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Every day I strive to live the kind of life that makes the NSA goon that's eavesdropping on me have to take up heavy drinking.

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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Is it me or has anyone else noticed that Dealer's Rooms at conventions these days offer nothing but same old boring shit?
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Trump's "brain" only has three modes: SMUG NASTY COMOTOSE
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Democrats Organizing For America @democratsofa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No wonder the entrenched bureaucracy hates him to much. He's showing America that things REALLY can get better when you work on behalf of everyone, not for the Epstein class.
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Helen Jeannine 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @helen-jeannine.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
OK, I need to ask. Are some Hellaverse fans REALLY dunking on Vivziepop because she said that some of her characters are straight?
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Heard that Pedolf Twitler had a bad week. www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fP...
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Billy Squier - The Stroke
YouTube video by Official Billy Squier
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hazbin Hotel/Vivziepop Haters last night:
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Keep a close eye on what Trump is wearing during his rallies. If it's a blue suit, white shirt, and red tie, you can guarantee that he'll do his goofy little "Trump Dance" to rile up the CHUDs. It's all a deliberate performance. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Body Language Experts Explain Why Trump Dances Like THAT — And It Makes So Much Sense
Experts say his movements are "dominant," "aggressive" and even a way to encourage people to do what he does.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oh god!
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Admit it. The series finale of The Boys would have gotten much better ratings if it had shown this as the final battle.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Keep reminding Trump that even Jimmy Carter had better poll ratings than he does. The ketchup'll really fly then.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What? ANOTHER Time-Traveler? Welp, here comes another week of Trump screeching to get his stupid fucking ballroom again. Accompanied by every MAGA politician parroting the same like good little nazi robots.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You just know that all of these people shitting on Gooseworx are going to become Karens in the 2040s, right?
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
After all of the inhuman shit that Gooseworx is being put through, she ought to just post a RickRoll labeled as the final TADC episode and walk away, both middle fingers extended.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I bought one final pint of Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream by Ben & Jerry's to eat while watching the final episode of The Late Show a few hours from now. I fear we may not see much of either after tonight. 😢
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Is it me, or has South Park gotten so predictable? In fact, I'm gonna make my own prediction and I bet you it will happen: an episode where the land that used to be Tegridy Farms is being slated to become an AI Data Center.
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/... #USpol
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Brian Jopek (@BrianJopek@mastodon.world)
Attached: 1 image Cartoon by Chris Britt. #USpol
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
MAGA during BLM marches: "PAID PROTESTORS!! PAID PROTESTORS!! SOROS PAID PROTESTORS!!" [Trump starts shoveling out millions to Jan6 traitors] MAGA: "BEST PRESIDENT EVER!"
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cartoon by Jeff Koterba
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The buzzwords that the corporate media uses to sanewash right wing atrocities are "bold" and "breaking norms". It's like saying "Hitler decided to make a bold move on how to deal with the Jewish question with a policy that had broken norms.".
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Trump's "deal" with the IRS:
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Man this day is absolutely HORRIBLE! AGP Monsters coming from the left, bible-banging Jeezoid nazis coming from the right. And us Normies in the middle catching shit from both! HURRY UP YOU FUCKING ASTEROID!!!!
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
July 4th 1976 was a wonderful, almost magical day for a 70's kid like me to be alive. July 4th 2026 however will feel more like a funeral instead. Knowing that it'll be nothing but a fat nazi pig farting & wobbling on a stage and making it all about himself as tanks drive by.
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Eric Schwartz @eeericschwartz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The SHARK BOY SUMMER DANCE is here! 🦈👦🌴 #helluvaboss #helluvashorts #sharkboysummer @spindlehorse.bsky.social
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What Trump agreed to let China do to America:
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The 23% of "Americans" that still support Trump. 👇
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just rewatched S02E09 of Andor and realized how close it resembles our fight against having AI Centers imposed on us all.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I don't understand why students are looking forward to Graduation day. Do they not realize what it REALLY means. It means their childhoods are now over, all their high school friends scattered to the winds, and decades of low wages, debts, and hunger await them.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Thank god the Pentagon didn't release the Butthole Cut.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I am getting so very, VERY sick of Evil winning all the time.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Trump evicts all buffalo from Federal Lands Ted Turner is dead.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#HazbinHotel If Alastor was real, I bet he'd be laughing his ass off watching everyone sperging out over this ridiculous controversy.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Attn: Vivziepop haters: Reach deep up your own asses as much as you want looking for the most ridiculous things to dunk on her about. All it's doing is making me respect her even more for her DGAFness. If you're so off the SJW deep end to think she supports racism, then that's more of a you thing.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trolls: "Just look at Vivziepop eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place."
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'm gonna tell my Grandkids that this is Lauren Sánchez Bezos.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
May the Fourth be with you. #HazbinHotel #StarWars Credit: www.facebook.com/groups/55629...
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You know things are looking bad for Disney when fans are more interested in an official release of "The Star Wars Holiday Special" than the "Mandalorian and Grogu" movie.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So, we came THIS close to having a new national holiday last night.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dude, the whole thing was so fucking obviously staged, and you morons will fall for it yet again.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
All this to protect a fat disgusting pig who enjoys beating up and raping little kids.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
After decades of San Diego "Comic" Con abandoning fans & kowtowing to the Hollywood bigshots, those same bigshots have created their own "CinemaCon" and left SDCC behind like a used condom. Congrats, SDCC. You played yourselves.
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Well, another morning, and once again I go online to check the news while asking myself "Is he dead yet?"
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
OH MY GOD! AND ORBAN IS TOAST!
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Trump wants to pay regular tribute to middle-east potentates? Didn't Thomas Jefferson declare war on Tripoli and the Barbary Pirates to end this shit 221 years ago? America is not only not winning. It's literarily rolling back!
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ᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸 @cstuarthardwick.com · 06/04/2026
This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death:
This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death: “Hello, Artemis II! This is Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell. Welcome to my old neighborhood! When Frank Borman, Bill Anders, and I orbited the Moon on Apollo 8, we got humanity’s first up-close look at the Moon and got a view of the home planet that inspired and united people around the world. I’m proud to pass that torch on to you — as you swing around the Moon and lay the groundwork for missions to Mars … for the benefit of all. It’s a historic day, and I know how busy you’ll be. But don’t forget to enjoy the view. So, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy, and all the great teams supporting you  – good luck and Godspeed from all of us here on the good Earth.”
Jim Lovell

Jim Lovell

Gemini VII, Gemini XII, Apollo 8, and Apollo 13 Astronaut
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vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social @vyvyanbastrd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Am I the only one who still remembers that there was a Russian copycat of MST3K? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNH4...
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Project Popcorn - Russian MST3K ripoff
YouTube video by Ninjew1
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