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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Even ghost dogs deserve love ❤️

✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

[Final meeting with social media team] So you're really stopping? *nods* Give me the summary Look...you weren't always funny, or popular or even coherent. But you were always you No, I really wasn't. And what about my unbreakab... No takers Comme d'hab You know how you'll finish? The only way I can.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Blemeau's diary reveals he was working on a "great & showstopping" mime. Details are sketchy, we know only that it somehow involved wolves & that it was named for the city in Canada that he & Mumbly Jeff made their home. Tragically, the world will never get to see The Va... *gets hooked off bluesky*

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I may not be popular, but I commit to the bit.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

What if I am cursed to skeet at random?

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

Or what if it's you that doesn't understand my posts, because

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

you always read things in the wrong order?

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

Or what if it's you that doesn't understand my posts, because

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

It's like some of you aren't even reading absolutely all of my tweets and memorising them.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

She's a 10 but she pronounces it "pédante".

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

...the ankle tattoo... it was supposed to be an anchor. But he's mumbly... Blemeau understood immediately which is why they... honestly, I feel like this was all fairly obviously implied... I don't really want to have to work this hard, guys.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

If you're going to fall hard for a wealth equates to expertise halo-effect, the next surgical procedure you or loved ones require should be performed by the person you know with the biggest bank account.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

(Making small talk): So where do you live? My therapist: No.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

Me (flirting): "Look eye, Daniel-san. Always look eye!"

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

Tips for being a better friend: When somebody keeps harking back to their "glory days" show compassion by agreeing that they are worse nowadays. But offer a note of perspective by reminding them they weren't that great back then either.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Big believer in nominative determinism. You think Taylor Swift would be the biggest music act on the planet if she had been born Maude Hemingsley? No, she'd be wearing a tweed suit & solving murders in Gloucestershire, UK, alongside her trusty fox terrier, Wordsworth.

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sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

i think i like this little life (complaining on the internet)

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

Sometimes I put my Pusheen plushie in a little wetsuit & cover her in olive oil and we pretend she is Moo Deng. Ha! look how stompy she is!

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Friday me is getting ahead of Monday me by canceling all appointments made by Wednesday me, who simply cannot be trusted.

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Wonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

Could an AI do this? *pins post*

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Wonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 29/06/2024

Could an AI do this? *eats 20 slices of salami*

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

"There's was not a love built on words; but not everybody needs them. To be known, to be loved; Mumbly Jeff knew from hard won experience that either thing was special, but to feel both in tandem was rare & precious. He'd known from the moment Blemeau had clocked his tattoo & mimed "Anchor?..."

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

Thinking of a narrative arc where Mumbly Jeff & Blemeau embark on a love affair. Just trying to gauge appetite (it'll be 20 or 30 posts, ending in tragedy, standard approach).

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

Building a character in an RPG based around story-telling: *giggles* imma call him Mumbly Jeff. Appearance: has a tattoo of an ankle on his forearm. Special skills: hammy-cheeks - can eat multiple cherries without spitting out stones. +2 mumbling.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

Accidentally clicked "accept all" on the cookie screen and now Google owns my house & I have to report to the uranium mines tomorrow :(

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

Wait, people are getting DE-sensitised? As usual, I'm missing out on the de-

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

Reposting all my unpopular skeets, because I was right and you were wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

Wanted to make haggis but I didn't have the stomach for it.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

My hot girl/bleak girl persona is modelled on Winona Ryder's character from Heathers. It is *not* popular.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

Without giving details that you might find traumatic, if I could go back in time, I would pick the exact moment in my life before which I never bothered checking my headphones for spiders & after which I always check my headphones for spiders.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

Can we just agree on a spelling for hummus?

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

What if I am cursed to skeet at random?

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

When I talk shit about you behind your back, please know it's stuff like: the "rules" of your cutlery draw have logical inconsistencies you could drive a truck through. And you can be *damn* sure I air-punctuate "rules".

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

As Claudia Winkleman knows only too well, the forehead is truly the window to the soul.

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

People, on my posts in English: *Translate*

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

[Meeting my social media team] What's hot? You only post about mimes, wolves or TVM, so.. There's also an imaginary therapist? Nobody is interested And my unbreak.. No takers Comme d'hab You could change style? Im not doing 5word bizzaro stuff like "even ghost dogs deserve love" You might get likes?

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

Have enough data now for three new lists: anti-mime, vancouver haters, and wolf-fetishists

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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

i love picking my cat up and taking him over to points of interest he usually can’t reach and holding him there like i need him to sniff it and do recon on the area for me. you can tell it fills him with purpose

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but [inaudible]

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✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

You ever have somebody say "I love your mind" with a look in their eye that suggests they intend to devour every physical inch of you, so you break eye contact and give them a fact about the loom-driven textiles industry boom in the late 19th century, just to self-sabotage? No, me neither.

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sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

good morning moo deng nation

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