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come hither, giant moggy, with your magnificent paws,
and sing for the present before it shall fail,
pile on your platter a mountain of beef
for tis hunting and eating which brings you relief,
so fill up your belly,
as time passes quickly,
Giant Moggy of Dunbar.
-Anon