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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Gently scratched my healing tattoo through my pants and accidentally triggered an orgasm. I would really like to access the advanced settings menu for the human body because what the hell?!!

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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 11/02/2026

Righteous Rep. Raskin is on point. That will be your legacy. Not law and order. Not justice served. Not protecting children. History remembers who shielded the powerful and buried the truth while survivors waited. That’s the stain. We, the people, are watching.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

It’s kinda wack that the president of Puerto Rico is also a racist pedophile

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Pam Bondi saying “Donald Trump is coming to save you” is like being told your drink is safe because Bill Cosby is watching it. 🙄

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

not a great day for people who like regular bowls

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Kid Rocks genre is: untreated chlamydia

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

kid rock makes music for people that get pregnant at the county fair

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I have no idea how people found out the coven and I are stirring a giant cauldron, cursing the Patriots in government, and sacrificing a Bad Bunny to the gods to be carried off by a hawk of the sea—but we’re definitely going to need more snacks.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Why go out and hate people when I can stay home and hate people

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Am I getting pizza and wings delivered? Yes. Are they for watching the game? What game?

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I’m team Bad Bunny.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I sent a man a winky emoji today. Do not ever try that unless you’re serious

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Excuse me, kind sir, could you spare a fuck? I seem to have spent my last one on something frivolous.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Your account is a fuckin mess. *followed*

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I told my husband if I ever ask for a puppy again, he’s legally required to bite me 700 times, destroy my shoes, and shit on the floor while maintaining eye contact.

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I wish I was the person I was when I packed my lunch this morning.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

My favorite thing about JD Vance is that nobody likes him

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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Every single German TV station refers to Trump as an actual fascist and compares him to Hitler… Every. Single. One. 😎✨

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

When you don't belong anywhere You can literally go everywhere

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Her: I just want to be alone for a while. Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/02/2026

thank god this year is almost over

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Hulking out twice a day on average now. Stopped wearing shirts two weeks ago. Can't afford it.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Never realized how online someone could be before I met you

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/02/2026

A thing about me is I would rather die than pay to promote a post on linkedin

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/02/2026

Viking: So if I'm a good warrior and die bravely, I get to go to Valhalla Odin: Yes! Viking: ...where I will fight in another war Odin: Yep. Viking: ...which I will lose. Odin: Haha yeah Viking: ... Odin: The beer's good, though.

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

trigger my prey drive so i know it's real

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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

reeling from the psychic damage of putting on a pair of jeans that just straight up do not fit anymore. anyway, it's been a slice but all social events are canceled. I'm retreating to the swamp to live out the rest of my days in Baba Yaga's hut.

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