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@socialistboat.dad
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 2h
made a pretty great project outline today. all natural baby no claude in these docs
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 2h
Lot going on here www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer as the war in Gaza drags on.
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 3h
The potato drone story also comes with a rare video appearance from yours truly, edited into coherence by @kevinmcshane.org and @owengrove.bsky.social
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Begun the potato wars have.
YouTube video by The Verge
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 4h
This is the silliest thing I’ve written in a while
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 6h
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15h
a little worried the bad guys are gonna win. probably not though
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 18h
in busytown goldbugs are the equivalent of spotted lanternflies
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 19h
my son (4) to an older girl at the playground: “so you’re 7…which means after that you’re going to be 8?” older girl at playground: “that’s correct”
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 18h
It feels like it has been a long time since a billionaire was instantaneously exploded/imploded by 10,000,000 psi of water pressure in a submarine made out of PVC pipe and controlled by a Wavebird
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 19h
hey folks the New York Times is still bad. psa
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19h
Gertrude? Do not bedevil me with your cuboid breasts at this hour.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 19h
me @ the middle aged ladies in my adult advanced beginner group tennis lesson when it's time to pick a partner for sparring or w/e it's called
[Four panel photo meme of a man (trent reznor from nine inch nails I believe) on stage at a concert talking into a microphone]

How are you tonight? Having a good time?
Ready to party? Have Fun?

Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band.

We're here to have a bad time.

(synthesizer playing)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 20h
Anime Sickos Podcast
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 20h
HERE FOR A BAD TIME NOT FOR A SHORT TIME
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 20h
Everything is fucking bullshit
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
this is the type of indie rock I like
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
thinking about SUSAN
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
my opinion on Yonkers is that it shouldn't have been named Yonkers because it's not very "yonkers"
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately, my Honda ignored the guardrails that were CLEARLY installed on the side of the highway. i believe this means it has feelings and is possibly god
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
😒 "Looping you in for visibility" 😏 "Sir, you're gonna want to see this"
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 22/12/2024
picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A little drawing of a paper that says FROG NEWS clearly held up by a frog with its little legs poking out
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chicago World Court Tennis August 11, 1988 Namco
infinityretro.com/world-court-tennis-review
Alt-text: top down view of an 8-bit town, the town is very small and is surrounded by trees. It also has a castle.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 28/09/2026
having one of those weeks where I could really use a September 31st
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 28/09/2026
recommending my workplace implement Crew Resource Management to make sure we don't crash the little videos I make into the side of a mountain
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I Love Raphtalia🔞 @iloveraphtalia.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 28/09/2026
Four years ago today my daughter Vivian was born. Everybody say happy birthday Vivian (mandatory)
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Screenshot of a Letterboxd review by depressionfan93 for Princess Mononoke:

"if i met a girl who was raised by wolves and hated me i would also do a bunch of stupid shit to impress her"
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rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i dreamed that a bear cub found us and wouldn't leave so we had to walk him to the forest every morning before work so he could go to bear school
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 28/09/2026
He's announcing that he died
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 18/05/2024
dril "I got it by Crying" tweet screenshot overlaid with a picture of Seth Bullock from Deadwood
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Wurlitzer band organ at the Bushnell Park Carousel in Hartford has “9 to 5”
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
version of Toy Story where everything is the same except Jessie swears like Calamity Jane in Deadwood
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
SALIERI (holding in massive bong rip): ... ... ... ... pffffffew too many notes
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what the fuck are we even doing anymore
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026) Cinematography by David Bolen Directed by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim 🎥
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post-KPg Impact Relevant:
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
I feel like I have a lot in common with the majestic blue whale, in that I also do a calculation in my head to determine whether it will be a profitable endeavor from an energy efficiency standpoint of calories expended vs. calories gained to take a run at a swarm of krill
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
Sorry but as an avowed Marxist I am not going to spend any time on an artist with the surname "Langley"
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
If you're dealing with depressive symptoms, reframing can be a powerful tool. For example, instead of sayinf "I can't even keep houseplants alive," try this: "I respectfully and compassionately chaperone houseplants through the inevitable final stage of their mortal existence"
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
35 years ago tonight, President George H.W. Bush ordered the unilateral elimination of all land-based US nuclear weapons in Europe and South Korea, all nonstrategic naval nuclear weapons, the end of ground alert for all strategic bombers, and the immediate de-alerting of all 450 Minuteman II ICBMs.
Nearly all of the front page of the September 27, 1991, edition of the New York Times, with the two-deck banner headline, “U.S. TO GIVE UP SHORT-RANGE NUCLEAR ARMS; BUSH SEEKS SOVIET CUTS AND FURTHER TALKS.” Additional related headlines included, “Sees Fading Threat; President Says Decision Could Be Reversed If Moscow Won’t Act,” and “Why U.S. Was Worried.”

An unrelated but still-consequential headline at the top left of the front page reads, “Judiciary Panel Deadlocks, 7-7, On Thomas Nomination to Court.”
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
I saw this in Brooklyn earlier this week just parked on the street
Photo of a lovely red Ford Mustang II from the 1970s with faded paint and silver side mirrors parallel parked in front of a nondescript gray building. It's not in great shape but it must be well loved to still exist after ~50 years
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Drew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.raymanpc.com/wiki/en/Rayn...
Rayman with his wife, before he gained hair and became estranged from her
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