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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 6h

How do you tell your algorithm that accidentally clicking on ONE fucking size 6 cocktail dress does NOT mean you're a fucking size 6 & you’d appreciate it if it'd stop rubbing your fucking nose in it thankyouverymuch. youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0?...

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Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video)

YouTube video by Queen Official

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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 18h

Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/12/2025

When I was young, I seethed with rage & loathing for my ideological opponents, lacked patience & compassion, refused to countenance the possibility there might be any validity to their awful ideas. I dismissed them as ignorant, cruel, worthless, & evil. Now, many years later, I am no longer young.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/09/2026

Fucking Detroit Lions trying to KILL ME, man. 🦁 💙🩶💙🩶💙 JESUS. Lions 31, Jets 24 #NFL #DetroitLions #NYJets #CallTheParamedics

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 07/11/2024

. Time for a palate cleanser.

A group photo. "How ONE shoe can ruin a family photo." A group of people sits on a wall. In front of them, a man flanked by two women leans his hands on each knee. Unfortunately (or fortunately, for us), the woman sitting on the wall directly behind him is wearing tan ballet flats... And her almost equally tanned foot is RIGHT between his legs. The photo is JUST out of focus enough to make it look, the way it's DANGLING there, like he has a hole in his shorts and a fairly ENORMOUS penis hanging out between his legs.

That's all I have to say about this. The ALT Text here is purely for the edification of the visually impaired, so you may share in the sight... gag. Ahem. 🍆

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 20/09/2026

Doesn't that feel better?

Gorgeous vista - a view of Lake Michigan from one of the Sleeping Bear Dunes. Blues & pinks & purples... Against that sky, in white papyrus font, all caps: "DO NOT QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH." Below, against the green of the vegetation on the dune, in Luminari font (resembling renaissance fair posters): "You are not." Pretty clear. Not much to dissect, here. I should think it would be a relief, no? Let go of all that worry, self-doubt, fear of being thought a fraud - YOU ARE! There. Isn't that better? Well done. Give in to mediocrity. Ahhh. (If this doesn't ring true, then PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO REALLY NEEDS IT, dear. God knows it's greek to MOI.)

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 26/09/2026

When did we EVER need a FULL-TIME DEPLOYMENT of NATIONAL GUARD in WASHINGTON DC??? MAGA - WHY is billion dollars on the NAT'L FUCKING GUARD in Washington DC a good way to spend it? How much was CUT from Medicaid & POOR KIDS' FOOD? We could spend it on LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, YOU FUCKING CULT.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/09/2026

I don’t do this a lot. Not much at all, really. I support some bats… and Wikipedia. Worth sharing, in case you want to & it never came up. I support Wikipedia, where information is still human-created, fact-checked, and 100% free. Join me! donate.wikimedia.org

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/09/2026

You can't fix what's broken with what's broken.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/09/2026

Dear god, @randyrainbow.bsky.social - WE HAVE BEEN IN DIRE NEED OF YOU, where have you BEEN? Better late than never, I suppose. Please don't stay away so long. You & useless calories are all that stand between us, that oleaginous shitwit, & total fucking lunacy. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 23/09/2026

God, he is just so GROSS. I really don't think that gets talked about enough. Just the human embodiment of EWWWW.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 22/09/2026

As if we NEEDED more evidence of their perfidy. I don't really know the point of sharing this shit. Nothing is done, nothing CAN be done, apparently; and nothing ever changes. But here, more fucking evil. I'm losing track. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders

Immigration agency’s move makes it harder for lawyers and family to find detainees, in line with stringent Trump policy

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 20/09/2026

The billionaires & warmongers TRULY responsible for the massacre of countless human beings... Are ABSOLUTELY THRILLED to see hordes on the internet blaming celebrities for it. "We don't blame them. BUT THEY SHOULD SPEAK OUT!" YEAH. If more CELEBRITIES spoke out, the madness would definitely end.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 20/09/2026

If you see this, post a favourite picture from your photo album, without any explanation. NOT EVEN IN THE ALT TEXT - BUT DON’T SKIP ALT TEXT…

Oh, no, you don't. Don't come to my ALT Text looking for an explanation. This is JUST for the visually impaired: A man nuzzles a woman's hair from behind while with his left hand he pulls her head back closer into him, his thumb caressing her jawline, his other fingers gripping her throat. NO FURTHER EXPLANATION WILL BE GIVEN. DO NOT SEEK IT. That is per the rules of this chain. That I made up. So there.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 19/10/2024

. Lulu has HAD it with your BULLSHIT.

