Reposted by megbadadonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset 3427131 0
Reposted by megbadaTwin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 08/09/2024*pouring Pop Rocks in my butt just to feel something* 53815 0
Reposted by megbadaDiana Fire @boo.bsky.social · 10/09/2024I think I'd be a good kamikaze fighter if I had practice 0103 0
Reposted by megbadathe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/09/2024Your mom would feed me 034 0
Reposted by megbadaPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 10/09/2024*in a hole pulling dirt over myself I'VE FOUND THE SECRET TO INNER PEACE 0125 0
Reposted by megbadarufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Employee quarterly check ins for the next two hours I'm giving everyone exceeds expectations. Pay raises for all 2296 0
Reposted by megbadaOrpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/08/2024Beginning September 1, customers will be required to unload trucks behind the Walmart stores. This is in addition to your self-checkout duties. Please see the manager for your shift times. 810314 0
Reposted by megbadaFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/08/2024BOSS: you're late ME: *grabs cup out of his hand* it's pronounced "latte" but thanks 131763250 0
Reposted by megbada🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/10/2024*pronounces sword like turd* 43513 0
Reposted by megbadasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2024i’m not just wasting time on bsky i’m actively avoiding dealing with issues irl duh 724477 0
Reposted by megbada𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2024Put your heads down on your desks. It’s Quiet Time. 411549 0
Reposted by megbada🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/09/2024I call my dog Dr. Goodbaby because she’s got a dogtorate in adorbology 04011 0
Reposted by megbadanick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 31/08/2024"Punks not dead," I say from behind my desk wearing freshly ironed dress clothes that smell like lavender vanilla 112228 0
Reposted by megbadaP Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 31/08/2024Don’t wake up. It’s not worth it. 0113 0
Reposted by megbada𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Tried miniature golf but all the players looked normal sized. False advertising. Two stars. 07620 0
megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 31/08/2024I don't want the job unless there's a self-destruct button somewhere nearby. 1135 0
megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 29/08/2024Since I don't have much to say lately, here's a picture to look at. 030 0
Reposted by megbadaEelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 20/08/2024Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers played Refugee 150 times to get the perfect take I think you can get out of bed today 💜 I believe in you 1177 0
Reposted by megbadaOrpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/08/2024. You don't become cooler with age... But you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer's Paradox. - Widdershins Smith 813826 0
Reposted by megbadaDixon Ciderr @tittsmcdick.bsky.social · 27/08/2024I'm looking forward to the leaves changing color and your attitude adjusting 0146 0
Reposted by megbadaraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 27/08/2024I opted out of preventing forest fires and instead fully embraced the raging dumpster fire that is me 12312 0
Reposted by megbadaWilma Marlene Fine ✈️ @wmf5.bsky.social · 18/08/2024I have decided the one thing that I love doing most is nothing. 6406 0
Reposted by megbadaLRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 17/08/2024SHITHOUSE RAT SUMMER HAS BEEN GOING A LOT LIKE IT SOUNDS. 0136 0
Reposted by megbada😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 18/08/2024brain: do not forget to do this later me: why don't we just do it rn brain: no 😠 later. *later* brain: omg lol we forgot again me: gfdi 39824 0
megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 17/08/2024I got one of those things that makes clear ice. So I put clear ice in my bourbon, and my life is already like 3x better than it was before. 010 0
Reposted by megbadaWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 13/08/2024Muting people you don’t even follow is self care 57625 0
Reposted by megbada✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 16/08/2024Me (irl): *goes on about something in too much detail, for too long Everybody: (awkward silence) Me (on Bluesky): Hmmmm, I wonder... [1/727] 094 0
Reposted by megbadaSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/08/2024Leo: You can’t handle your weed. Just give it to your Aquarius/Gemini friends and stick to the depression juice. 47514 0
Reposted by megbadaGeorgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 12/08/2024Whenever someone asks me a question I can’t answer I simply say “I’m terribly sorry, I don’t speak English at all. Good day” 23414 0
Reposted by megbadadr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 14/08/2024I thought I was lazy turns out I'm just old phew 411130 0
megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 13/08/2024Holding out for universal popularity. Also, not talking to anybody. 010 0
Reposted by megbadaturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/06/2024settling into a nice relaxing bath as the water covers my face & i drown 45215 0
Reposted by megbadaspooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 05/08/2024LGBT stands for Lauren Grace Butt Touching 6666 0
Reposted by megbadaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/08/2024for a small fee i will put on a Pikachu costume and follow JD Vance around for as many hours as possible before getting sniped 2056281 0
