Reposted by LRRRLRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO. 0183
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO. 0183
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I, FOR ONE, AM HOPING AND PRAYING FOR A NICE HOAGIE. COPPA, SALAMI, PROSCIUTTO, THE NECESSARY ROUGHAGE, BANANA PEPPERS, AND LIKE AN 85% VINEGAR VINAIGRETTE. 0102
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025UGH, CHICAGO-STYLE POPE? WHY DON'T I JUST EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE? 171
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 14/02/2025IF THEY'RE NOT CALLED EAR BUDS BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 071
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I CAN'T BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME, SO I COMPRESS IT DOWN INTO A LITTLE TANTRUM THAT I HAVE ON MY PHONE A FEW TIMES A DAY. 041
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025EVERY STUDY ON THE COGNITIVE EFFECTS OF BRAIN SLUGS HAS BEEN BIASED AGAINST BRAIN SLUGS. 2124
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025ME BEING AN ALLY CUTS BOTH WAYS. WHEN LITTLE GREEN MEN START ASKING ABOUT THE BAD STUFF I DID, I EXPECT MATERIAL ASSISTANCE. 020
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 07/02/2025BE THE INDOMITABLE SPACE KING WITH A LASER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD. 040
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I REGRET COMING TO EARTH AND LOSING THE KEY TO MY SPACESHIP NOW MORE THAN EVER. 1186
Reposted by LRRRchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Are you there God? It's me *garbled inhuman squall of the deepest possible sorrow*. 14804154
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025WE'VE BEEN LIVING THROUGH DICKHEAD CHRISTMAS AND I'M STILL NOT ENJOYING MYSELF. 021
Reposted by LRRRdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/02/2025It’s OK for me to say stupid things, because I am stupid and living my truth 323753
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025WE INSTALLED A TELEVATOR ON THE WARBIRD AND IT DIDN'T WORK. JUST BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF VISCERA: 102
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I GREW FAT AND INDOLENT ON THE FEDIVERSE. I THRIVED UNDER A RELAXED APPROACH TO MODERATION. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO HERE. 170
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I CALL IT "HIGH CONCEPT POSTMODERN ART"; YOU CALL IT IMPENETRABLE SHITPOSTING. 1103
Reposted by LRRRchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I think I just got well actually'd by my knees. 621157
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I'M GONNA START IMPOSING SOCIAL TARIFFS (ROBBING) AGAIN 071
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I'M A SIMULACRUM WHO EXISTS ONLY AS A SEMIOTIC MEDIATOR BETWEEN SOCIETY AND REALITY. HELP!!! 131
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I PUT THE BRAINS AND THE BRAWN TOGETHER, AND NOW LOOK AT ME: I'M HITTING PEOPLE WITH A TEXTBOOK! 130
Reposted by LRRRsnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 24/01/2025They should invent a guy that replies 5328
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANY ILL EFFECTS FROM EATING TOXIC PEOPLE. 2194
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025HOW CAN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS BE BAD IF THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TIME? 151
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I'M GLAD THE HAWK TUAH GIRL ROBBED A BUNCH OF DIPSHITS THEN VANISHED. BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME, IMO. 141
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024BABY, IT'S LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8 OUTSIDE. 0126
Reposted by LRRRchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Wonder if I could get my whole head in this compression sock. 26445119
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024THIS NEWS CYCLE ENDS WITH TRUMP FURIOUSLY TRUTHING THAT HE IS NOT A POWER BOTTOM BUT NOBODY BELIEVES HIM. 020
Reposted by LRRRFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024SPOTIFY: here is your year in review ME: what about december SPOTIFY: fuck december 241015121
Reposted by LRRRdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I’m sending thoughts and prayers but they’re actually really mean ones, sorry pal 322727
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH CAFFEINE, BUT I CAN STILL HAVE TOO MUCH CAFFEINE. 384
Reposted by LRRRNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It's okay. I've had enough of my shit also 311525
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 28/11/2024FUCK A PILGRIM. I JUST WANNA PIG OUT WITH THE SIX OR SO PEOPLE WHO CAN STAND ME. 041
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 27/11/2024BAD BITCH AND BEYOND IS WHERE I'M DOING MY HOLIDAY SHOPPING. 063
Reposted by LRRRGrimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Fuck Applebee's. See you there. 052
Reposted by LRRRGrimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 27/11/2024This year celebrate Dissgiving, the festive holiday where you just say "fuck you and fuck all this" and the meal is booze. 4378
LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 27/11/2024YOU CAN'T SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS BY JUMPING ON THEIR HEAD THREE TIMES, BUT IT OFTEN HELPS. 1145
Reposted by LRRRchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/11/2024A piano only version of Tracy Chapman's Fast Car plays in the background as I sob and commit various food safety violations. 930369