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@los-los.bsky.social
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 9h
Who called it Halloween bake off and not the Crêpeshow?
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MsExpresso 🇺🇦 @heartafire.bsky.social · 5h
You got it off your chest on sm, but it still remains
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4h
Our cable company dropped a number of channels. When I went to look for my favorite, it was History.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 4h
These words are perfect 😂
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 5h
I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways
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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 5h
The world's a stage, and I'm the director who has no idea what's going on.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 5h
Colonel Sanders? not a colonel
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 7h
Fuck you. But, in a friendly way.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 5h
If I had her I would have two mouthy Mollys
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 5h
You trampled into forbidden territory 😂
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 6h
👊🏽
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 6h
Suckleberry
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I'm Your Huckleberry - Tombstone Quote
Alt: I'm Your Huckleberry - Tombstone Quote
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[flirting] no YOU are a biohazard
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
practically imperfect in every way
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 6h
I like to play Sarah McLachlan while cooking bacon to complete the ASPCA commercial my dog turns the event into.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 6h
I’m pretty sure those are the same thing
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 9h
Just imagining my tiny cat Quark with a Venom Symbiote and it’s the most adorable little chaos alien I can imagine.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 6h
If someone tells you to stop in the name of love, you have no legal obligation to do so
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 6h
what if I forgave myself for every mistake I've ever made
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not sure who Sam is but I joined his club.
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 7h
relax, don't do it doin' stuff is stupid relax, don't do it sit upon your bum
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 6h
Who popularized long conversations? I want to have a word with you
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 6h
i don’t say “huh?” because i prefer the more sophisticated "drooling with a blank stare"
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 6h
😳
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 6h
;)
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 7h
Come on over, cats would love you
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 8h
Boss: What do you think? Me: I think we need to get out in front of this. If we're not on top of it, it will roll over us and we'll never get out from under it. Can everybody get behind that? Boss: You're not allowed to talk in meetings anymore.
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 8h
Who you gonna call 📞
A frozen pizza with the cheese and pepperoni ghostbuster style
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 8h
I think a taco, a margarita, and a man speaking to me in a language I don’t understand definitely won’t fix me but I’d still like to try it out.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 8h
i love a clarifying question
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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 9h
Sex so bad the guy in the chair in the corner leaves the room.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 8h
Nice
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 8h
Today I dropped a carton of eggs but in the grand scheme of things, it just dozen matter.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 8h
who called it "moving day" and not a hauliday
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 8h
of course were all anxious they named it the nervous system
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 8h
‘
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h
never trust a vegetarian who eats animal crackers
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 9h
"It's always the quiet ones" she whispered.
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 8h
Heavy is the make up that wears the clown
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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 9h
I don't say "huh" because I prefer the more confusing "what happened?" In hopes it buys me enough time to walk away without having to answer any questions
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 9h
🤯
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 9h
💜
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𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 20h
I'm not the window dressing to the room you created. I'm the branch outside, scraping on the glass, making you look around the room to see if you are truly alone here.
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t say “huh?” because I prefer the more sophisticated “do what now?”
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10h
🙏🫶🏽
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 12h
a pendulum is just a wrecking ball
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 10h
Holding a grudge tighter than Rose held onto that plank of wood that was big enough for both of them.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10h
The government doesn't want you to know this but you can eat a burrito whenever you want. There are no burrito laws
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10h
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10h
You can’t go until you physically hand me a signed copy of an original piece
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