Lulu the Tuxedo Cat Who Is Also Part Maine Coon stares STRAIGHT into the camera with a look that really, I think, COULD kill me. (This angle, looking down her VERY impressive proboscis, makes her look FAR more frightening than she really looks, though she ALWAYS looks disdainful & slightly disgusted with me & the world in general.) The only thing saving me is the fact that she needs me to fill her bowl. Once again - ONCE AGAIN, Maryscott, you have FAILED at the very SIMPLE task set before you each day. You provide water. You provide food. You provide shelter. On the very RARE occasion when it is REQUIRED of you, you provide scritches & love. And you KEEP THE FOOD BOWL FULL. What have you failed to do? You have FAILED to KEEP THE BOWL FULL. "I can see the bottom of BOWWWWWWL." You useless human. GET OFF YOUR ASS & REMEDY THE SITUATION. NOW. NOW. Move it. MOVE. I’m not moving quickly enough, however; it’s a good thing I like a little pain with my affection, because I’m about to suffer…

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 16/10/2024

. We all process pain differently...

"WHEN A RELATIONSHIP ENDS:" a picture of two boxes of tissue with crumpled tissues surrounding them. One for "WOMEN," one for "MEN." Beneath them - "IT LOOKS THE SAME... IT ISN'T." We do, indeed, all process pain differently. What's in those two bunches of tissues might even have had a similar consistency at one time. If any time has passed, however... Let's just say that one tissue is somewhat CRUNCHIER than the other. Hey, fellas - you do you. Apparently SHE won't anymore, so... In the meantime, we'll be over here watching romcoms with rapidly diminishing returns. Oh, sure, it starts with the greats - the Nora Ephrons, the Meg Ryans... But pretty soon we're trying to shoot second- or third-rate Heigl into our toes because we can't find a vein in our limp arms. Sad. Bigly sad. Pass me a tissue. NOT THAT ONE. 😳

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 19/09/2026

Huge? How did it impact him? Us? The world? The news? It is fucking PATHETIC that a reporter asking a US President a basic fucking question has become "HUGE". No offence. But seriously. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 18/09/2026

So... When we win back the House... They're making AOC Speaker, right? I mean, unless there's someone ELSE who's going to replace Jeffries. Because they ARE replacing Jeffries. Right?

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 18/09/2026

So... How long before the Jews of the world will be asked to wear some sort of identification that lets people know where they stand on Zionism? You know, just so we can tell which ones are the GOOD ones?

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13/09/2026

LIONS WIN IT IN PATHETIC FASHION. Sigh.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13/09/2026

My response to being added to a Facebook Messenger thread started by my MAGA uncle:

Screenshot of my contribution to the family Facebook Messenger group message thread begun by my MAGA uncle, to which I'VE been added, for some fucking unknown reason:
"I'm going to start posting porn in this thread. Just as relevant to
people's daily lives. And probably more helpful. You've been warned.
PS - No, I'm not kidding. The next piece of bullshit MAGA right wing propaganda gets responded to with the most disgusting piece of
pornography I can find. (Trust me - I can find REALLY gross
pornography.)"
And I am NOT kidding. I'm not sure if any of you are unaware of this, but BLUESKY has some of the grossest porn I've ever seen. Not as gross as Twitter - but PRETTY DAMNED CLOSE. I'm not complaining or shaming - you do you, boo. I've got some pretty WEIRD kinks, myself, and they are definitely covered in some of that porn stash. But WOW. I've always considered myself a Vanilla-Adjacent member of the kinky community... but some of that shit makes me want to run weeping into the arms of a therapist screaming "MISSIONARY!!!"

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13/09/2026

Didn’t think I could be cheered up after seeing Michigan shame us all like that last week… But watching Texas humiliate Ohio State helps. 😈

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 11/09/2026

How much money has Merry Clayton made from "Gimme Shelter" over its lifetime? How much money has each member of the Rolling Stones made from "Gimme Shelter" over its lifetime? Asking for a friend from the Department of Incredulity. youtu.be/ChONufP0FEs?...

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Naked voice from Merry Clayton in gimme shelter

YouTube video by Laurent Arnaud

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 11/09/2026

Gonna start an Only Fans.   Private MSOC political rants about the patriarchy & capitalism... In full glam makeup & a French maid's outfit while eating obscenely expensive meals on a satin divan. Cognitive dissonance for right wing incels. IT'LL MAKE ME A FUCKIN' FORTUNE, I JUST KNOW IT. Why?

