Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Wow. My sister’n’law has been hitting the drive thru’s prettyhard. “cups hands” mooooove over 😭 010
Reposted by Lil CrowUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/10/2026now i remember why i stopped drinking tequila 2434556
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me too. It’s so nice around the border. So many little family run chalets. Way better than corporate ones. 000
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My bedroom door needs the hinges adjusted so it stays closed. It’s a heavy door & it’s last on my list of projects. In the interim, Mr. Pickles rooted thru the wood chips in his litter box and gave me this door stop as a gift today. 🥹🐰💀🤣😍🥰💔🫶🏻🥴 141
Reposted by Lil CrowCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it. 3847885
Reposted by Lil CrowFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it's called game of thrones maybe you've hodor bout it 0367
Reposted by Lil CrowDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm only going out of town for about 36 hours, but living along the eastern slopes of the Canadian Rockies in the Fall, means having to pack enough clothing and gear for all of the seasons. 🫤 1173
Reposted by Lil CrowKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't write poems for the money. I cash grandpa's checks for that. 2104
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think so. LOL Mr. Pickles is a little 2lb bunny and thinks he is a grizzly bear. 😭 110
Reposted by Lil CrowHinkston @hinkston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE “WOLF” TO END THE WEEKEND! youtube.com/watch?v=LW3h...youtube.comHowlin' Wolf - Forty Four - Live In Europe 1964YouTube video by Good Time Records 261
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I agree. I had a few of his albums through the 80/90’s. He and Ella, were my favs 000
Reposted by Lil Crowheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026already ate too much caramel apples tis season. They say I’ve Caramelitis. Go on without me 24612
Reposted by Lil CrowWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/20261976: By 2026, science fiction is convinced all our needs will be met and science will have a cure for everything. 2026: My social media algorithm is convinced I need Kalshi and my pillow is trying to kill me. 1225
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Half the horror/thriller films I’ve watched start this way. *I scream at the SToOpiD girl on tv who pulls over while the scary guy behind her waves. He says her tire is low and he’ll pump it up for her. Then he knocks her out, takes her to a basement…. Blah blah blah 010
Reposted by Lil CrowChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I was driving home I swear I saw a guy who looked like me in my rear-view mirror frantically gesturing to pull over, but in my defense he looked nuts 2196
Reposted by Lil CrowJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026seedy guys on street corners don't flash their illicit stash-lined trench coats like they used to. "Psst, hey kid. I got your GLP-1s, your 2s, your 3s. First hit's free." you simply don't get that personalized service anymore 151
Reposted by Lil CrowKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Finally saw “Titanic.” I'll admit I cried when I found out how long it was. 48315
Reposted by Lil CrowDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A kid in my neighborhood who was a couple grades ahead of me got his entire face bitten off bobbing for apples by a rare but diabolical apple shark. 15815
Reposted by Lil Crow𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My body is a temple. My head has two temples. I attended Temple University. I forgot where I was going with this. 1113840
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Changed Pickles litter box this morning. He was having his morning coffee and poop when he found this ⬇️. He was super excited, and asked if it was a sign from the gods, that we could go vampire 🧛♀️ hunting. 120
Reposted by Lil CrowFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker. 618186
Reposted by Lil CrowSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks. 19368127
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you are full of fudge and eat an apple it will relieve you. Just sit on the can and read a book for a while 🤪 010
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can’t wait to Watch doc u me wait i snapped in 2002 WTF? 110
Reposted by Lil CrowFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can’t wait to watch the documentary that will be made about me when I finally snap. 413271
Reposted by Lil CrowMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Her: I want a divorce. Me: OH HELL YEAH, HONEY THAT SOUNDS GOOD! 0146
Reposted by Lil CrowSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/10/2026when DMX said, "y'all gonna make me lose my mind," I really felt that 17122
Reposted by Lil CrowRob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Invented a time machine to go back and kill baby Hitler, but I ended up using it on a really bad hangover instead. 1133
Reposted by Lil CrowDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026First communication of the day is a series of grunts and head nods. 22210
Reposted by Lil CrowJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently. 439987
Reposted by Lil CrowFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the first rule of mime club is 29216
Reposted by Lil CrowThat Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just can't wait until I'm really old and my kid sends me to live on a farm 🙂 2187