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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

The ToS clearly states that you may not use the word "hell" in the same paragraph as the words "Apple Music" in any recording, broadcast or social media platform. Anticipate being banned soon.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I am sorry. We have run out of genuine human experiences. Please enjoy this salted piece of pre-chewed cardboard.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

We need to go back to pronouncing it "no thing". Outkast (Ain't No Thing) was both ahead of their time AND rooted in very early 17th century sensibilities. Amazing.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Where did Men go? There was a time, not so far gone, where this kind of behaviour by a 'man' would be met swiftly with consequences from Men, ensuring that it didn't get repeated. The criminalization of even the mildest repercussions in the world of Men has led to this nonsense.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I'm WILDLY high and just finished my 7th beer, so there's that.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

What if we stole the writing of everyone on earth, and we fed it into a machine, and then we taught the machine to vomit forever?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

That goddamned shit song was the first fuckin thing I thought of when I saw that, too. How can one bad band ruin a word forever like that?

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I was watching an episode of “Mad Men” the other day. The fathers were helping their kids prepare camera obscura boxes to view an eclipse. One of the fathers says that he stares at the sun all the time, thinking the box is stupid. Don says, “You stare at the sun?” That made me laugh.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

It's almost as though Tom Jones was never born?

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Frank Farian founded Boney M in '74 so that he could sell his music as the lead singer. He hired a sexy dancer to pose as the lead singer because Farian was not attractive enough to make it in the biz. He tried that again with Millie Vanilli in the 80s, but people weren't ok with it in that era.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Hell, the USA even chose a President in the 60s because he was so much better looking than Nixon. My friend, sexy people sell shit, and always have. Music in the 50s, 60s and 70s was no exception.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

There were dozens, perhaps even hundreds of bands in the late 60s that were as cool and innovative as The Doors, but Jim Morrison was hot. Labels have always preferred signing sexy artists and to argue otherwise in just so insane I barely know where to begin.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

That wasn't your asinine argument. You argue that music from the 60s & 70s was better because the labels didn't sign artists to look good. Like, you understand that Elvis became the biggest star in human history precisely because of his sex appeal, right?

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Yes, singers in the 60s and 70s famously avoided using sex appeal to sell their music. This is well known.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 06/08/2025

not a day goes by i don’t think about him

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/08/2025

we don’t invent devices anymore. they used to come out with all kinds of devices now it’s just phones

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 09/08/2025

did the blair witch ever finish her project

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/08/2025

one time my entire family got exasperatingly angry with my mother because she announced at dinner that if the zombie outbreak happened her plan was to just get bit as early as possible so she wouldn’t have to deal

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Oh! You should say that on the next episode of your show!

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.

Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani

This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 08/08/2025

found my wallet folks. it was misisng for two days. yep I found it though. it was sitting on my desk in plain view. so that's where it was

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

They will all end up costing you a tremendous amount of money for as long as you own them. You will NEVER be free from their ever consuming expenses.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Singing you a soothing lullaby as we tumble down a ravine

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/08/2025

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

We all got that one homie that's enthralled by a cursed amulet

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

There are two types of people I can't stand... Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

If Anthony Keidis can become a celebrated millionaire by singing, the sky's the limit for anyone doing anything. #DailyAffirmation

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/08/2025

*using postage stamp sponge tray to individually pre-moisten each gummy bear

close-up of a hand using one finger to press a green gummy bear into a pink postage stamp sponge tray to individually pre-moisten aforementioned g. bear

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Your 2nd amendment is, and always has been, stupid and useless. Nice that it got a bunch of children killed, though! The entire point of it has been that you can shoot and kill government tyrants. These assholes are still alive. Americans are useless. Trash people in every respect.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

them: you’d better not be christopher meloni holding hands with a tiny version of himself at a photo shoot when i get there me:

christopher meloni in a photo shoot holding hands with a tiny version of himself

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

And it's almost as if the US government hasn't scared tourism away for the next 25 years.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The party that wants to do nothing on gun violence, climate change and income inequality promises to do something about these damned paper straws

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

fact: the line “rat in a cage” by smashing pumpkins is about nic cage and a rat infestation that he helped eradicate in nyc in 1989.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/08/2025

The Tesla Diner is a perfect metaphor for the whole Tesla brand: a bad facsimile of something that already exists, made by people who don't understand what they're recreating, with a thin veneer of superficial futurism on top, for people with no taste or self-respect www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/d...

Tesla engineers built a proprietary tool to flatten patties for the smash burgers with crisp browned edges, held together with caramelized onions and cheese, which seemed to be on most tables. It lent the dish a superficial whiff of innovation, but the burger didn’t stand out in any meaningful way.

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Since I erected a triumphant, golden bull in my front yard as a monument to the New Gods, Gomro, the ancient god of despair, suffering and corn harvests has been visiting me in my dreams to unravel my threads of sanity (while making aggressive eye-contact). lol dude...could you BE ANY MORE INSECURE?

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Just Somm Guy @justsommguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Unless your doctor is a savage lizard man who slithered through an interdimensional portal, hellbent on setting this world on fire, dancing while the flames consume our flesh. Nothing cliché about that (although it happens far more often than we care to admit).

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