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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I am not a trophy wife by any means but I could probably earn a sweet participation ribbon by telling you bad puns and outlandish stories that I heard on a podcast once

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/12/2024

Fans will hate me for this but I think it's fine that HBO isn't renewing Sesame Street. There's really nowhere else for these character arcs to go and the gratuitous nudity feels half hearted at this point

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Nothing activates my fight or flight response like an afternoon at female chaos stores like TJ Maxx and Homegoods.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I’ve got a really good feeling about this bad decision.

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

As someone who has long covid… Faaahk. But damn if that isn’t an excellent shitpost @eve6.bsky.social 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

If you bought 10,000 maniacs in 1992 it would be worth 1,000,000 maniacs today

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

hello 911, yeah the cuffs on my sweatshirt got a little wet when i was washing my hands

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

Cillian Murphy in 28 Years Later looking dead and emaciated

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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

My fav thing about the shitposting community is how much we support each other. I love all of you 🥰

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

You can’t tell me to make ‘myself at home’ and then get weirded out if I take off my pants and cry in the kitchen. That’s not how that works.

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Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

*looking through my followers list Suspects. All of them….

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Kids today have no idea how easy they have it. I was forced to spend the greater part of my youth as a TV antenna.

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Post someone you've been told you look like, but you don't. Seriously do it. I need to make sure all my followers are hot.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

When anything you learned in elementary school changes that teacher should have to text you an update.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/12/2024

The people doing these sketches should be called con artists.

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This site will break if Bluesky does an end of year Shitpost Wrapped report like Spotify.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

"Ok. What can we wrap in what?" -- Taco Bell Executive

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Oh you love Thanksgiving? Name every disease the settlers gave the natives.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I’m not paying a tariff to read skeets from outside of the USA

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Swapping my doomscrolling habit for shitpost scrolling is the healthiest decision I’ve made in months.

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

It's a shame that diss tracks never crossed over to alternative rock. I would've loved to hear billy corgan yowling about his petty grievances toward our lady peace or whatever

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

C’mon guys. We’re living through the golden age of shitposting rn and this is what you give me?

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Your mother and I met thanks to a starter pack called badass shitposters

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Kelly Weill @kellyweill.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

hey dude i'm so sorry i got the zoomies at your friend's house. do you think you could tell her i'm usually really chill?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

[sees an old man with a tattoo] *whispers to self* gramp stamp

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

shitpost writer's block is really just constipation

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

[Oregon Trail 1852] Doctor: Any final words? Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

You guys there are no refunds on the starter packs. They are shitposts. What did you expect..

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My goals here are to spread positivity and share the worst shitposts to brighten your day. Thank you Bluesky 💁🏼‍♀️🌈✨

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

It’s always best to set achievable goals, so like maybe just say no to SOME drugs, you know?

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

It’s my birthday today. So I did what all normal well adjusted people do— scoured the dark corners of BlueSky looking for shitposts. These guys were the absolute best of the worst. Enjoy the latest starter pack. Now That’s What I call Shitposters vol 3 🌈✨💖👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 go.bsky.app/EPhqP8S

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I just want members of congress to duel again

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

As someone who lived though the dot com crash, I'm scared by these newly inflated follower counts

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days

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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

i think i've got enough love in my heart to start slowly killing another plant again

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

it's my communications degree and I'll cry if I want to

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 22/11/2024

"I can turn this ship around!" - Elon Musk taking the wheel of a ship that is doing fine

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Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Being added to a shitpost starter pack is the second best thing that's ever happened to me behind the time I was briefly famous on the Neopets stock market chat board community in 2003

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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

As a public service, today I spent hours digging through endless shitposts to find the undisputed best of the worst. I’m pleased to share my newest starter pack- Now That’s What I Call Shitposters vol 2. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🌈✨💖 go.bsky.app/EquA8Cj

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