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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13h

the first rule of mime club is ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 13h

I just can't wait until I'm really old and my kid sends me to live on a farm 🙂

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having my yard marked so I don't accidentally hit any underground utilities when burying a body.

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Hinkston @hinkston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

𝕊𝕆𝕄𝔼𝔹𝕆𝔻𝕐 𝕋𝔼𝕃𝕃 𝕌𝕊 𝗪𝗛𝗬❓

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Melody Hamby Goss @melodygoss111.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's a whore in the Whitehouse beside a 34x convicted and unsentenced fraudster, liar ans sexual abuser. They're renting. Time to evict.

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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He doesn’t care if he loses the election because he plans to steal it if he can. He can’t! We won’t let him.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Go ahead, try and use the word "panache" in a non-douchey way. You can't.

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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Turtle * flaps SOS with feet against glass. Stuffs water plants into ear holes then hides behind filtration system to await salvation from nutburger kid

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Boop! ⁷ @full-of-stars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I bit down on the cyanide capsule I had installed in my tooth (back when I was still dating) sometime toward the end of paragraph 2.

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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 24/09/2026

just glad that at least he's not claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/, I mean can you imagine

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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A coworker who is happily married and a friend, told me I look like Lara Croft today. I am 55. I don’t know what to do with that. Parkor? Get a whip and teach the unruly teens in this bookstore how to behave? Or find me a hot man and show him who his mama is? “smirks my face clean off”

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I prefer you love me from afar

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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All “ inhales the crisp air The smell of death. It must be my favourite time of year again! Squeakssss That’s right! It’s FALL!

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Oh, that wasn't a format joke? My bad." - The Universe

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

happy fall y’all 🍂🧡

heknitt on ig a lil frog wearing a pumpkin

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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Swimming without getting wet….

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m not an introvert or an extrovert. I’m an otravert. I want to go out, but I also want everyone there to leave immediately so I can go home and be alone.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT

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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 22/09/2026

kidrew dropped a singular teddy graham in the couch

Dante the Weim with his head buried in the couch

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The nicest thing I can do for people is leave them alone.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At this point, ask your doctor for their pharmaceutical rep's direct number.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Much like the mayfly (Ephemeroptera), the cinnamon roll (Tastius Pastrius), has an expected lifespan of only 5 minutes. Unfortunately for this poor creature, it enters the world fully self-aware, entirely comprehending its fate.

a cinnamon roll with an attached pair of shocked-looking eyes above a fold that resembles a mouth, agape

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this is hilarious but accurate when I was a kid in Illinois we (swim team) stole about this much toilet paper from the community collage to TP our rival teams houses. I can talk about this now because the statue of limitations is way expired

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

keeping a fork tucked in your messy bun is a life hack

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Recently stopped talking to someone because they insisted on saying, “making love,” instead of, “fucking,” and I’m not capable of dealing with that.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anyone can be a murderer if you throw yourself in front of their car

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: [depressed] Dog: [drops ball in my lap] Hey, throw this for me Me: Ok Dog: [fetches ball] HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME DO IT AGAIN Me: [feels much better]

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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At the half I’m going to go outside and let the bunnys know things are going well.

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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ha! Those aren’t bunny kisses. Those are clearly, “I own this” licks. Touch it, I will growl. Do it again, I may bite softly. Do it a 3rd time, and leave with no arm, and half a leg. Jaws ain’t got shit on me. 🐰 💀

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry I did the lambada with your mom at church on Sunday.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

RFK Jr: if burnt microwave popcorn was a person

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This year I’m trick or treating as slutty Gizmo

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

behold the awesomeness of my daughter’s 100% handmade Karlach from Baldur’s Gate cosplay (yes, even the axe)

My daughter cosplaying as Karlach from Baldur’s Gate

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I meet a lot of people in my line of work. That’s why I’m quitting.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[double date] Other couple: How did you two meet? Me: Well, I saw Brenda’s tits online and slid right into her DMs. The rest is history.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Heart pounding in my ears, I run, the muted sound of webbed feet slapping the pavement behind me. I dive into the car and slam the door, shouting in triumph. Turning the key, I am rewarded with nothing but a single dry click. My blood runs cold. From outside the window, I hear a dark, throaty laugh.

Inside shot of a swan staring through the driver’s side window of a vehicle.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "tennessee" ME: se se se se se se se se se se JUDGE: *counting on fingers* correct

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 13/09/2026

His mom and sis are with him at the moment. I came home to start doing two weeks worth of laundry. When I left they were awaiting a response from physical therapist as to when he'd be available this afternoon. I haven't gotten a text from the nurses that they have started.

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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Who up at 2 am with a crushing chest cold, gravelly throat, a side of stuffed sinuses and free flowing poop shoot? Any body? Just me then, ….. huh 🤔 …… huh Very interesting……..

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have been saying for YEARS that if it were not for the pesky problem of size, elephants would be the most perfect domestic pets. imagine being a billionaire and wasting your money buying Twitter when you could be investing in the science of developing a teacup elephant

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