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Multitude Container

@greavesoflass.bsky.social
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Minnesota. Socialism. History and literature nerd. Top 96% of OnlyFans. Frequently wrong.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 3h
NFL quarterback is insane because there are probably only ten people on Earth at any given time that can do it competently.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 7h
I would like to marry a Baldur's Gate 3 character and I really don't care which.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 22h
Kids throw up so fast.
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Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me: Watch out that snake’s poisonous. Her: You mean venomous, poison is ingested. Me: Her: Me: *swallows snake*
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one is online. Zero persons.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn losing that CBS job really hit him hard.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LinkedIn Logs.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop using AI to "talk to" people who are dead. Use a ouija board like an adult.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My dick and balls are in retrograde.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone make a goth version of my pfp so I can be Halloween.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone like big complicated board games?
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't decide whether I like this shirt.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If FIFA thought it could make a billion dollars offering a fun and fair product to its fans it would do that. But if FIFA thought it could make a billion and one dollars shooting its fans dead in the stands, it would do that instead.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kalshi should go back to making healthy, inedible breakfast cereal.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know who else only had twelve followers and whose posts pissed everyone off?
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey the Lynx are pissing me off.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would prefer you to disseminate an update to interested parties that we have resumed our previous standard of operations.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Unabomber always looked so damn cozy in his little sweatshirt.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For what it's worth, this is a conservative-leaning think tank running the survey.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm writing a novel. All I need are some cool ideas and characters and a riveting plot.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Myers-Briggs is just zodiac signs for men.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A spatula is an uncircumcised fork.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey the Lynx sucked 👍🏻
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To enter The Discourse™, I have not heard of "Choosin' Texas," but I do not hate country music! I am a DSA libtard and I love Jason Isbell, Watchhouse, older stuff like Billy Joe Shaver, lots of country! I can just not have heard "Choosin' Texas" because of old, not because of woke.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drinking.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who decided to call it getting arrested for having illegal weed gummies and not an "edible arraignment"?
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why are the sirens going off in Minneapolis this morning?
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like it or hate it, Family Guy belongs on this list. Its cultural thumbprint is enormous, both to other shows on this list and to media as a whole (its success in DVDs it couldn't find in broadcast was an early foot in a door to how media is now overtly designed to be binged and rewatched).
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pouring myself a cup of Drugs.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having never seen any Nathan Fielder stuff, a couple years ago I started The Rehearsal S1 and told my wife five minutes in "oh, ok, it's Borat for people with autism" and having now watched everything he's ever done, yes, I nailed it.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was using an AR app to visualize women in public naked and my face caught on fire.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When my grandma died in a nursing home, I uploaded all our conversations into an AI bot so I could still visit her like once a year while she remained trapped in a hell of sterile loneliness and fading memory.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bisexual people turn invisible at midnight.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tyranny is ok as long as your guy is the tyranny doer.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A lobotomy is when they remove one of the two wolves inside you.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looks like Multitude Container is dead. Suicide. There's a note. It says "the diarrhea in my pants is from after I died."
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@natepentz.bsky.social Hey I'm not watching the game but I just checked the box score. Why does the Fever have a million free throws and we have none? Deserved or dogshit ref?
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your honor, the victim sucked.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoying a couple Arby's roast beeves.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Chesapeake cheesesteak cheapskate.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it just me or does Ed Sheeran fucking rule?
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A touch of the chowder.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
By the end of the year and with much training, I will be able to fit the green orb up my ass.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wearing my Meta glasses to the restroom for some live streaming.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Row The Boat....across the Styx!
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FBI is looking for people who got that dog in them.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My one old person opinion is that Gunsmoke is actually a very good show.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuckin' got 'em.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Better than nothing," he said, incorrectly.
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