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key @lefttwix.com · 7h

how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad

the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him

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key @lefttwix.com · 10h

bro would you even kidnap the sandy claws with me?

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smillz @righttwix.com · 29m

extra thick coffee is my favorite thing about autumn

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 19h

you’ll be fine probably

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 31m

I would croque tf out of a monsieur idgaf

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 3h

high school reunion but for that one job you had in your twenties

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 33m

I will be the first person to tell you to get out of or into my face.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2h

Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 39m

30-40 year old cowboys are Milleniy'alls

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 37m

Bruh! You don’t even listen to phil Collins. Are you even feeling it come in the air tonight?!

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 52m

I don’t have two wolves inside me I have a giant Flamingo named Penny who’s super Italian and complains when I don’t eat enough a spicy a meat a balls

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 8h

sent my niece (a college freshman) a note to remind her of all the ways she and her friends can look out for each other she ended her reply with "and I'm currently sitting at a fountain drinking coffee and eating a pastry so life is as good as it gets" and it made me do this: 🥹

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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 05/09/2024

"Not all men" is fine and dandy but it doesn't help the woman who is alone on the street unsure if the man following her is included in "not all men" or not. To her, all men are a potential threat. Men who get offended by "yes all men" are missing the point dramatically.

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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 26/07/2024

Stop saying “not all men” and instead get to the quiet work of not being that kind of man. If you have things to say, say them to the men who are that kind of man.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 7h

I have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats.

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1h

dramatically flopping onto the couch, floor and bed, trying to ‘30s actress my way out of this ‘tude

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 57m

as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch

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key @lefttwix.com · 59m

hell yea welcome back

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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 1h

AC Slater is short for AC Smellyalater

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key @lefttwix.com · 1h

baby’s these days don’t even cry the day the circus comes to town

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1h

just heard someone refer to pt barnum as “a circus master named barnum” and that’s my first time thinking about how that’s not a reference prevalent enough in pop culture anymore to be universally relevant.

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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 1h

Key reposts posts that are doing bad, please clap

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key @lefttwix.com · 1h

also came here to reply this lol

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 1h

ME (not a fool): i think the baby is asleep, i’ll put her down now BABY: you fool ME (a fool): ah beans

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Covid damage is cumulative. The part that “feels like a cold or flu” isn’t the long term damage, and every time you allow your body to catch covid it piles more on the “maybe long covid will take effect this time” load. I think most people don’t know they already have long covid.

healthcare.utah.edu

Brain Fog After COVID-19? Long COVID May Be the Cause

Still struggling with forgetfulness, trouble focusing, or mental fatigue months after COVID-19? Learn why brain fog is a common symptom of long COVID.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2h

I contend that people would be more afraid of it if long covid symptoms presented uniformly. of the irl people I KNOW OF covid gave 1 cardiac issues, 1 got MCAS, 1 Bell’s palsy, 1 lost sense of smell, 1 has bilateral tremors, & 1 became narcoleptic. no fucking thanks. I’m as disabled as I wish to be

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 1h

sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again

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key @lefttwix.com · 1h

she too pretty for our screens

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Omg look what I saw out the kitchen window yesterday morning

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key @lefttwix.com · 2h

aaaaah i love them tysm for sharing🖤

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key @lefttwix.com · 2h

i am v surprised it did

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key @lefttwix.com · 3h

don’t talk about my girl like that 😤

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key @lefttwix.com · 3h

this is sending me lol

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key @lefttwix.com · 3h

just in time for october you’re welcome😘

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 21h

top 38 poasters who mention butthole

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 3h

drink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times

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key @lefttwix.com · 3h

hey @gregthemiller.bsky.social saw this and thought of you

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 3h

the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet

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key @lefttwix.com · 3h

so many problems with the word “men” in them

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 3h

perimenopause: here's a wildly erratic sample of some of the shit you'll deal with when menopause arrives but y'know the list is longer and much worse me: ok then does that mean i don't have to deal with all the pms shit anymore perimenopause: oh my no you get both

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key @lefttwix.com · 3h

[nods knowingly] he stopped using his facebook

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raindro g @raindro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

them: long time no see me: and you just had to go and fuck that up

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key @lefttwix.com · 3h

“little dummies” ☝🏻🤓

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 5h

do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10h

If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 4h

we need a ramsey bolton of the left

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 8h

this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice

the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

The server stopped by my table and asked how my food was. When I said “Good” she spontaneously did a double fist pump, as though she had just made a game winner at the buzzer. I don’t recall ever loving a job that enthusiastically.

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