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 11/09/2026

This is somewhere I can put all the snarky, mean, stupid comments I really don't want to attach to anything real out there. I don't want to actually SAY that shit TO someone. I just want to SAY it. And have it read. Because I'm not a TOTAL asshole. Just KIND of an asshole. Exhibit A, Asshole:

Asshole MSOC, leaning her chin in her left hand, looking at the camera with what I'm sure the more generous observer might wish to infer as thoughtfulness - or compassion, perhaps, on hearing a sad tale of woe. In truth, nothing could be further from it. Two things occur as the shutter clicks: she poses as PRETTILY as she can, taking care to display her lovely manicure - delicious - and freshly coloured hair, while HIDING HER DOUBLE CHIN with that pensively placed hand... (She is nothing if not practised at the art of posery.) AND, as she stares into the lens, she thinks the most hideously judgemental thoughts about just about anyone and anything you can imagine. For she is not just a narcissist, she is a self-righteous, supercilious narcissist. The world is just lucky she's an idiot.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 10/09/2026

The day I get that $5000 Trump check I will carve “Donald Trump is god” on my left tit. Just COUNTING THE DAYS, boy.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My name is Captain Dylan Blaha. Last year, I made several videos reminding US service members to disobey unlawful orders. The military suspended my security clearance and launched a full investigation. Nearly a year later, I now know the outcome.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 07/09/2026

I should be surprised. Sigh. A young female Airbnb guest traveling alone from Mexico didn't show up last night, hasn't responded to messages. Airbnb seems... thoroughly unconcerned. Nobody pays for 3 nights at an Airbnb & no-shows for NO REASON. And I am worried, even if they aren't. NOW WHAT.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 06/09/2026

How many airplanes have crashed or almost crashed since that corrupt grotesque took office?

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 06/09/2026

ATTENTION: "Systemic" and "Systematic" are not synonyms. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 06/09/2026

Really don't know what to think about the fact that the most visible, threatening politicians out there on our side are a couple of geeky white boys.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 06/09/2026

I am EMBARRASSED to have attended the University of Michigan. Western Michigan won that game. MICHIGAN FANS ALL OVER THE INTERNET ARE SAYING IT. That's how fucking EGREGIOUS that officiating was. ZERO on the clock. Michigan, I am THISCLOSE to renouncing you altogether. IN SHAME.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 04/09/2026

Linkin Park's "In the End" - but the way I like it. 😏

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 04/09/2026

IF you ACTUALLY want to DO something... Instead of just bitching about it... Amanda made a MIDTERMS ACTION LIST: www.instagram.com/p/DbavHwWuQSG/

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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

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Tristan Bouchard @tristanbouchard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A Bach prelude for your morning ☀️ The way this flows and maintains its rhythmic structure almost feels like a meditation. Be well my friends 🎹 Prelude in C, BWV 846 - J.S. Bach

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Raynes @raynesmusic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Official music video for “Roses All Over” is out now. Hype it up to three times to keep us on the leaderboard! youtu.be/ETo-lZSvYZs?...

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Raynes - Roses All Over (Official Video)

YouTube video by RaynesVEVO

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brendao.bsky.social @brendao.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This reminds me of this video are we sure this critter is enjoying this? I know #BushBabies are not #SlowLorises youtu.be/-aKdFROD5Eg?...

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Slow Lorises HATE to be Tickled & Why They Should Never Be Pets | The Dodo

YouTube video by The Dodo

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 01/09/2026

You know you've really made it to the PANTHEON when you're getting blocked by random Frenchmen for no apparent reason other than that they bafflingly believe Emmitt Smith was a better running back than Barry Sanders. As if. As if a FRENCHMAN would know anything about it. Pffft.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Billy Joel Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young Sonic Youth & Sun Ra Sex Pistols Grateful Dead Indigo Girls Chuck Mangione Young Dubliners Barry Manilow The Osmonds

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 30/08/2026

It is EXHAUSTING pretending to be normal.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13/09/2025

Sometimes I worry that I've wasted my life. Then I think about how many people I've managed to reach through social media, and realise I've probably wasted thousands of lives.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 29/08/2026

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (serious one) Pass this on, it's sort of important... This is how you can check to see if you're [still] registered to vote. EASY. iwillvote.com

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I Will Vote

Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 29/08/2026

If three Justices on the Supreme Court are aware - and how can they not be - the other six are actively engaged in subverting the Constitution and the democratic functions of the country... Why not walk? I don't mean quit. I mean... Refuse to participate. Take that stand. Dissents do nothing.

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