Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16hlove it when I open a menu and select an option but the menu loads more items at the same moment and I instead select some random thing. both phone and computer do this now, what a brave new world we've created 010
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 23htrump perceiving that AI is getting bad press and deciding that a rebrand to SI will fix it is very funny to me 020
Reposted by Matt GillEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing 202919539
Reposted by Matt GillImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026womp wompradaronline.comEXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network. 2528337
Reposted by Matt GillMadeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Hey man, I'm sorry. I don't think I caught your name." "Oh uh, it's Ozymandias." "No way... you're the guy from the poem???" "Haha, yeah. That's me." 1133
Reposted by Matt GillSubscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 4943157
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 24/09/2026lol. lmao.azcentral.comIs Ruben Gallego still viable for president in 2028 despite baggage?Ruben Gallego is stepping back onto the campaign trail after a string of springtime scandals. "He's got a little bit of baggage there," a voter said. 030
Reposted by Matt GillViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression 6492115
Reposted by Matt Gilllos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Therapist: …like right now, what’s in your head (don’t say it, don’t say it) Me: Zombie 1425582
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 23/09/2026hearing back from the HOA that I don't have to fill out any forms related to my roof repair is the greatest relief I've felt in quite some time 030
Reposted by Matt GillThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we used to be a proper country 929475
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 23/09/2026remember, though, this is going to be a vital military strategic deathtrap 000
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 21/09/2026watch out everyone, cursed knowledge is appearing on the timeline 010
Reposted by Matt Gillmr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis 241724307
Reposted by Matt GillDr. Bradley Onishi @bradleyonishi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you that Hegseth is running the military like a megachurch youth pastor, which as a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you is a bad idea. 261126248
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 20/09/2026would be funny if the drones from the strategic triumphal arch and the ones from strategic ballroom started fighting 000
Reposted by Matt Gillbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Mannequins by the door Antique dolls on the bed Please hurry, Batman! 17312
Reposted by Matt GillDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*Scene: 2015. Steph Curry’s Golden State Warriors have just won the NBA finals with their long range offense* SHAQ (mournfully): Our Age of Dunks is ending 011
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 18/09/2026taking your contacts out, scrolling the internet all night, and putting them back in in the morning is just as good as sleeping right 000
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 18/09/2026Guess my brain has decided it’s just not sleeping tonight. Thanks brain 000
Reposted by Matt Gill🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Someone sent this to me 513019
Reposted by Matt Gillsam @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026they were very subtle about it, but if you looked closely you could see the signs 91393262
Reposted by Matt Gillillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He’re at Bluesky we’re recreating the social credit score system from the hit Black Mirror episode, Don’t Create The Social Credit Score Systrm 11750141
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026while it's fun to have a new river outside, I hope the water in the street recedes at some point 040
Reposted by Matt Gillhammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Money leaving my wallet: ROBBERY Money entering my wallet : CHRISTIAN AND GOOD 0101
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026Guitar Center a few months ago: man, people sure are mad about this Fender stuff, and that's our biggest brand! Let's do something safe and nice to calm people down, like maybe a promotion with Ed Sheeran 010
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026Rain becoming apocalyptic. Starting to think I should have cleared out the drain in my sideyard 020
Reposted by Matt Gill🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Theyre removing ed sheeran from game of thrones 69013
Reposted by Matt GillJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115901943
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026no that's fine remote computer, just keep installing updates as long as you want. I'm willing to not work all day if necessary 030
Reposted by Matt Gill👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026that just inspired me 315615
Reposted by Matt Gilldarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"what is a sankey diagram" they ask innocently "do u have any examples of its utility" they continue blissfully unawares 3593460
Reposted by Matt GillPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102184245
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 15/09/2026ed sheeran will be fine, he's got all the signature looper pedals he needs to make all the music himself 010
Reposted by Matt GillJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026spirit halloween is JOINING the ed sheeran tour 311203141
Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 14/09/2026embarrassing that trump keeps blaming the reflecting pool damage on vandals when it was clearly the visigoths 000
Reposted by Matt Gillmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness 425061888