New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Which side of glory hole am I? (to receive one (1) churro pls) 111
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you search “right way to load the dishwasher” all results will have the word divorce in it 041
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The only "right way" to load a dishwasher is however I do it in the moment 56629
Reposted by New year, *like* new Cela🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026Around these parts it's called Skeeturday, the day we reply to contest posts like this one with a link to one of our own skeets or a friend's skeet. Multiple judges will be awarding their favorites with a shiny trophy from @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social! Like and repost this skeet or else. 418256
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thanks and way ahead of you. That additional context gives the book (both really) so much more depth. I really appreciate the work you and book sky put in 🛶📖 040
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thank you for this thread. My irl book club will be reading James in January and I’m preparing for some uneasy conversations. I fell behind on Huck Finn so reading them concurrently now is .. an experience 130
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You should make a mattress out of this and then when I wake up in the middle of the night I can have a little snack 260
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hi hi! is there a feed for August? Huck Fin/James? 100
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Looks like you killed it in those glasses 😍 011
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/06/2026[from inside a hand basket] get in, loser. we're going to hell 311033
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026These are prescription potato chips actually 13610
Reposted by New year, *like* new Celakim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026golf is all like i want to wear weird pants and assault some eggs but hockey is like i want to give this frozen hamburger to my teammates bc i love them. 310728
Reposted by New year, *like* new Celatrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026ok but if t-rex became chickens, why are there still dino nuggets? 913844
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Always leave them wondering what is wrong with you 11408190
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 07/06/2026(picking sesame seeds off my hamburger) I’m gonna grow my own buns 28554133
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Thanks! I just saw the price - £7.99 - so it looks like my used bookstore had the British version. It is a cool cover! 010
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I am ready! Please add me :) 🐾🐈⬛ Thank you! 110
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026banal and jejune. tedious, quotidian bullshit. 052
Reposted by New year, *like* new Cela🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 25/05/2026to stop eating all the chips i first have to eat all the chips 3339
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaDonkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 14/09/2024My fave hobby is ignoring an easily resolved mundane problem until it becomes troublesome, then avoiding it until it becomes urgent, then hiding from it til it festers into a catastrophic tragedy and ruins my life. 28526
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 23/05/2026You could be my neighbor I would never know 🥰 020
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My entire relationship with my neighbor is just texting each other “hey is your power out too?” 24816
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 03/05/2026When it’s laundry day but for dishes 030
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Not now I’m living moss (Gathering it while not rolling) 110
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/04/2026Playing 1D chess. Just a little horsey guy who can't move in any direction. 0181
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Catch-22 catchup on 4/22 happy earth day 🌎 🪖 1110
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Don't feel bad, there are entire galaxies also spiraling out of control. 4362149
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I just called my senators demanding they write a second, sterner letter 0167
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My most masculine trait is I looked in the fridge and I don’t see it 0204
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Might fuck around and be super unproductive today. 03616
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/03/2026me: (does not have it) ok got it 420955
