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Matt Gill

@mattgill.me
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Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)

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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16h
love it when I open a menu and select an option but the menu loads more items at the same moment and I instead select some random thing. both phone and computer do this now, what a brave new world we've created
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 23h
trump perceiving that AI is getting bad press and deciding that a rebrand to SI will fix it is very funny to me
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
eamus catuli
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
womp womp
radaronline.com
EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 28/09/2026
eternal sunshine of the spotless PTO calendar
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hey man, I'm sorry. I don't think I caught your name." "Oh uh, it's Ozymandias." "No way... you're the guy from the poem???" "Haha, yeah. That's me."
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 24/09/2026
lol. lmao.
azcentral.com
Is Ruben Gallego still viable for president in 2028 despite baggage?
Ruben Gallego is stepping back onto the campaign trail after a string of springtime scandals. "He's got a little bit of baggage there," a voter said.
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 24/09/2026
Airport!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Therapist: …like right now, what’s in your head (don’t say it, don’t say it) Me: Zombie
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 23/09/2026
hearing back from the HOA that I don't have to fill out any forms related to my roof repair is the greatest relief I've felt in quite some time
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we used to be a proper country
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 23/09/2026
remember, though, this is going to be a vital military strategic deathtrap
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 21/09/2026
watch out everyone, cursed knowledge is appearing on the timeline
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geha714 @geha714.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 21/09/2026
wtf, now I gotta have opinions about potash?
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 21/09/2026
Ok body, you win, we’re going to bed at 8
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 20/09/2026
Spotted in the wild
Ed Sheeran contest poster in a guitar center
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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Dr. Bradley Onishi @bradleyonishi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you that Hegseth is running the military like a megachurch youth pastor, which as a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you is a bad idea.
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 20/09/2026
would be funny if the drones from the strategic triumphal arch and the ones from strategic ballroom started fighting
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Mannequins by the door Antique dolls on the bed Please hurry, Batman!
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*Scene: 2015. Steph Curry’s Golden State Warriors have just won the NBA finals with their long range offense* SHAQ (mournfully): Our Age of Dunks is ending
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 18/09/2026
the classic blunder
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 18/09/2026
taking your contacts out, scrolling the internet all night, and putting them back in in the morning is just as good as sleeping right
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 18/09/2026
Guess my brain has decided it’s just not sleeping tonight. Thanks brain
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone sent this to me
Blake tm @neilnevins posts a picture of two men sitting at a table across another man who tells them "how's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enters you two." 

"What if we want free Palestine, Murray?" 

"I reckon youll get lots of things for free when youre proper Rockstar. This might be your tickets"
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sam @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026
they were very subtle about it, but if you looked closely you could see the signs
A bunch of creeps at the RNC holding up “Mass Deportation Now” signs
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’re at Bluesky we’re recreating the social credit score system from the hit Black Mirror episode, Don’t Create The Social Credit Score Systrm
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026
while it's fun to have a new river outside, I hope the water in the street recedes at some point
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Money leaving my wallet: ROBBERY Money entering my wallet : CHRISTIAN AND GOOD
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026
Guitar Center a few months ago: man, people sure are mad about this Fender stuff, and that's our biggest brand! Let's do something safe and nice to calm people down, like maybe a promotion with Ed Sheeran
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026
Rain becoming apocalyptic. Starting to think I should have cleared out the drain in my sideyard
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026
now that's some rain
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Theyre removing ed sheeran from game of thrones
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026
no that's fine remote computer, just keep installing updates as long as you want. I'm willing to not work all day if necessary
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that just inspired me
the “so you see, that’s where the trouble began. that smile. that damned smile” 

it’s a still shot of the mcconnell smile from the tmz video.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"what is a sankey diagram" they ask innocently "do u have any examples of its utility" they continue blissfully unawares
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 16/09/2026
why not Roko's schnauzer
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran will be fine, he's got all the signature looper pedals he needs to make all the music himself
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
spirit halloween is JOINING the ed sheeran tour
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 15/09/2026
the weekend at bernie's reboot looks like crap
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me · 14/09/2026
embarrassing that trump keeps blaming the reflecting pool damage on vandals when it was clearly the visigoths
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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