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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Every single version of Santa Baby that I've ever heard is DISTURBINGLY horny, but the Kylie Minogue one is OFF THE CHARTS. I love Kylie Minogue, but she deserved prison. Has anyone EVER recorded a version that doesn't sound like they're actively salivating over Santa's cock, or is that not a thing?

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Taylor Green @taylorgreensky.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

In death I live. Among Lost Souls. My eyes I keep This place was Hell In Heaven I'll miss to stay here. I'll be a Ghost Unlike the way You Ghosted me I'll be here For many moons Displaced, watching As Earth Screams For intervention I'll try again To enter once more Forever lost In my Presence

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Mindy Weisberger @laminda.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item

A black pillow on a white couch. The pillow is embroidered with the face of a screaming goat, eyes bulging and mouth wide in an expression of unmitigated horror.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Interviewer: are you an independent thinker? Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes

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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

THIS!👇

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BigSlim @imbigslim.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Sounds like a solid Wednesday night…

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Guy Sculpting Mt Rushmore: fuck, this looks nothing like John Wayne motorboating Rita Hayworth Passerby: Dude is that Roosevelt Guy: uh, yeah

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

For the foreseeable future, I’d really like it if there were a foreseeable future.

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Galdracori @galdracori.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Alles Gute zum "Ja es gibt einen Männertag, er ist am 19. November, nein ihr habt euch bisher nicht drum gekümmert und das Interesse ausgerechnet nur heute lässt tief blicken"-Tag.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Medusa: *taking a selfie* goddammit!

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Me: "One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath." Interviewer: " ... and a weakness?"

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

This is my emotional support middle finger. It’s important that it travels with me wherever I go.

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Elon Musk is not the richest man in the world; men who live at home with their partner and children who love them experience riches he couldn't imagine.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 08/02/2025

Scared of regular clowns? Scared of Pennywise? Ha. Now here's a clown to haunt you in your nightmares:

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids' Future

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

All boobs go to heaven.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

All the best horror movies feature someone panicking in a ball gown

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

i always forget to celebrate :(

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

saw someone at the grocery store with a face tattoo and a baby; said to myself “see, you *can* have everything.”

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12/01/2025

somewhere out there is a snake with a fat ass

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

the closest i've ever felt to feeling like i'm in The Thing (1982) is walking around now as a white guy around other white guys and not knowing which of them religiously listen to joe rogan

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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

reskeet if u agree

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Cat Irving @anatomicalcat.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

A side chapel at the ossuary at Solferino, which holds the bones of 7,000 soldiers killed in battle on 24th June 1859.

Several shelves of skulls with curled metal braces and a skeleton standing st the end

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

who called it wind chill instead of holy fucking shit what the fuck

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Me: sorry man, but always remember there’s a lot of fish in the sea Friend: weird thing to say at my mom’s funeral

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

A wise internet friend once said to me, "post whatever you want, who gives a shit" I'll follow you through the gates of hell anytime

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

me: I’m cold, can I wear your hoodie? grim reaper: no.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

If a bear attacks you play dead. Unless it’s a koala bear then kiss it right on the mouth

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Me: Who’s a good boy? Dog: This forgetfulness of yours is really starting to worry me.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

[scans box of condoms at self checkout] UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA [scans again] UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA wtf [scans again] I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU

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