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Hey hey it's Lisbeth here! 🐲

@lizzywithtats.bsky.social
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I love tats, beards and bearded dragons in no particular order. Bring me cats or bring me death. Twitter escapee.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[Precisely 55 seconds into a hike] I'm not gonna make it, go on without me.
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Hey hey it's Lisbeth here! 🐲 @lizzywithtats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A veritable kaleidoscope of cunts out and about.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of people think I name drop just to sound cool. But that’s not true, just ask Keanu Reeves or Sandra Bullock.
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I can not love you Then why do I even exist
Rain covered bare branch 
Black and grey
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To anyone who thinks animals can't feel loss. It's been 6 months since the dog passed and his friend cat still cuddles his collar every night before bed. Original post
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you deliberately scare or anger your companion animal as a bit or for fun please let me know so I can come kick your ass.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i almost forgot your daily Adonis pic
orange cat all curled up
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep hoping that if I don't pay attention to the news, he'll die sooner
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Hey hey it's Lisbeth here! 🐲 @lizzywithtats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This skeet is brought to you by insomnia and something really embarrassing that happened when I was 6.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there’s so much beauty in the world it’s a shame that so many dickheads constantly try and distract us from that fact
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy
georgiecowboy on ig a hairy brown dog groomed to have a handlebar mustache
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Returning to the sea, do you need me to get you anything while I still have legs?
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All my skinny friends eat vicariously through me.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things.
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Dougie @dougiethreelegs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nun thouhts, ,hedd emty ☺️
Dougie, the black and white three-legged none tail cat, is sitting politely on the table, being handsome
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he does this on me at least once a day. big giant tiny sweetie baby man
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look at that face. I would give that face anything. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a ginger tuxedo tabby sitting on a wooden porch or deck, looking up to the right of the camera with an expression of pleading. Very adorable cat! Wonderful face!
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Hey hey it's Lisbeth here! 🐲 @lizzywithtats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shadow banning Monday should be a thing.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do any other first names mean horny or is it just Randy
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Shadow ദ്ദി(• ⩊ •マ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @shadow-at-home.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whiskers Wednesday! 🖤😸🖤 #WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfBlueSky
A black cat with her head turned to the side shows off her whiskers.
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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an unpaid fact checker
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There wasn’t a dry eye at the bukkake.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today is Jinx’s Gotcha Day. She’s come a LONG way from the somewhat shy sweetheart who captured my heart in a middle of the night Instagram post from Angel Wings Kitty Sanctuary in Pennsylvania.
Jinx the tabby bobtail cats official gotcha day portrait
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the mood for a second breakfast. Hobbits can’t be wrong.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry I'm late, I left my will to live in my other jacket.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me, thinking about the time the cashier said, “Come back soon,” and I said, “You too.”
A cat looking regretful.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love me, love my inability to complete a full thingamajig.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Be the shooting star that causes a mass extinction level event.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hallo donot worry i am stil cute
Orange and white cat lounging on a woman's ankle Orange and white cat lounging on a woman's ankle Orange and white cat lounging on a woman's ankle
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Dave Krantz @weskrantz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
good morning
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Hey hey it's Lisbeth here! 🐲 @lizzywithtats.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Skeeting this from the future here in Australia and in case you wondered everything still sucks.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
unlock your throat chakra with a gutteral scream
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An efficient way to end an argument with someone you dislike, is to tell them to brush their teeth
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Welcome to McTherapy®️. May I take your disorder?
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you work at the deli technically you're counter productive.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Why stop at weighted blankets? Put a boulder on me.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Desperately in need of a hot stone massage [with a giant boulder dropped from a cliff]
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Eating a cabbage like an apple] I'm fine.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anxiety doesn’t care whether you spell xanax forward or backward.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The thing about regret is it serves no purpose. It is what it is. Or what it was I reckon.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we should discuss the element in the room [friend] do you mean elephant [me eyeing the ominous cube of yttrium glowing softly in the corner] no
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Smile like it’s your latest up to date mugshot.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The priest at my snake church said vaccines are unsafe
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If I don't punctuate my off-putting texts with light hearted deflections I'll die lol
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