iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I am sorry. We have run out of genuine human experiences. Please enjoy this salted piece of pre-chewed cardboard.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

What if we stole the writing of everyone on earth, and we fed it into a machine, and then we taught the machine to vomit forever?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I was watching an episode of “Mad Men” the other day. The fathers were helping their kids prepare camera obscura boxes to view an eclipse. One of the fathers says that he stares at the sun all the time, thinking the box is stupid. Don says, “You stare at the sun?” That made me laugh.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 06/08/2025

not a day goes by i don’t think about him

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/08/2025

we don’t invent devices anymore. they used to come out with all kinds of devices now it’s just phones

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 09/08/2025

did the blair witch ever finish her project

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/08/2025

one time my entire family got exasperatingly angry with my mother because she announced at dinner that if the zombie outbreak happened her plan was to just get bit as early as possible so she wouldn’t have to deal

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.

Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani

This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 08/08/2025

found my wallet folks. it was misisng for two days. yep I found it though. it was sitting on my desk in plain view. so that's where it was

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Singing you a soothing lullaby as we tumble down a ravine

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/08/2025

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

We all got that one homie that's enthralled by a cursed amulet

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

There are two types of people I can't stand... Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

If Anthony Keidis can become a celebrated millionaire by singing, the sky's the limit for anyone doing anything. #DailyAffirmation

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/08/2025

*using postage stamp sponge tray to individually pre-moisten each gummy bear

close-up of a hand using one finger to press a green gummy bear into a pink postage stamp sponge tray to individually pre-moisten aforementioned g. bear

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

them: you’d better not be christopher meloni holding hands with a tiny version of himself at a photo shoot when i get there me:

christopher meloni in a photo shoot holding hands with a tiny version of himself

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The party that wants to do nothing on gun violence, climate change and income inequality promises to do something about these damned paper straws

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

fact: the line “rat in a cage” by smashing pumpkins is about nic cage and a rat infestation that he helped eradicate in nyc in 1989.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/08/2025

The Tesla Diner is a perfect metaphor for the whole Tesla brand: a bad facsimile of something that already exists, made by people who don't understand what they're recreating, with a thin veneer of superficial futurism on top, for people with no taste or self-respect www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/d...

Tesla engineers built a proprietary tool to flatten patties for the smash burgers with crisp browned edges, held together with caramelized onions and cheese, which seemed to be on most tables. It lent the dish a superficial whiff of innovation, but the burger didn’t stand out in any meaningful way.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Since I erected a triumphant, golden bull in my front yard as a monument to the New Gods, Gomro, the ancient god of despair, suffering and corn harvests has been visiting me in my dreams to unravel my threads of sanity (while making aggressive eye-contact). lol dude...could you BE ANY MORE INSECURE?

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Keanu reeves is a grown man

Trivia stating "Alice Cooper used to babysit Keanu Reeves"

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/08/2025

too busy? need to do dishes? microwave yuor chef boyardee in the can

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bootion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

take a penny, leave naught but destruction in your wake

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Every owner on Kitchen Nightmares: “We’re $600,000 in debt and have a 2.3 average rating on Google and we’re currently fighting several food poisoning lawsuits because our chef keeps the walk-in at 65 degrees because it’s also his apartment…I hope this chef with 14 Michelin stars likes the food”

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I saw a guy with a briefcase earlier and involuntarily shouted “Enron is fucking BACK, baby”

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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Invite a floating ominous orb into your home. Oh, it means you great harm. But you can probably get it to back down if you let it sit in your microwave for half an hour.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

INSECTS DON'T HAVE LUNGS

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Imagine getting that worked up over a pierogi?

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Finally found an affordable solution to my cum storage problem.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Today's young people have no idea how to react when I suddenly start running at them

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

You can poop into an antique vase if you want. No one can stop you. They can't watch you all the time and they don't know how many vases you own.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

A steaming cup of coffee and spicy ramen noodles with added chilis was a bad choice to consume in 100% humidity while wearing a heavy flannel robe with the AC off.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I want to teach an octopus to ride a bicycle.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Hey now here’s my Naked Gun review. Felt real good to sit in a theater with strangers and laugh our asses off together. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

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I hate reboots but damnit 'The Naked Gun' rules

SFGATE's Drew Magary was laughing his ass off the whole time.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW DEVOTED TO EGGS. I've been introduced to truly free-range, farm fresh eggs, and it may have ruined my life? I will never buy eggs from a grocery store again.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Bought a set of tires from a woman in RURAL Central East Ontario last night. 24 chickens, all just free range, doing their thing. We chatted about chicken farming, and she introduced me to one of her 20 ducks, then she gave me 3 doz. eggs for free. I just ate the most delicious egg of my life.

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NetworkforDemocracy @simple-truth.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

James Talarico, Texas state representative and actual Christian.

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