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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My take is that Americans are sexist enough that they’d only vote en masse for a very particular type of woman. Most women that type have no interest in elected office. Kamala was not that type, nor was Hillary. That doesn’t mean they’d fail btw. AOC is the closest we’ve had, I hope she goes for it.
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will protest by not drinking alcohol - until 9pm local time, at which point I will drink more quickly than usual to catch up
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[goes back in time] Me: WOW! I can't believe I'm seeing a real dinosau-- T-Rex: MOOOOOOOOOO! Apatosaurus: MOOOOOO!! Triceratops: MOOOOO!! Me: So you guys moo Archaeopteryx: MOOOOOOOO!
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
please enjoy this tree singing showtunes
A dead tree in a swamp. It seems to have a body, two arms and two legs, and the way they're each twisting, the tree looks like he's in the big finale of a musical.show
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
An AI technology almost certainly did something amazing (and terrifying) this week. Crazy to see agreement among 3 ppl who hate each other to slow it all down ahead of huge IPOs. Sorry this isn’t funny, but wow what a world
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All week I’ve been randomly thinking of this tweet from @dcpierson.bsky.social. Just one of the funniest insights ever
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there’s being down bad and then there’s being a billionaire arrested for soliciting prostitution at a trailer park at 9:30am
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it’s so weird how Master Lock used to sponsor major events. How many locks were these bros selling wtf
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[meeting a Canadian] “omg do you know Tim Horton”
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MY DOCTOR: can you please stop doing that ME [keeps pronouncing ‘testicles’ in a way that vaguely rhymes with ‘Hercules’]: stop doing what
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
me when I see a bunch of new promising pharmaceuticals
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hitting a certain age when you stroll the beach and instead of admiring hotties in swimwear you start to eyefuck real estate you can’t afford
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Remembering how I was called a racist for being so so early on calling out Dr Eugene Gu’s sociopathic behavior
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looney Tunes has misled me considerably about this guy
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The song Born in the USA is actually about birthright citizenship
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Four simple ingredients: Water, alcohol, piss, and regret
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
you don’t hear many modern songs about sexy teenage runaways
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
personally I think these so so stupid but I also see cybertrucks everywhere every day so who knows I guess
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[Guy from The Knack getting married] “It’s OUR Sharona now”
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
related or nah
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
absolutely never realized it was Alexander Skarsgård in Zoolander lol
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Happy birthday @ygrene.bsky.social you rule my friend
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’ll be a Knicks fan forever if it happens tonight
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
so did we ever takeover Greenland or was that a fever dream
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
is that good
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So I thought I absolutely crushed this and then realized I missed the enormous city I was born and raised in
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
BOSS: so this mess up is unbelievable ME: well I’m an idiot, and you hired me, so who’s really at fault here
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
saw a license plate “1 divby 0” and was a little confused until I realized the car was an infiniti
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don Jr has hired James Austin Johnson to go to his wedding instead
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mayor McCheese can never die, he can only become moldy
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
somehow “person woman man camera tv” is a more reasonable string of words than “the pope is weak on crime”
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
tell me you have only met like 5 people without telling me you’ve only met like 5 people
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
there’s something strangely intimate about walking in someone else’s footprints in the sand. Like you should be arrested if you do it without consent
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It’s Casey Anthony
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
getting an Audi tattoo so people who see my arm from certain angles assume I was in the Olympics
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tiger Woods is the Harrison Ford of cars
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
my war peace plan is getting all the relevant leaders in a room and having them watch 20min of videos of deaf babies and toddlers getting hearing aids and hearing their mother’s voices for the first time
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Quite old but my favorite onion headline ever
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I’m not even a classic barstool hater but man Wake Up Barstool is such a twisted tv show concept. Who wants to see bros debate underboob vs sideboob at 8am. Sir this is my time to drink coffee and read about the world’s horrors
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
ME: I decided to cook for our 1st date DATE: nice ME: I’m sort of a foodie DATE: ok ME: *sets down plate* these are shaped like dinosaurs
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
this French bakery is spooky and it’s giving me the crepes
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
can’t stop wont stop if i do the bus explodes
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 09/03/2026
Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
if you think anyone who holds a different opinion or perspective than you is wrong and there’s no wiggle room at all in your worldview, that’s narcissism. sorry to be the one who tells you that “I’m right about everything” is an ego problem.
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
takes like this are so tired and such a distraction and I hate it.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I can’t believe we’re in the brief period where you can legally get rich insider trading on prediction markets and I have no access to sensitive information
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