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@lrrronearth.bsky.social
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RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. WORLD'S FOURTH-BEST DAD. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. UNHINGED. YOU KNOW ME FROM TV. I'M LIKE IF EARL SINCLAIR WAS IN CHARGE AND COULD REALLY LAY PIPE

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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
the grandma in mars attacks! (1996) after watching the martians invade a congressional meeting. she’s cackling like a thriving goddess who feels young again: They blew up Congress! НАНАНАНА!
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I, FOR ONE, AM HOPING AND PRAYING FOR A NICE HOAGIE. COPPA, SALAMI, PROSCIUTTO, THE NECESSARY ROUGHAGE, BANANA PEPPERS, AND LIKE AN 85% VINEGAR VINAIGRETTE.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
UGH. STILL WITH THIS. CALL ME WHEN THE SKY IS RED.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
UGH, CHICAGO-STYLE POPE? WHY DON'T I JUST EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE?
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I'M DEATH RAY CERTIFIED!
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
NOT DEAD, I JUST HATE IT HERE.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
CAN I KICK IT? (NOT RHETORICAL)
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
IF THEY'RE NOT CALLED EAR BUDS BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I CAN'T BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME, SO I COMPRESS IT DOWN INTO A LITTLE TANTRUM THAT I HAVE ON MY PHONE A FEW TIMES A DAY.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
EVERY STUDY ON THE COGNITIVE EFFECTS OF BRAIN SLUGS HAS BEEN BIASED AGAINST BRAIN SLUGS.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
PELTING STRANGERS WITH EGGS AS A STATUS SYMBOL.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
ME BEING AN ALLY CUTS BOTH WAYS. WHEN LITTLE GREEN MEN START ASKING ABOUT THE BAD STUFF I DID, I EXPECT MATERIAL ASSISTANCE.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
IF YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL, I'LL KILL YOU.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
BE THE INDOMITABLE SPACE KING WITH A LASER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I REGRET COMING TO EARTH AND LOSING THE KEY TO MY SPACESHIP NOW MORE THAN EVER.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Are you there God? It's me *garbled inhuman squall of the deepest possible sorrow*.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
WE'VE BEEN LIVING THROUGH DICKHEAD CHRISTMAS AND I'M STILL NOT ENJOYING MYSELF.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It’s OK for me to say stupid things, because I am stupid and living my truth
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
WE INSTALLED A TELEVATOR ON THE WARBIRD AND IT DIDN'T WORK. JUST BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF VISCERA:
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I GREW FAT AND INDOLENT ON THE FEDIVERSE. I THRIVED UNDER A RELAXED APPROACH TO MODERATION. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO HERE.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
SHERWIN-WILLIAMS FUCKING GETS IT:
The Sherwin-Williams "Cover the Earth" logo. The paint is red and looks like blood.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I CALL IT "HIGH CONCEPT POSTMODERN ART"; YOU CALL IT IMPENETRABLE SHITPOSTING.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I think I just got well actually'd by my knees.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I'M GONNA START IMPOSING SOCIAL TARIFFS (ROBBING) AGAIN
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I'M A SIMULACRUM WHO EXISTS ONLY AS A SEMIOTIC MEDIATOR BETWEEN SOCIETY AND REALITY. HELP!!!
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I PUT THE BRAINS AND THE BRAWN TOGETHER, AND NOW LOOK AT ME: I'M HITTING PEOPLE WITH A TEXTBOOK!
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
EGGS WERE EXPENSIVE, SO WE ABOLISHED MEDICINE.
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
They should invent a guy that replies
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS *POINTS AT MYSELF*.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANY ILL EFFECTS FROM EATING TOXIC PEOPLE.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
HOW CAN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS BE BAD IF THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TIME?
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I'M GLAD THE HAWK TUAH GIRL ROBBED A BUNCH OF DIPSHITS THEN VANISHED. BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME, IMO.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
BABY, IT'S LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8 OUTSIDE.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Wonder if I could get my whole head in this compression sock.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
THIS NEWS CYCLE ENDS WITH TRUMP FURIOUSLY TRUTHING THAT HE IS NOT A POWER BOTTOM BUT NOBODY BELIEVES HIM.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
SPOTIFY: here is your year in review ME: what about december SPOTIFY: fuck december
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m sending thoughts and prayers but they’re actually really mean ones, sorry pal
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH CAFFEINE, BUT I CAN STILL HAVE TOO MUCH CAFFEINE.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It's okay. I've had enough of my shit also
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
FUCK A PILGRIM. I JUST WANNA PIG OUT WITH THE SIX OR SO PEOPLE WHO CAN STAND ME.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
BAD BITCH AND BEYOND IS WHERE I'M DOING MY HOLIDAY SHOPPING.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Fuck Applebee's. See you there.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This year celebrate Dissgiving, the festive holiday where you just say "fuck you and fuck all this" and the meal is booze.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
YOU CAN'T SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS BY JUMPING ON THEIR HEAD THREE TIMES, BUT IT OFTEN HELPS.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A piano only version of Tracy Chapman's Fast Car plays in the background as I sob and commit various food safety violations.
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, ALPHA QUADRANT!
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
microdosing hell by stepping on a lego
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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I AM GREAT WITH PEOPLE. FOR INSTANCE, COOKING THEM.
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