicken noise 13713
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 01/06/2025weird animal fact. my dog fell asleep on me and i have to pee 2182
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 31/05/2025no babe you SHOULD stop all traffic to merge over 3 lanes to make the turn that you almost missed 1173
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Friday you sexy son of a bitch where have you been? 2165
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025those shops that do custom signs and banners should have a guy spinning a mattress out front 04414
Reposted by ordinaryLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/05/2025We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts. 31987491347
Reposted by ordinaryfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/05/2025[clapping when the plane takes off] peanut time 04310
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025silly ass words for water activities. oh that’s a boogie board? you’re scooba diving? that’s a snorkel? grow up. 061
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025had a job and a family until i missed my exit on the interstate and had to start a new life in a different city 1365
Reposted by ordinarykattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/05/2025bluesky is dead !??! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼 716238
Reposted by ordinaryniteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I'm a vegetarian. But not because I love animals, I just really hate plants. 212140
Reposted by ordinarySpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 27/05/2025You wouldn’t put pineapple on lasagna 2717353
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 27/05/2025you guys: “bluesky is dying” (several hundred likes) 020
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 27/05/2025does anyone know a dentist that puts you to sleep? my teeth are fine i just could use the rest 2165
Reposted by ordinary🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/05/2025I never believed it was butter 261145232
Reposted by ordinaryJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 25/05/2025[seeing opp’s mom on the street] Hey lady! Tell your baby I said *narrows eyes, lowers voice* goo goo gaga 18023
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 24/05/2025nothing pisses me off more than when i have to hold things 2249
Reposted by ordinary(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 22/05/2025exchanging my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for one that fits 1021348
Reposted by ordinaryfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22/05/2025the kangarooster goes g’day a doodle doo 713145
Reposted by ordinaryKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I hate when I sneeze while I’m driving and go off a cliff. 922671
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025peak times when a band would be from Boston and so they would name themselves Boston. 2115
Reposted by ordinaryFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/05/2025come to bluesky, we have the most boomer-ass gif selection 4452881
Reposted by ordinarymatty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I’m just saying potatoes and cheese never hurt me 13618
Reposted by ordinary🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21/05/2025I am a corn dog trapped in a man's body 87829
Reposted by ordinarysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025this is my emotional support shower floor 422267
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025middle schooler on an e-scooter stole my breakfast pickle 083
Reposted by ordinaryHannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 19/05/2025White girls love to hand you a bushel of sage 0205
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i will never put ranch on pizza. i am a man of principles. 450
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 19/05/2025MASSIVE relief when the elevator door opens and there’s nothing weird going on in there 67615
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I’ll be minding my own business and then remember that the microwave needs to be cleaned 073
Reposted by ordinaryFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16/05/2025[whenever I see two otters] I wonder if they're brotters 1114951
Reposted by ordinaryOctopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025What if Bob Saget’s last name started with an F? Like instead of Bob Saget he was Bob Franklin 1013123
Reposted by ordinaryNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Make the whole pretzel out of salt already 717739
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 15/05/2025(getting kicked out of the house) you know what *lets a moth in* 073
Reposted by ordinaryIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/04/2025can you die of too much news 1172534416
Reposted by ordinaryinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 13/05/2025bra is short for boob restriction apparatus 1291106
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Emergency Room medical staff wearing roller skates would save lives 1103
Reposted by ordinaryalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025eating clean (sliced bars of soap) 1120447
Reposted by ordinary(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 27/04/2025roy, short for royjamin or roytthew or something like that 2013539
Reposted by ordinaryGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 12/05/2025my neighbor works for State Farm and we have this fun inside joke where I yell "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, THERE YOU ARE" whenever I see him, and he yells back "SHUT THE FUCK UP TANAKA" hahaha it's stupid but it's our thing 8632125
