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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

finally, a good threads post

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 28/09/2026

a 3 act story, a tale as old as time

Screenshot of a City of Vaughan announcement headlined “Speed cameras in Vaughan are going LIVE on April 23,” above a photo of two speed-enforcement cameras mounted on a roadside pole.

Screenshot of a Global News article headlined “Ontario city pauses speed cameras after 32K tickets handed out in 3 weeks,” featuring Vaughan speed cameras mounted on a pole.

Screenshot of a news article headlined “Driver caught going 205 km/h in Vaughan,” with a nighttime photo from an OPP traffic stop.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What I picture when people say escrow

The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 21/09/2026

Resident Evil: 15-Minute Raccoon City

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 20/09/2026

WD-40 The Game walked so Balatro could run

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

playing the WD-40 game

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A chatbot told him 6 times to not do one

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 18/09/2026

A typewritten note that reads

screaming crying throwing up

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"your holiness, it's called a sankey diagram"

a photo of someone explaining something to pope leo while the pope makes a face of slight discomfort

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant

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Bread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A lady doesn't like to enquire what's under the police's bottom.

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He’re at Bluesky we’re recreating the social credit score system from the hit Black Mirror episode, Don’t Create The Social Credit Score Systrm

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

people seeing a jerrypost demystified

A chart showing people encountering a jerrypost and what happens across four stages:

Stage 0

- 1,637 saw jerrypost on Discover
- 5,184 saw jerrypost on Following timeline
- 487 saw flyer for jerrypost
- 43 canvassed by grassroots staff

Stage 1

- 4,657 scrolled past
- 267 blocked jerry on sight
- 137 unfollowed jerry
- 1,751 kept following
- 76 crashed out
- 463 muted jerry

Stage 2

- 1,530 reposted to torture their followers
- 153 liked jerrypost to worsen the Discover feed problem
- 18 sent jerrypost to group text

Stage 3

- 50 received venmo payment
- 113 had thanksgiving dinner invitation rescinded
- 247 shunned from society

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 17/09/2026

my custom feed brings all the birds to the yard

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 13/09/2026

who up summonin they pup gods

photo of a lit candle that looks like a brown dog’s head

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

1 month progress selfie

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026

The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess. CHESS. It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"it's called a courtesy like. when you reply to a post you should like the post you're replying to first. it's just common decency"

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 11/09/2026

happy birthday to conspiracy theorists

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026

It's always a good time to share this.

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 10/09/2026

when you’re doing it absolutely wrong

Trillium article:
Headline: Ontario Science Centre laying off entire science department

TORONTO — The Ontario Science Centre has laid off 30 workers including the entire science department, The Canadian Press has learned. Science centre CEO Paul Kortenaar told employees at a meeting today that the organization is being restructured.
Liam Casey, The Canadian Press
34 minutes ago

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 09/09/2026

going back in time to 30 seconds ago, before i googled “what was Creed’s original name”

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale

a realistic speculative rendering of indohyus, a fairly small land mammal with a broad, rounded body, a long thick tail tapering at the end, a smoothly sloped head kind of like a borzoi dog's, short and thin hooved legs, and short, tawny fur. its shapes are somewhat reminiscent of a whale's

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

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