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P Double G 🇺🇸

@backwoodsmando.bsky.social
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We are alike cuz we’re diff Love me damn it 🐾 Followed by 100 k crickets

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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Flowers have true colors. Other things try to be flowers.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Now listen, just because I love dogs doesn’t mean I hate cats. Settle down.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We hold these truths to be self evident. Dogs are cool.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My dog is the best dog that ever lived. Your dog is the best dog that ever ever lived. Neither of these statements is contradictory.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Is retribution justified? Class come to order.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Apparently, violence is an answer amongst possible answers. Who thunk it?
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thankfully there are no shortages of things to be pissed about. I’m not fond of this version.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thankfully, there is no shortage of things to be pissed at.
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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m pretty sure AI has ruined puppies for me.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mostly, things exist in now
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sophie MADE the shot. It had no social implications at all. No comment on sexual political racial crap. If you liked the violence inflicted on her you are part of the problem It was basketball.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There is seemingly no end to compromised personality types, the fucks.
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trophies should dissolve on their own under regular atmospheric conditions. Less clutter eh champ?
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ya wanna know what I think? …….. (waiting) Nah me neither
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Jesus could have been a stocky fellow. You don’t know.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s been a while since I muddied these waters. These bathroom walls need some quips.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Swan parents swimming up the lake with two babies in tow. Kids on jet skis oblivious cruise too close.. Me. (Considering treatise on societal decline but fuck it)
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
There’s no fear like end o life Dinosaurs were the lucky 1s
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reminder to sporadically check on your goths in this heat. Check under logs/in shaded graveyards and leave out a little dish of water at dusk.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Alas..
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Anyway, I have young thoughts. Childlike even.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life. That’s it. That’s the post.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Coke was such a valid choice. IDK
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The circus wasn’t what I thought it was. It seemed like so much fun. I’m back. Worse for the wear.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The scene in Blazing Saddles where they hire the most awful criminals to take over Rock Ridge was the inspiration for Jan 6. So prescient..
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We're on the treadmill to doom and we're halfway there.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
One of these days, these Crocs are gonna walk all over you
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We should be dropping BombPops instead.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What, I inquired of Chat is blue raspberry, even. Is it real? Is it a fantasy crafted by 8 year olds? Nevertheless……
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Firecracker pop Oreos are cult fodder foodie perversion fuel, I wax poetic.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Milk Bones are highly overrated. My dogs are the worst food critics.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Silence is the hardest noise to hear. It’s like all the world is whispering secrets.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’m an info channel now. No, no info at this time…..
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hey gang, follow me on Temu. It’s a blast.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Genuinely, as he gets more insane, he just gets funnier it’s infuriating
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
oui âllo, I am ‘ow you say “seek of thees shit”?
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The normal person needs 6 pairs of shoes. The freak in those people needs 60 pairs. You freaks..
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Mr prez can we name the moon like sky Trump and it can be our 54th state
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
States are so pesky about who wins and loses elections. Let’s just use a show of hands..
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A lot of vips boarded JE s plane by mistake and just went with it apparently. Honest mistake
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 31/01/2026
sure the world is on fire but i hope we find a little peace today
a peace sign with a flame
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
She’s so o o hard to find
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hey Bob, come back to Minnesota and sing some sense into these killers. Hey Bruce, here’s some stuff to sink your teeth into. Hey Bono, every day these days is bloody. We could use a little help.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They think they can turn us on each other. Fkn idiots. They’re just making us care more than we did before.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Religious Experience ffs
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
too old to feel this young
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I made ketchup from scratch yesterday. It’s so good it imparts wisdom on you when you eat it. It makes tater tots a gourmet delight.
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
40 has got to be tough. 40 more years at least. Sorry to bring this up
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P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The plan for Greenland involves staging a plumbing disaster and having the insurance company pay for the country.
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