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Lil Crow

@lilcrow12.bsky.social
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Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. This is my stress free zone. Sorry, no politics or hate allowed. 🫶🏻 Elbows up 🇨🇦 🐦‍⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁 Started Aug 27/23

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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 10h
From Canada : Thanks! Have a 🍕 & 🍻 on us!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Public Execution
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How You Like Me Now?... @1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is why I’m vegetarian
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How You Like Me Now?... @1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow. My sister’n’law has been hitting the drive thru’s prettyhard. “cups hands” mooooove over 😭
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
now i remember why i stopped drinking tequila
a cow relaxes on a twin bed in the corner of a room
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me too. It’s so nice around the border. So many little family run chalets. Way better than corporate ones.
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
open ffs, I meant, open ugh 😭😭😭😭
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My bedroom door needs the hinges adjusted so it stays closed. It’s a heavy door & it’s last on my list of projects. In the interim, Mr. Pickles rooted thru the wood chips in his litter box and gave me this door stop as a gift today. 🥹🐰💀🤣😍🥰💔🫶🏻🥴
small piece of aspen wood shaped like a door stopper
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's called game of thrones maybe you've hodor bout it
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t forget sturdy boots, gloves, and a toque.
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm only going out of town for about 36 hours, but living along the eastern slopes of the Canadian Rockies in the Fall, means having to pack enough clothing and gear for all of the seasons. 🫤
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't write poems for the money. I cash grandpa's checks for that.
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Truth! 😊🐰
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think so. LOL Mr. Pickles is a little 2lb bunny and thinks he is a grizzly bear. 😭
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Hinkston @hinkston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE “WOLF” TO END THE WEEKEND! youtube.com/watch?v=LW3h...
youtube.com
Howlin' Wolf - Forty Four - Live In Europe 1964
YouTube video by Good Time Records
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I agree. I had a few of his albums through the 80/90’s. He and Ella, were my favs
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
already ate too much caramel apples tis season. They say I’ve Caramelitis. Go on without me
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1976: By 2026, science fiction is convinced all our needs will be met and science will have a cure for everything. 2026: My social media algorithm is convinced I need Kalshi and my pillow is trying to kill me.
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Half the horror/thriller films I’ve watched start this way. *I scream at the SToOpiD girl on tv who pulls over while the scary guy behind her waves. He says her tire is low and he’ll pump it up for her. Then he knocks her out, takes her to a basement…. Blah blah blah
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I was driving home I swear I saw a guy who looked like me in my rear-view mirror frantically gesturing to pull over, but in my defense he looked nuts
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😭😭😭🏆
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seedy guys on street corners don't flash their illicit stash-lined trench coats like they used to. "Psst, hey kid. I got your GLP-1s, your 2s, your 3s. First hit's free." you simply don't get that personalized service anymore
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally saw “Titanic.” I'll admit I cried when I found out how long it was.
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A kid in my neighborhood who was a couple grades ahead of me got his entire face bitten off bobbing for apples by a rare but diabolical apple shark.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My body is a temple. My head has two temples. I attended Temple University. I forgot where I was going with this.
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Changed Pickles litter box this morning. He was having his morning coffee and poop when he found this ⬇️. He was super excited, and asked if it was a sign from the gods, that we could go vampire 🧛‍♀️ hunting.
Approx 4” long  rough aspen mini wooden stake
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats 😭🍼🐣
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG UR PREGGERS AGAIN? whAT IS IN LACROIX?
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you are full of fudge and eat an apple it will relieve you. Just sit on the can and read a book for a while 🤪
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤪🤣💙
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Three and a half X-Men
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t wait to Watch doc u me wait i snapped in 2002 WTF?
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t wait to watch the documentary that will be made about me when I finally snap.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Her: I want a divorce. Me: OH HELL YEAH, HONEY THAT SOUNDS GOOD!
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/10/2026
when DMX said, "y'all gonna make me lose my mind," I really felt that
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Invented a time machine to go back and kill baby Hitler, but I ended up using it on a really bad hangover instead.
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First communication of the day is a series of grunts and head nods.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frame #5395 from E18 Gumby's Circus
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
punk’s not dead
“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🏆
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the first rule of mime club is ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just can't wait until I'm really old and my kid sends me to live on a farm 🙂
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