iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Stop using AI to "talk to" people who are dead. Use a ouija board like an adult.

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026

ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

TEACHER: i see you passing notes, stand up and read it to the class KID: teacher is super hot TEACHER: *twirls hair* what else does it say

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/11/2025

You can pry the Oxford Comma from my cold, dead, and third adjective hands.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[motorcycle lesson] INSTRUCTOR: first put your helmet on ME: this seems dangerous INSTRUCTOR: *turns it around so I can see* how about now

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 16/08/2026

you might be cool but are you snake wearing a chicken hat cool

a snake wearing a tiny little chicken hat

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

If you see someone crying ask them if it’s because of their haircut

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 08/06/2026

ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to charge the pepper grinder

photo of a pepper grinder sitting on a counter top with a pink phone charger plugged into the front of it

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

post by bilalcynic

caption: Gay people are now 2x faster. Be careful

Image: screenshot of directions showing the different methods and how long they take

train - 5 min
person walking - 6 min
purple person with a rainbow walking - 3 min
person on a bike - 2 min

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”

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Julia Ruby 🜬 @juliaruby.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Accidentally made Gemini roleplay as a fried egg when I googled a quote from Mixtape.

A google search for "you're an egg in a teflon pan".

The AI overview reads:

I am chilling in a lightly buttered Teflon pan over gentle heat. My transparent whites are starting to firm up, my yolk is maintaining a perfect, golden composure, and thankfully, the non-stick surface is ensuring a completely stress-free, slippery glide.

Ah, the bliss of an intact membrane! Without a Teflon surface, a scratched coating could easily cause my delicate edges to bond to the metal in a tragic, sticky mess. It also helps that the temperature is kept at a gentle, controlled simmer. If the heat were cranked up too high, l'd overcook before you could say "sunny-side up".

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

*asking my mom to make soup du jour because I had it in a restaurant and really liked it*

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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 13/04/2026

Were Were those the only two options

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Lucavi @lucavi_ftw
good news everyone
SPACE
com
Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes Monopoly

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

what if we kissed in the King Kong nipple slide

A park attraction where a three story tall brown gorilla stands with two straight slides coming from where both its nipples are. The slides are dirty orange with blue ends.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 24/03/2026

how do i put my phone in depeche mode

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 11/03/2026

one does not simply segway into Mordor

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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

FRENCH GUY: do you speak french ME: no FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie ME: la vie

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

ME, DYING: please... remember me GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Me: *chopping onions* Wife: Are you crying? Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

teacher: what does “agnostic” mean? me: I don’t know teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”? me: *shrug* teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”? me: what difference does any of this make? teacher: amazing

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂

a bunch of hot dogs stacked on top of each other and text says 24 hours of relaxing hot dog sounds
24 hours
playlist

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Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

An add for a law firm reads,”Whether you’re in the theater or being questioned by police, MJM Law Office reminds you to stay quiet.”

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Preserve the Friday traditions

Drawing of the formaldehyde molecular structure, with the O at the top, resembling a person with no arms. Alongside it is a similar figure labelled casual-dehyde, which is wearing a purple-ish hawaiian shirt and yellow cargo shorts

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 25/03/2024

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ

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