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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 57m

October Eve today

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I miss online bigots. So many of the homophobes are like “I bet you [eighteen sex acts] in the past week” and it’s like wow thanks, do I look rich too

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 17h

oh shit we’re going to get a tracking shot of the back of J Law’s head as she walks somewhere

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19h

my one interaction with Criterion was one time I needed a recall disc and said hey I’m working down the street, could I just stop by soon? And the guy didn’t sound delighted but said yes and then I kept forgetting to go and he wordlessly mailed it to my home and I was too embarrassed to say anything

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19h

I’m tellin ya! That’s Merritt Wever and everything!

A very indistinct blurry blowup of one of the small cast inset photos at bottom of the SERIES 7 poster reveals what does look like the face of a young Merrit Wever, now that I’ve told you it is.

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19h

nice try boys, but I’m still against the merger

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 20h

[in the criterion closet] Well then maybe you should tell people not to climb on the shelves. Who’s just going to assume you have substandard shelves?

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 20h

beard’s too long but I’m not hating it

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Italian horror fans used to do this too lol. Sometimes as a signal you were talking about the unexpurgated version from Italy, but mostly just to do it

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my impulse to respond to Slack messages in my off hours unpaid has gone way down. I’m watching people ask where some footage is from yesterday and thinking 💅 I start at 11:00 dears look they can make me a real employee if they want 24/7 access

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my compliments to whomever grabbed Third Way by the head and turned it so they were actually looking out the window

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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

HEY NYC - go to SCREAMPLAY this week at @anthologyfilm.bsky.social This one deserves the big screen. What a fun weird time--with such technical precision (including @muscledistribution.bsky.social's restoration!) Plus: George Kuchar as a convincing sweaty heterosexual misanthrope. Go!

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hey, people who are cursed to live in California: There’s finally a reason

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the one drawback to cutting ties with your Trump-voting-but-pretending-to-be-decent parents is not getting to throw things like this in their faces. Ooh I want to

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DiabolikDVD @diabolikdvd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

NEW Vinegar Syndrome and Partner Label titles are up at Diabolik! diabolikdvd.com/product-tag/... #diabolikdvd #vinegarsyndrome #boutiquebluray #cultcinema #physicalmediaadvocates

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

oh look who discovered neutral pronouns all the sudden

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ouch, just saw SNL allegedly lampooning Zohran Mamdani this weekend. Real “have you even heard of him”-grade stuff

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just speaking for film & TV there isn't really a job loss due to AI. It's been mostly due to successive punches of pandemic, streaming collapse, union strikes, studio consolidation and interest rates. This trend was in place way before Midjourney was pumping out pictures with 14 fingers.

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

they should write a piece about how people saying “I didn’t even know there was an Avengers re-release” are smugly signaling their detachment from pop culture, because look I merely didn’t hear about that song but this time I am guilty (but seriously I didn’t know this weekend’s #1 release existed)

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I find it a little fascinating that Chris Hansen has been more outwardly uncomfortable about this movie than the documentary PREDATORS

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really have no idea what is accurate or not about the literal recounting of events in PRIMETIME, but as a story about people mesmerized by a flame they can’t stop touching it rang pretty true

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyway biggest hit song and best song rarely have identical trajectories. Good music succeeds but you can't become a juggernaut #1 hit by being interesting enough for "best." Interesting requires room for rejection. You do it by being one of the most agreeable, a song the fewest people mind hearing

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

at some point in this era I stopped reading TV reviews because it seemed like everyone was on this kick. More space on showrunning and what should happen three episodes from now (not four!) than anything about what it was like to, y'know, watch it. Seemed like an awful way to engage with TV

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

we're seeing PRIMETIME tonight because it's the only way to go to the movies without having to sit through the trailer for PRIMETIME

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Think Smart Meme

Alt: In an oft-used clip, a man taps his head while smiling and looking at the camera: I'm being smart!

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Kyle Stevens @cinementalist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Naked Faces, tonight at 9 on ABC.

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can't believe someone wrote "You're Just Pretending Not to Have Heard 'Choosin' Texas' To Look Cool"

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s 1964

A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

MARNIE

THE EARTH DIES SCREAMING

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Regarding the AI skin people are calling an “actress” Studio types would LOVE this to succeed, so the skin is being featured and anthropomorphized in the mainstream press. Remember, movie producers left money on the table pre-1910 and refused to credit movie actors

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JCP⭐Designs 👺 @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Faxanadu, developed by Hudson Soft under license from Falcom, and published by Nintendo, joins my #RetroGamingSeries. A wanderer returns home only to find the World Tree dying, the dwarves gone mad, and the elves under attack. Can he uncover the cause? jacobcpaul.threadless.com/designs/retr...

The wanderer returns home to his village at the base of the World Tree, only to find the surrounding area is dying out, with the waterfall run dry, the grass and leaves turning brown, and the world tree itself devoid of the live it usually sustains.

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

because they’ll never come back?

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

got tickets to an event I never expected to see, a carefully remastered and uncut and duly NC-17 rated exhibition of Ken Russell's THE DEVILS exclusively in AMC theaters (that last part is the real confounder) I am in the group who has no idea what they're in for and frankly I'm good with that

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the iced-coffee-at-a-job-interview discourse asks a question about an experience we've all had, but in a million variations. Everyone has an opinion and is both wrong and right because no one answer can be right or wrong. It's important, so everyone cares about feeling right. Nightmare scenario. Run

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

there used to be this thing called the Hellthread, it was this post with broken code where if you replied anywhere in it you got every notification about it forever. People started posting weird porn in it for this reason, and then they'd also be trapped and see everyone else's weird porn

In a frame from RESIDENT EVIL (2026) a many-legged and -armed creature made of fused-together human bodies clutches the edges of a house's front doorway from within, using its various repurposed limbs. Its body is hidden in the darkness beyond the doorway.

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Jon W. @rarefilmm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Years ago the director of this movie went on Turkish TV and explained that this was never meant to be released to the public. It was just a joke he did with his friends but someone ended up uploading it to the internet and it exploded. Very few people in Turkey even knew it existed.

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

graphic design is one of those jobs people just sort of think they can do

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

we saw “The Beast in Me” and liked it a lot but, while Claire Danes acts well, she acts with her face *so much* that early into the first episode I was wishing for more subtlety. Just writing entire articles with her eyebrows and mouth corners

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

exactly what I’d say about bringing this dumbass discourse to Bluesky. Meeeeute

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

thinking back on the sweet serene time when I thought of the Brooklyn Dems as basically well-intentioned incompetents

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring

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Iron Ring - Wikipedia

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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

“Since 1973, 27 gangs or subgroups have been identified through lawsuits & reports compiled by the department’s independent oversight bodies. The gangs have operated out of patrol stations & inside the county’s jails, giving themselves names like the “Banditos,” “Regulators,” and “Lynwood Vikings.”

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

huh was this the last time I painted my nails

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

‘Swan Song’ by Robert McCammon, it is grim and vivid stuff Never let “this plot is so similar to a bestseller!” keep you down, because on paper this is very close to ‘The Stand’ but frankly it’s better

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026

Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Had an interesting chat today with someine who works with this prod. I think a couple of people I work with are eagerly melting their own brains right now These scripts I’ve been getting are so bad because they *don’t edit them,* if it came from Claude (not ChatGPT) it must be good to go

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if you watch a lot of Bar Rescue (guilty) there’s a recurring phenomenon where half a dozen regulars will live at a bar and the owner thinks “I can’t lose the regulars!” but they hate every change that might improve business and act like they have veto power while not spending enough money. js

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