Reposted by los 🦦🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 9hWho called it Halloween bake off and not the Crêpeshow? 44710
Reposted by los 🦦MsExpresso 🇺🇦 @heartafire.bsky.social · 5hYou got it off your chest on sm, but it still remains 052
Reposted by los 🦦Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4hOur cable company dropped a number of channels. When I went to look for my favorite, it was History. 1229
Reposted by los 🦦Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 5hI hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways 231237149
Reposted by los 🦦☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 5hThe world's a stage, and I'm the director who has no idea what's going on. 041
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 6hSuckleberrystatic.klipy.comI'm Your Huckleberry - Tombstone QuoteAlt: I'm Your Huckleberry - Tombstone Quote 120
Reposted by los 🦦Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[flirting] no YOU are a biohazard 07928
Reposted by los 🦦Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026practically imperfect in every way 03313
Reposted by los 🦦A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 6hI like to play Sarah McLachlan while cooking bacon to complete the ASPCA commercial my dog turns the event into. 27713
Reposted by los 🦦C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 9hJust imagining my tiny cat Quark with a Venom Symbiote and it’s the most adorable little chaos alien I can imagine. 2407
Reposted by los 🦦Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 6hIf someone tells you to stop in the name of love, you have no legal obligation to do so 44115
Reposted by los 🦦sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 6hwhat if I forgave myself for every mistake I've ever made 06014
Reposted by los 🦦ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Not sure who Sam is but I joined his club. 105612
Reposted by los 🦦TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 7hrelax, don't do it doin' stuff is stupid relax, don't do it sit upon your bum 14917
Reposted by los 🦦Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 6hWho popularized long conversations? I want to have a word with you 58221
Reposted by los 🦦Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 6hi don’t say “huh?” because i prefer the more sophisticated "drooling with a blank stare" 0114
Reposted by los 🦦John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 8hBoss: What do you think? Me: I think we need to get out in front of this. If we're not on top of it, it will roll over us and we'll never get out from under it. Can everybody get behind that? Boss: You're not allowed to talk in meetings anymore. 78231
Reposted by los 🦦Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 8hI think a taco, a margarita, and a man speaking to me in a language I don’t understand definitely won’t fix me but I’d still like to try it out. 1416716
Reposted by los 🦦dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 8hi love a clarifying question 2193
Reposted by los 🦦5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 9hSex so bad the guy in the chair in the corner leaves the room. 1235
Reposted by los 🦦Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 8hToday I dropped a carton of eggs but in the grand scheme of things, it just dozen matter. 27326
Reposted by los 🦦karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 8hwho called it "moving day" and not a hauliday 16419
Reposted by los 🦦Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 8hof course were all anxious they named it the nervous system 19837
Reposted by los 🦦DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9hnever trust a vegetarian who eats animal crackers 08531
Reposted by los 🦦Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 9h"It's always the quiet ones" she whispered. 09942
Reposted by los 🦦Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 8hHeavy is the make up that wears the clown 717036
Reposted by los 🦦Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 9hI don't say "huh" because I prefer the more confusing "what happened?" In hopes it buys me enough time to walk away without having to answer any questions 031
Reposted by los 🦦𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 20hI'm not the window dressing to the room you created. I'm the branch outside, scraping on the glass, making you look around the room to see if you are truly alone here. 0235
Reposted by los 🦦Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 10hI don’t say “huh?” because I prefer the more sophisticated “do what now?” 1142
Reposted by los 🦦Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 12ha pendulum is just a wrecking ball 192
Reposted by los 🦦Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 10hHolding a grudge tighter than Rose held onto that plank of wood that was big enough for both of them. 0167
Reposted by los 🦦Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10hThe government doesn't want you to know this but you can eat a burrito whenever you want. There are no burrito laws 34011
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10hYou can’t go until you physically hand me a signed copy of an original piece 110