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Writing D.C.M.

@writingdcm.bsky.social
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“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster My biosphere of thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5b…

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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I get why now in the Matrix they stayed connected 24/7 because this constant forgetting social media exists for weeks at a time is incredible but then like, I know I’m missing so many interesting things. Mostly interesting things.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I like those pharmaceutical commercials because I like to guess which other person besides the person the camera is focusing on desperately needs the medicine the commercial is selling.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The thing that made me finally get MAGA, like to actually understand the movement and buy into everything, was Antony Starr’s performance as Homelander. He his hands down my favorite actor and everything about Homelander I buy into hook, line, and sinker.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Came to my neighbor’s bbq early and saw him throw a live minion onto the grill
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh, no probably the thing I love most about not being on social media as often is seeing my daughter learn how to walk with my help. And being able to help for the first time because when my son first learned how to walk, I just barely got approved to put weight on my leg after 7 months of bed rest.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The thing I hate most about being away from social media are all the awesome people I met and got to know. The thing I love most about being away from social media is missing out on the stupidest moment in human history by quite a stretch. Old Testament times would have been a close second.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What do you call a tattoo on the backside of a My Little Pony? A trample stamp
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Something I loved about my time playing Expedition 33 was knowing in that world I’d be on the Writer side in the larger scale Painter v Writer war
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sorry. Been cosplaying as a 14th century blacksmith’s son and I’ve been taking the role a little too literally.
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✨🌊 s e a 🦇 w i t c h✨ @infiniteishq.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Train your eyes to see beyond. #7syllablesentence #train
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Brb creating a new branch of humanities called humanaughties
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Words Drip, Drip, Dripping down from The Inky Void Spilling onto the Canvas of Death Revealing Rejuvenation Reincarnation A tiny island Surrounded by Creation Incarnate Inspiring gods Banishing demons A yellow brick road Out of Nothingness Sweet Mother Nursed, Nurtured Two hearts beat as one ~Union~
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Theater etiquette question: how much “wooing” is too much? Is there an amount or is that silly to ask
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
*shows up to a Pilates class* Me: Hello, Pilatay people! *A thousand springs all groan in unison*
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Which lucky niece or nephew will find the one egg full of Uncle [Sic]’s expired meds this year
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
How is this app since the change in leadership? Any better?
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He has risen! He’s still rising! He’s in outer space! He just high fived the astronauts on Artemis II!
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Nothing quite like spending Easter Sunday getting higher than Jesus, just as He intended
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
who up experiencing spaghettification
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Have you ever had your subconscious hijack a wandering thought and use it to start a conversation with your conscious? It is very wild
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
they say “between the anus and genitals” way too many times in the jardiance commercial
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
i wanna see the CEO of Captain Crunch Berries eat a spoonful of Captain Crunch Berries without wincing
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/03/2026
what would you do for a slightly used klondike bar
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The craziest thing about taking breaks from social media is coming back on to a world that is very different. The months often feel like years.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The year is 2027. I’m watching college basketball. It’s a close game. That doesn’t matter. I’ve got $5,000 running on what happens on the next play The game doesn’t matter. Just this play. The player who has the ball is a stakes owner in the gambling service I’m using. Life is weird.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
<what feels like weeks later to *everything ever*> So being a stay at home dad of two kids is slightly different (i.e. busier and more demanding) than being a stay at home dad of one kid, but the reward of seeing both of them smile so msg times is just permanently etched in my mind. Best job ever.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Silksong difficulty spiking for me rn once you get the ability to silk thread through your own needle and then shoot out to propel yourself forward like some kind of airplane On a side note I wish I could gain that ability. To weave. Maybe I should become a seammister
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My new profile pic is 1 degree off kilter to counterbalance the 99 degrees off kilter I am rn
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m sure a lot of women were relieved when Mary said she was chosen but I’m also sure a lot of women were also pissed she got to use that excuse
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Deck the hall with deez nutz
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
it’s my backyard and i’ll pee if i want to
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I just killed a bug and said “sorry, buddy” as I flushed him down the toilet
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If this post gets 100 likes I'll make another post talking about how it got 100 likes
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
raising 2 kids has me a new kind of tired but one that has been so rewarding in so many ways. It’s also been fun to notice the differences between raising a boy vs a girl, especially as we’ve tried to be so neutral with everything with our son and are more or less doing that with our daughter
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i thought of you when i was gone and i got you a little thing with your name on it
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Posting on BlueSky is always a mixed bag because at any time the majority of users are either reading the life story before a recipe or writing one
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Ai company called pAIrenting
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Sometimes therapy is a red star talking to a blue star
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Playing Christmas music while playing TLOU Part 2 No Return really changes the tone of both those songs and that game
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Them: (inspirational) yesterday is history, the future is a mystery, today is a gift that’s why they call it the present Me: aren’t gifts and presents mysteries too Them: *tossing me into a wooden casket* shhh
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I serendipity the fool
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
shout out to walls and furniture for supporting me when my brain decides it wants to find the floor as quickly as possible
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Father Time: *cums prematurely* Mother Nature: now that’s what I call quicksand
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The perfect Christmas Trinicake Just add 1/3 cup of God 1/3 cup of Jesus 1/3 cup of Holy Spirit A dash of nonsense A healthy helping of gold flakes Stir in a bowl being careful not to overmix. Spread into a pan. Cook at 400 degrees for 2 hours. Finish with a veil of powdered sugar. Serve chilled.
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Tarantino looks angrily at Dano who is content and happy, the words gold bells are on Tarantino and the words silver bells are on Dano
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