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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 3h

Finished 'Bad Actors' by Mick Herron, book 8 in the Slow Horses series. Now starting 'Clown Town' by Mick Herron, book 9 in the Slow Horses series. Reading keeps me sane in an insane world! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 5h

Did you know that three statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Harvard Medical School is one I.V. league?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 8h

The police officer chasing me called out over the loudspeaker, "Pull over!" I yelled back, "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Finished 'Exit Party' by @emilymandel.bsky.social. Another fascinating book by an author who is now on my 'must read' list! Next up, 'Bad Actors' by Mick Herron, book 8 in the Slow Horses series. Just keep reading! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How could Donald Trump be in cognitive decline when there was no cognitive to decline in the first place?🤷‍♀️

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I handed in my notice at Subway today. They’ll never find anyone as good as me to fill that roll.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My wife gave me an envelope marked, "Not to be opened until 2028.” Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to carry out simple instructions.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Finished 'Blacktail' by @scotthawkinswrites.bsky.social Well worth the wait! Go get this book! Next up, 'Exit Party' by @emilymandel.bsky.social, who will be in Gainesville via The Lynx Bookstore tomorrow night! Can't wait to meet her! Reading is fundamental!! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness? Candidate: The delusions. Interviewer: Like what? Candidate: Sometimes I think I'm being interviewed. Bus Driver: Where are your pants?!?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Happy Saturday! I'm at LifeSouth Community Blood Centers donating platelets this morning. Get out there and make it a great day!

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness? Candidate: The delusions. Interviewer: Like what? Candidate: Sometimes I think I'm being interviewed. Bus Driver: Where are your pants?!?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Finished 'Slough House' by Mick Herron. Wow, gonna have to pick up book 8 soon! Next up, 'Blacktail' by Scott Hawkins. I've been waiting for his next book since the incredible 'The Library at Mount Char' (2015) which I should re-read soon. Keep on reading, friends! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

To be fair, given his track record, Trump TV will no doubt soon join the ranks of Trump Casinos, Trump University, Trump Steaks, the Kennedy Center, the United States of America, and so many other entities Trump has ruined. #ETTD

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I used to party all night with strangers in crowded nightclubs. Now, too many people in aisle 5 freak me out.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I asked my sky diving instructor, "what happens if my parachute doesn't open?" She replied, "You're jumping to a conclusion."

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Finished 'Dead Beat' by Leigh Bardugo. Great conclusion to the Ninth House Trilogy! Now starting 'Slough House' by Mick Herron. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mitch McConnell: My neck is a little stiff. WebMD: You're in rigor mortis.... so, yeah.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Friend: Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have bubonic plague. Me: Aw, rats!

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Finished 'Escape Velocity' by Victor Manibo. Next up, 'Dead Beat' by Leigh Bardugo. Been waiting for this one! Read on! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm asking for legal advice: My friend, a parsley farmer, is currently getting sued. Can they garnish his wages?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Finished 'The Book Censor's Library' by Bothayna Al-Essa. Next up, 'Escape Velocity' by Victor Manibo. Stay curious, my friends! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Finished 'Artifacts', by Natale Lemle. Can't recommend, sorry. The main character was not compelling. Next up, 'The Book Censor's Library by Bothayna Al-Essa. Keep on keepin' on! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Finished 'The Stars Turned Inside Out' by Nova Jacobs. Interesting locked room mystery set inside CERN. Next up, 'Artifacts', by Natale Lemle. Reading keeps me going! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better-looking than those who don't. According to a study I made up.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Finished 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus. Next up, 'The Stars Turned Inside Out' by Nova Jacobs. Slowly chipping away at my TBR shelves! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sometimes when I'm clipping my toenails, I think to myself, 'did I just run that red light?'

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Finished 'The Murder Game: Play, Puzzles, and the Golden Age', by John Curran. Now reading 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus. Can't stop, won't stop! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Finished 'The Library After Dark' by Ande Pliego. Now reading 'The Murder Game: Play, Puzzles, and the Golden Age', by John Curran. Throwing a little non fiction into the mix! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Finished 'Moonbound' by Robin Sloan. Fascinating, fun fantasy sci-fi hybrid. Now starting 'The Library After Dark' by Ande Pliego. Just keep reading! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Finished 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' Books 1- 8, by Matt Dinniman. (Audiobook) Now listening to 'Moonbound' by Robin Sloan. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I bought a long garden pickle to shoot pool with. But... I found the cue cumbersome.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

As I stuck my hand inside the turkey I was preparing, I just new it was going to be a wonderful holiday. It was a gut feeling.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger Ten Inch Nails

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Name a comic book hero or villain you'd live as for 24 hours. Run, Bobby, Run!

Wally West, the Flash. Art by Michael Turner

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Science fiction taught me to look forward to the day when we had augmented memory via brain implants & smart glasses that could project a heads up display with information. Reality has shown that these things will 💯 be used against us, and to not trust the tech due to the creators & governments.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Happy Saturday! I'm at LifeSouth Community Blood Centers donating platelets this morning. Get out there and make it a great day!

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sun Herald headline: Two 'armed & dangerous' women believed to be on the loose in South Mississippi Me: only two?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just dropped my phone in water with Bluesky open! None of y'all drowned right? Y'all okay? Please confirm!

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If I had a dollar for everytime I got distracted… I wish I had some ice cream...

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This morning, my boss asked me to join the company's 401k. But I'd never make it. That's like 250 miles!

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What if I get dementia and start confessing to crimes I absolutely didn't commit because all the true crime & murder documentaries I watched gradually become all I can remember?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Biscuits & gravy are currently safer to eat than salad. What a great time to be alive!

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of your hip dislocating.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Any pan can be non-stick if I don't cook in it.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It's Saturday and I'm in the chair donating platelets at LifeSouth Community Blood Centers. Great way to support my local community and help others.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Just got out of the hospital for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Finished 'A Parade of Horribles' by Matt Dinniman. Doing something I haven't done since Alan Dean Foster's Spellsinger Series... Starting over with 'Dungeon Crawler Carl'! This series is bonkers, in a good way! Once I finish the series again, I'll branch out. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If anyone has any experience with anything, or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I saw a package of Gummy Worms at the grocery store. The label read "No Artificial Flavors". Who is buying gummy worms hoping they taste as close to actual worms as possible?!?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Finished 'This Inevitable Ruin' DCC Book 7, by Matt Dinniman. (Audiobook) Now reading 'Now listening to 'A Parade of Horribles' by Matt Dinniman. Kinda sad that this is the last book (for now). Keep on keepin' on! Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky

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