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John Paul

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Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 7h
okay a friend just posted a picture on Instagram of pumpkin eggnog at his grocery store and honestly you know what would
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 7h
We teach young girls to cover their drinks. Walk with their keys between their knuckles. Dress modestly. Have a buddy system. Yell “fire”. By the time we’re adults we have a novel length list of rules to follow to avoid being raped. Many of us are raped anyways. That’s why we’re enraged.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 6h
mannnnn this is a banger
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Sweetie - Pay Rise (Official Video)
YouTube video by Sweetie Band
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 7h
Trump landed two huge projects and almost several hours of economic growth.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
perhaps today is a good day to pie
a hairy arm holding a small bat’leth, a Klingon curved blade
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 16h
We're getting to where the next admin is going to need to fire the entire government and start over. No one that Trump hired is trustworthy, and neither are the people they hired to work under them. It's going to take a long time to right this ship, and there's going to be pain along the way.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 8h
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 7h
Foroglio, Ticino, Switzerland 🇨🇭
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Don Linn @donlinn.bsky.social · 7h
This makes me unreasonably happy...
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
starting a conspiracy theory that there’s sodium in the Great Salt Lake
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
do klingon accountants also end their emails with “die well”
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h
what special occasions and/or ceremonies do you think Klingons DON'T cut their hands and bleed into a ceremonial bowl about it
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Lt. Uhura @ltuhura.bsky.social · 7h
He forgot to add the "b" again. That means at least one more speech about how "nobody knows there's a 'b' in dumb". 🙄
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 9h
Happy Birthday to our @nashishereforit.bsky.social !🎂
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David @davidicw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republicans know they have to cheat to win. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/09/acti...
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I Could Be Wrong.
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Real Thomas Richmond @thomasrichmond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check it, Check It, Mike Check 1-2-3
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Vickie Carey 🦋 💙🖤❤️‍🩹🟦 @vickiecarey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prepare to Vote by checking your Voter Registration and finding your State's Early Voting period. You can find the official information at your State's Board of Elections. 💙🇺🇸 Or Text Vote to 50409 and ResistBot will help you check your voter status for Free. 👇 Example
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Jose Or71z @or71z.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@heatherthomasaf.bsky.social
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 14h
Knowing we’ll be dreaming of these beautiful fall days when the snow starts flying, we decided to play hooky today and play 36 holes!
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 9h
Saved from the heatwave. Check your voter registration. Volunteer to work the polls.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 25/09/2026
“I used to think everyone opposed war. Then I realized some people actually want it — especially those who don’t have to go.” Erich Maria Remarque (1898–1970), German novelist
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 02/10/2026
“There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity.” — Pope Leo (This non-religious artist is nodding enthusiastically!)
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MLA formatting will trigger these AI detectors, too. Academic language itself triggers it. I’ll live with the typos, thanks. As a professional writer, it’s horrible to watch. It’s tearing apart the learning process. Off-loading cognitive thinking is a dystopian future I don’t want to live in.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re in an AI transition & I get that many are confused about. Let me be clear, I canceled my MSWord subscription (of 20 years) bc there’s no way to turn AI off. Now using Notes and AI-disabled Pages to write. I will go back to spiral notebooks if I have to. I went back to college to learn.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 8h
they should invent a trader joe's mini ice cream cone the size of a giant ice cream cone
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 8h
Quiet, Piggy.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 9h
May this kind of love never find me. www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-sh...
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'Hurting': Elon Musk breaks up with girlfriend as she leaks texts about White House dinner
Tesla CEO Elon Musk broke up with the mother of four of his children "with no warning," she said in a post that revealed their private texts.Shivon Zilis, a tech executive, announced the split Friday ...
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Rebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 9h
All these America 250 ads say “Image Source: Adobe stock.” Cheap fuckers can’t even pay an artist or photographer for original images.
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Lock Down Your Life @lockdownyourlife.com · 9h
Me, trying to explain Turkish pronunciation to my Dutch friend.
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Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
Alt: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
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Ethan Sacks @ethansacks.bsky.social · 9h
I will not watch in a responsible way.
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 9h
youtu.be/DAgQIb77UhU?...
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Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons - Big Girls Don t Cry 1962
YouTube video by OLD TAPES
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Tracey Taylor 🦋 @traytaymakeup.bsky.social · 9h
I’m out of town in a rural area with lots of maga folk. They have life begins at conception billboards, Trump flags and a bunch of Christian billboards the 10 Commandments on them and the Pledge of Allegiance. It is fucking weirder than fuck and so cringe.
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many states have engaged in wrongful purging and there are just days left until those same states close voter registration. Please stay fierce and keep checking! www.dontgetpurged.org
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Verify Your Name is Still on Your State’s Registered Voter Roll
You have the power to beat voter suppression, glitches and Russian hacking!
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 9h
Still choosing love ❤️ youtu.be/ZWrhh8iMvhE
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Frankie Valli - Can't Take My Eyes Off You (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Cakes & Eclairs
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 10h
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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The Postal Service is slowing delivery. Will your mail ballot be affected?
Democracy Docket mapped the affected zip codes.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 11h
When does it stop hurting so much?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 16h
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Tina - Release the #EpsteinFiles|Resistbot Text RESIST to 50409 @porpentina2017.bsky.social · 12h
… and HERE Is the problem folks. We have men like the #PedoInChief in power who feel sorry for the 7 men who brutally assaulted a young woman for over 7 hours. We REALLY need to fix this. Women shouldn’t have to live in constant fear.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 12h
The people talking about the dignity of being, say, a welder, have never welded anything. And as far as “the pay is actually good” arguments go, the starting pay is good. The pay a few years in is good. But there’s a ceiling and it hits at about the same time the physical toll of the job does
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 12h
This is why I get pissed off when anyone accuses me of being an elitist when I say young people should go to college if they can. I say that because my dad was a local lineman and contractor who did heavy physical labor for years and has had chronic back pain since his early 30s
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12h
What do you call the feeling of melancholy when something that would have been a huge scandal in any other administration breaks on a near daily basis?
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12h
Also lol at the idea that Biden's criticism of the Court was "very harsh," like, buddy, if that's so, the shit people correctly say about you on here would make you cry
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Dave Baltrus 🦦 @surtlab.bsky.social · 13h
There is a terrifying 5 minute span when, after catching a rattlesnake, you put it in your car and drive it down the road to be released and it’s rattling like crazy in your aluminum garbage that’s seatbelted in next to you in the passenger seat
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 14h
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
A Gen-AI hamburger that looks like it’s made of human calf meat with bugs for sauce and a bun that is made of dried human skin
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Shivvers in Fear 🙀 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 13h
This is why the Pope popped off
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Greg Buster @gregbuster.bsky.social · 20h
Saw this sign on my walk today. I concur. 🐶
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Greg Buster @gregbuster.bsky.social · 19h
I admit I’ve gotten the homie hookup a few times from other gay people. It’s like the old AAA tagline “It pays to be a member” 😄
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 15h
Paramount thinks re-naming everything "Skydance" will fix everything for everyone who was just disenfranchised by the Warner Brothers merger, even though Saudi Arabia now controls more American artists' voices. Thanks, Jared Kushner! shero.substack.com/p/jared-kush...
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Jared Kushner And Trump Family Could Benefit in Another Deal that Depends on Trump's Approval
A new buyout offer made to Warner Brothers Discovery shareholders to counter a recent offer by Netflix is being sold to shareholders as a lock due to Paramount's political positioning.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14h
ⓘ Community Note There is an imposter issuing community notes. Stay vigilant and dial 3-1-1 to report possible fraud.
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