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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

[watching the Olympics, mouth full of chicken tenders] FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/07/2024

you’re vegan? that’s nice. i’m not but people hate me too

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

When we were kids you didn’t care what someone’s generation was called if they were old enough to get you beer or weed.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

being passionate for someone simply by way of the essence of that person >>>

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

i always take the high road it's the best place to drop rocks on people

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

When I stop at a crosswalk to let you go. I expect to see some hustle. Knees to chest bitch

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

Grandpa died as he lived: hiding in the neighbor's trash can for the lols

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The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

I am the hamburger of helpers.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

Missed connection. It's just as well.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

Me: *looking at an antique rocking chair* I like this. What do you think? I might get it. Son: Annnnnd now we're haunted. Again.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

As a kid drugs hadn't been invented yet, instead we were warned of CANDY FROM STRANGERS, which meant every morning I had a butterfinger candy bar for breakfast given to me by a nameless old man.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

Twenty thousand colleagues under the sea

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L(assitude) @llassitude.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

I’d say my house decor is going for meth house raided by cops chic.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

You only live once, unless you're some sort of time wizard bear monstrosity, I guess.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Everything is dumb EX-specially me.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

I woke up on the wrong side of the dead.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

I just got cold-called by a cemetery. What do they know??

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

My monolith brings all the druids to my yard.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

Of course my clothes are black, sometimes it’s about sending a message.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

A walking conglomeration of every song I’ve heard, book I’ve ever read, and likely some of the lies I was told.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 25/01/2024

Shush me one more time, Library Lady, and I will not share this bubble wrap with you.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

For me, being a patriot just means mastering the art of great American pot roasts.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Wait are all my posts about alcohol

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

Pulls out an array of my finest skeets* Surely, there is something here that’s your size

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Goodmorning, the world is destroying itself, yet somehow life is beautiful.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

Me: [taking off my socks] Dog: Hey, you gonna eat those?

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

If I learned one thing in English class about non sequiturs, it’s that money doesn’t grow on trees.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

your emails will never find me, copper! mehhh, see? *Tommy gun noises

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Just call me Wizard of Idiot because I'm chock full of obscure references and stupid jokes

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

I can't help feeling I could have done more with my angry years.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

you had me at “double fisting”

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

For someone who doesn’t like heights I sure spend a lot of time on the edge of a financial cliff.

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

if fucking around led to finding anything useful out “high school drop out” would be a resume achievement

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

I heard my son watching porn in his room, so I casted a YouTube video of a church sermon onto his tv.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

me, whispering: lefty loosy, righty tighty... him, distracted from his handjob: why tf do you keep saying that

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

don’t tag me, i’m allergic

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

Someone actually did read one of my weekend skeets once. True story.

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