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watching one of the greatest and most artistically innovative bands in history post an AI meme like it's no big deal is unfathomably depressing but the Phillies won so

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Dino Ain't Nothin' Gonna Break My Stride

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 35m

TMac is such a great announcer I can see why NBC wanted to give him more work

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 1h

And why do they never have my Long hots chips when I need them?

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 1h

THROW FUCKING STRIKES

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 1h

Why is everybody who drives a GMC an asshole? Do you have to be a certified asshole to purchase one? Are asshole references required? I have questions.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 2h

You deserve so much better Cristopher. A heroic performance.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 3h

Stay out of my pants, Zuckerberg

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 3h

covid shot kicked my ass this morning beats the alternative but oof heaps of sympathy accepted

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 3h

Imma go down to Atlanta and stuff that airhorn up Terry McGuirk, win or lose who's with me ⚔️

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 3h

Beginning to think I know why the American Gothic couple never smiled

The famous painting “American Gothic” which features a woman and a man farmer and they look absolutely miserable

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 7h

it's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tfw someone very attractive starts promoting their new book series teaching people how to use AI complete with AI images

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Man That Was Such A Bummer Eric Cartman

Alt: Man That Was Such A Bummer Eric Cartman

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let my new tip bucket cheer your sad hearts, sports fans

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Appears to have been a poor decision

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hmmmm I'd have brought in painter for the 7th but let's see if Donnie's gamble pays off

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

JACOB TYLER REEEEALMUUUUUTO

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mike Yastrzemski's existence in baseball is a personal attack on me who saw his grandfather play in person

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess if you don’t have actual intelligence, the artificial kind would seem super.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sweet, great time to put in a rookie

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do not use SKYRIZZ if you have lungs, two feet, or a desire to eat eggs. Side effects may include developing gills and bizarre fantasies involving Bryson Stott.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026

I was thinking about this little guy

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid

senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Glad I don't do drugs anymore bc wtf

The weird little liberty biberty thing in a commercial

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ME (flirting): wanna see my new tip bucket? It lights up...

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Chris Sale will be joining ZZ Top win or lose after this series

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IN JESÚS WE TRUST

Jesús Luzardo Phillies on beach with
Jesús said "when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried the team.

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Very chillaxed character

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We have never done well against Sale not to be a negative Norman

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

good lord And I thought these Kinks super deluxe boxes were mammoth

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Meta is putting ads into people's personal videos My friend Lizzy posted a video of her adorable corgi playing with a ball. 10 seconds long. And a fuckin ad popped up. I can't anymore

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How have I never seen Escape From New York This is outstanding 😂 My friend Lars had the EFNY board game, which we would play all the time I guess I was only 10

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bootsy Collins does Cameos for $100 and if you ever want to get me a present this would be perfect, ty

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Very rude of the residents not to give the shark a snack after he was so nice to swim by

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