Sign in

Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community

@punishedholden.bsky.social
1.3K followers 664 following 8.7K posts

The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 4h
bolty irl
Santa looking guy riding a horse. sorry says "it might not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot
7827
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h
Just butt mogged some artcels
040
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h
Trump take borger
040
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 11h
This is just viral marketing for Other Mommy
Susan Dell, a woman with enough wealth that a doctor is afraid to tell her it’s good to leave SOME buccal fat left in your face
271
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 17h
I’m begging you people, PLEASE find a different guy that talks about Sonic the Hedgehog
1152
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The George W Bush years were awesome man. The Daily Show would play a clip of the president saying something ridiculous, then another of him contradicting himself the previous year Cut to Jon Stewart with an exaggerated look of exasperation, and you chuckle knowing you’re smarter than everyone else
0120
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces in Europe did, in fact, retreat from the Soviets. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
en.wikipedia.org
American Expeditionary Force, North Russia - Wikipedia
140
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok this shit is getting out of hand
A model with huge fake boobs with liberty biberty over her nipples and genitals
140
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
Scare-ed Skullnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
216940
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Milhouse pixie dream girl
171
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Props to the guy still rocking the Hawk Tuah sticker in the year of our lord 2026
A pickup truck with an always funny and timely hawk tuah sticker on the rear window
1191
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bright your mom to the suck zone and everyone there knew her
190
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn that’s crazy. Wonder how they’re going to rule
1171
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It must be incredible to go through life this stupid
Disoriented Homer Simpson falling in a pile of garbage
0111
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/10/2026
Took Michael Tracey to Silent Hill
Screen of me quote tweeting Michael Tracey with an image of his reply to a woman who was sexually assaulted "no one cares what allegedly happened to you" on his post claiming his dad is receiving harassment because of his psychotic campaign against a gang rape victim
324224
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sound on
1174
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just watch a different guy talk about Donkey Kong
1250
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
080
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, i love protecting women. No one hates sexual assault more than me. HOWEVER…I like the guy’s videos about Super Mario brothers, so you see the bind I’m in here
3727
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not trapped in an echo chamber, and I’m actually very smart because I hear all sides of the issues. You may not like what Adolf Hitler has to say, but it’s vitally important to hear the substance of his arguments
1101
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We talked to the coaches, and they actually think it’s great that the owner is on the sidelines talking to them the entire game!
150
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, i love protecting women. No one hates sexual assault more than me. HOWEVER…I like the guy’s videos about Super Mario brothers, so you see the bind I’m in here
3727
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the old days, you had to listen to the Internet scream in pain before you could log on. I feel like we should go back to that
2134
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two doors. One says being born and has no line. The other says being bred and has a huge line
090
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The drummer from Nirvana and two African Americans
Dave Grohl, Flava Flav, and Dave Matthews hanging out on the street
191
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When women see Mikey roll up
Gross Mikey Tray looking unclean abs unkempt, probably suffocating on behalf of some rapistA girl running away captioned (crying, farting)
0110
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boobs but one of them has a top hat and monocle
180
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clocking in for my job at the shiddin factory
A white pickup truck with no tailgate, and the bed of the truck has three unsecured toilets
2160
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m beginning to consider the possibility that capitalism was a mistake
CNBC headline

Grindr expands beyond dating with $250 million telehealth acquisition of
PurposeMed
2202
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The getting ready
for bedtime Star
Put this Star in your post when you're feeling sleepy so that your buddies know you're gonna head
to bed soon
0101
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cats when a piece of meat falls on the floor
Trying to hold in a fart meme guyPeter Thiel looking like a demon in a human skin suit
2161
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He really thinks he’s doing some epic bacon shit right now
Michael Tracey reskeeting a post that says

I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I'm sorry.
I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.
2204
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
✨ ✨ The bombing of Dresden was also a war crime ✨ ✨
041
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmidt smugly looking at the Atlanta hawks logo
083
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How much pussy do you think a cruise ship comedy magician gets?
5140
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator Schmidt smugly sitting below a sign with Donkey Kong and Kermit both with huge cocks
2153
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes kids, you can judge a book by the cover actually
Michael Tracey, a balding, doughy, unkempt, and obviously unclean guy who loves making life easier for sex predators
1150
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The senator has been exposed as not knowing ball
190
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy on a phone

He must be killed
1132
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do they have a 26 year old Dartmouth grad lecturing me about what parents in Middle America need?
1200
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this fuckin guy
screengrab of Bernie Sanders in a Bernie Sanders campaign ad, mid-sentence; caption has been (poorly) edited so that it says: “once again [a car is not a flar]”
1112
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Bears imo
010
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way Kyle Gordon effortlessly and accurately parodies every subgenre of music continues to impress. Truly the Weird Al of our time.
1142
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not my monkey, not my clitoris
020
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
🙃
Whimsical innocence might actually be autism screen shot from IG
041
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 60/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some folks call it a slingblade. I call it my penis. mmhmmmm
061
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible to watch my rep realize in real time she’s not getting reelected
050
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A doll with a toggle switch between good and evil, and the caption says yep here’s your problem, someone set this thing to evil
082
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All women should be allowed to violate the laws of physics at least once per week, but our misogynist culture won’t allow this.
1142
Reposted by Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
Del-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 28/09/2026
i fixed it
0114