Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 15/10/2024BOO! haha im just messing with you i hope ur having a good october 1163
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 10hplease answer this short survey for a project at school: do you want to go out with me? ⬛️ yes ⬛️ no 021
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 10hplease answer this short survey for a project at school: do you want to go out with me? ⬛️ yes ⬛️ no 021
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026im at my cosmetic surgeon’s office w/ a photo of Elon musks chest but he’s shaking his head he says he doesn’t think he can do it and it wouldn’t be believable anyway 051
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 03/10/2024october is too spooky they should just have a nice month 062
Reposted by kirlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 04/11/2024I could easily lure sailors to their death on the rocks 35712
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026kinda fucked up when your state still has the death penalty in 2026 010
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[washing fitted sheets] looks like there’s still space for a few socks in this load 172
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i think if you look at the posts i’ve liked you’ll findi’ve always been on the right side of history 122
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the burger chain assessing my willingness to pay and offering me zero dollar burgers I still can’t be bothered to go get 031
Reposted by kirlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/08/2025You got any plans for late September/early October? Because pears are going to be ripe and I was thinking about taking a trip to pear country 1313
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i think if you look at the posts i’ve liked you’ll findi’ve always been on the right side of history 122
Reposted by kirJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026let this be a reminder to all that alt text is highkey goated when accessibility is the vibe 713419
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[washing fitted sheets] looks like there’s still space for a few socks in this load 172
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026im at my cosmetic surgeon’s office w/ a photo of Elon musks chest but he’s shaking his head he says he doesn’t think he can do it and it wouldn’t be believable anyway 051
Reposted by kirBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Turn away, stranger. I need to rip into this hunk of crusty bread in peace. 05324
Reposted by kirterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saw your man playing dead in the field after seeing the shadow of a large raven overhead 012545
Reposted by kirFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 18/09/2026fighting the affordability crisis by laying my own eggs 411429
Reposted by kirlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS 451379164
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026one thing ive noticed about kids is they seem to really love their nintendos so if I was trying to get them interested in finishing their homework or eating vegetables I would try just calling that nintendo 152
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026everyone has that one homie who keeps sponging my bells 132
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026one thing ive noticed about kids is they seem to really love their nintendos so if I was trying to get them interested in finishing their homework or eating vegetables I would try just calling that nintendo 152
Reposted by kirCallistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Merlin Bird app needs a new setting called "bitch, that's a frog" 1146
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026when we someone says they’ve got places to be it’s like ok name all the places because I’ll bet it’s like one place at most maybe not even a single place 042
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026when we someone says they’ve got places to be it’s like ok name all the places because I’ll bet it’s like one place at most maybe not even a single place 042
Reposted by kirHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Listen man you gotta fill up your foreskin with peppercorns 1213
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I can squirt ink like a squid but I’m not usually in water so it just kind of puddles on the ground while I run away 043
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yes i’m defeating my opponents but more importantly im inspiring them 0217
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026everyone’s got that one homie who bought an excavator and now he’s gotta start an excavating company or some shit 091
Reposted by kirbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026when shit is unnecessary its like damn guess we dont need that 0214
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the freezing to death with a bellyful of poisonous mushrooms one is good 020
Reposted by kirAllen Bryan @limulus.bsky.social · 24/11/2025some moss and lichen for monday #photography #moss #mossmonday #lichen 0616
Reposted by kirColleen Miller @colleenmiller.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Mossy Monday again! #MossyMonday #moss #forest 11037
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026everyone’s got that one homie who bought an excavator and now he’s gotta start an excavating company or some shit 091
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026many a young maid losing her baubles to my trade is goated when being a highwayman is the vibe 04312
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i’m trying to be the best wire mother I can be for my children 021
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i’m trying to be the best wire mother I can be for my children 021
