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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset

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megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'll be your human wagyu.

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megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I got puppies and life has meaning again.

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

*pouring Pop Rocks in my butt just to feel something*

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Diana Fire @boo.bsky.social · 10/09/2024

I think I'd be a good kamikaze fighter if I had practice

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/09/2024

Your mom would feed me

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 10/09/2024

*in a hole pulling dirt over myself I'VE FOUND THE SECRET TO INNER PEACE

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Employee quarterly check ins for the next two hours I'm giving everyone exceeds expectations. Pay raises for all

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/08/2024

Beginning September 1, customers will be required to unload trucks behind the Walmart stores. This is in addition to your self-checkout duties. Please see the manager for your shift times.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/08/2024

BOSS: you're late ME: *grabs cup out of his hand* it's pronounced "latte" but thanks

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/10/2024

*pronounces sword like turd*

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megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Just cancelled my WaPo. Amazon prime is on the chopping block next.

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megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

It's okay that all the words live inside my head.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

i’m not just wasting time on bsky i’m actively avoiding dealing with issues irl duh

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

Put your heads down on your desks. It’s Quiet Time.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/09/2024

I call my dog Dr. Goodbaby because she’s got a dogtorate in adorbology

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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

"Punks not dead," I say from behind my desk wearing freshly ironed dress clothes that smell like lavender vanilla

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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

Don’t wake up. It’s not worth it.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

Tried miniature golf but all the players looked normal sized. False advertising. Two stars.

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megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

I want a countdown, smoke, and alarms, too. "10 seconds to self destruct"

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megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

I don't want the job unless there's a self-destruct button somewhere nearby.

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megbada @megbada.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

Since I don't have much to say lately, here's a picture to look at.

A broken pier and glistening seawater on a cloudy day at Playa El Combate in Puerto Rico.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers played Refugee 150 times to get the perfect take I think you can get out of bed today 💜 I believe in you

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/08/2024

. You don't become cooler with age... But you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer's Paradox. - Widdershins Smith

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