nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026this is not a subtweet. @ whoever you are we could smooch 060
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026imagine if we smooched. no reason i just want to smooch you 1246
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharknicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025a dead bee is called a been 23911173
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharknicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them 24884187
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm the only normal guy hiding in your coat closet. The other dudes in here are weird 114223
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026hey girlies (and guylies and theylies) i’m alive. my husband and i have separated which makes my last posts incredibly awkward. what have i missed? 5241
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 17/08/2025ily abby 💖 (don’t worry it’s non alcoholic wine haha) 020
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025i am an innocent, lord of the rings loving gal, and they commit violence by releasing tales of the shire 0130
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025well then interested in this rocks is the only feeling i want to have!!! 150
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks 318658
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkToxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Can someone lend me a hundred bugs 1310922
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025i just think it's unfair that some people are biologically better at sports than me and i think they should all be banned from sports until i am the best at sports 471446150
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 30/07/2025such world wide webs we weave 422161
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025sharks store love in their teeth this is why they bite 02910
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025come with me if you don’t want to live 913936
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025okay i shall speak into the alcoholic void 020
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025it’s night time, time to make out with ghosts 05914
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025for @jonhendren.com this is the beef barbacoa and cochinita pibil i slow cooked on my smoker for 8 hours on the weekend 1110
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025see english is fun because are the frogs disappointed in you or are there disappointed frogs inside of you? no one can tell 391
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025there are several frogs disappointed in you 1164
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharknicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025stuart little women 47216
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/07/2025And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach 191055120
Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I bought you a sword please respond. 25389159