P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Flowers have true colors. Other things try to be flowers. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Now listen, just because I love dogs doesn’t mean I hate cats. Settle down. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We hold these truths to be self evident. Dogs are cool. 000
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My dog is the best dog that ever lived. Your dog is the best dog that ever ever lived. Neither of these statements is contradictory. 1423992313
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Is retribution justified? Class come to order. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Apparently, violence is an answer amongst possible answers. Who thunk it? 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thankfully there are no shortages of things to be pissed about. I’m not fond of this version. 120
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thankfully, there is no shortage of things to be pissed at. 021
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’m pretty sure AI has ruined puppies for me. 092
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sophie MADE the shot. It had no social implications at all. No comment on sexual political racial crap. If you liked the violence inflicted on her you are part of the problem It was basketball. 100
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026There is seemingly no end to compromised personality types, the fucks. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Trophies should dissolve on their own under regular atmospheric conditions. Less clutter eh champ? 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ya wanna know what I think? …….. (waiting) Nah me neither 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Jesus could have been a stocky fellow. You don’t know. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It’s been a while since I muddied these waters. These bathroom walls need some quips. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Swan parents swimming up the lake with two babies in tow. Kids on jet skis oblivious cruise too close.. Me. (Considering treatise on societal decline but fuck it) 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026There’s no fear like end o life Dinosaurs were the lucky 1s 000
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Reminder to sporadically check on your goths in this heat. Check under logs/in shaded graveyards and leave out a little dish of water at dusk. 5651204
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Anyway, I have young thoughts. Childlike even. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life. That’s it. That’s the post. 010
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The circus wasn’t what I thought it was. It seemed like so much fun. I’m back. Worse for the wear. 011
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The scene in Blazing Saddles where they hire the most awful criminals to take over Rock Ridge was the inspiration for Jan 6. So prescient.. 153
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 05/06/2026We're on the treadmill to doom and we're halfway there. 0175
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026One of these days, these Crocs are gonna walk all over you 1323985
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/06/2026What, I inquired of Chat is blue raspberry, even. Is it real? Is it a fantasy crafted by 8 year olds? Nevertheless…… 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Firecracker pop Oreos are cult fodder foodie perversion fuel, I wax poetic. 100
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Milk Bones are highly overrated. My dogs are the worst food critics. 010
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Silence is the hardest noise to hear. It’s like all the world is whispering secrets. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I’m an info channel now. No, no info at this time….. 021
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Genuinely, as he gets more insane, he just gets funnier it’s infuriating 052
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/02/2026oui âllo, I am ‘ow you say “seek of thees shit”? 622648
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The normal person needs 6 pairs of shoes. The freak in those people needs 60 pairs. You freaks.. 001
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Mr prez can we name the moon like sky Trump and it can be our 54th state 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/02/2026States are so pesky about who wins and loses elections. Let’s just use a show of hands.. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 31/01/2026A lot of vips boarded JE s plane by mistake and just went with it apparently. Honest mistake 051
Reposted by P Double G 🇺🇸mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 31/01/2026sure the world is on fire but i hope we find a little peace today 0175
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Hey Bob, come back to Minnesota and sing some sense into these killers. Hey Bruce, here’s some stuff to sink your teeth into. Hey Bono, every day these days is bloody. We could use a little help. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 25/01/2026They think they can turn us on each other. Fkn idiots. They’re just making us care more than we did before. 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I made ketchup from scratch yesterday. It’s so good it imparts wisdom on you when you eat it. It makes tater tots a gourmet delight. 010
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 22/01/202640 has got to be tough. 40 more years at least. Sorry to bring this up 000
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The plan for Greenland involves staging a plumbing disaster and having the insurance company pay for the country. 000