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Colin Robinson

@fermiparasocks.bsky.social
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 6h
oh yeah well i’m about to release intelligence 64
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h
i used to hate ai but ever since they started calling it si it’s all i can think about. build the data center inside my house sir. take my family. turn them into agents
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 11h
the bunkers that billionaires are building aren’t to save them from the end of the world they’re to save them from us
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h
i’ve let my real name slip a few times but this “white gamer named brad” ad by sarah huckabee has crossed the line lmfaoooo
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you don’t like this fast enough then i might feel shadowbanned and you wouldn’t want that
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when i say we need a scott presler i mean we need a hair guy
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we’re getting all the shit parts of cyberpunk and none of the vangelis
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ai is bad at art but that doesn’t make it any less dangerous. look at conservatives
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i could be wrong but this bitch ain’t got no tattoos
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
na, i want retribution. i’m one of the retribution guys now
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i wonder where this diva is today
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here’s why that matte-
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve never seen a right winger having fun. you should smile more babygirl
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
something in the way 🎶
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mochi stuns in new attitude laced photo traunch
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m hoping he locks them all in the ballroom and jean claude van damm has to figure something out
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she was supposed to be a doily
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s not x it’s y don’t you go unplug yourself you goddamn clanker
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unfortunately, hand bruises aren’t as terminal as some of yall would have me believe
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my wife hates when i use this line all the time for absolutely no reason
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my president when sudden airplane
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
on that tincture that made susan 🫨 collins
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when someone says “thanks for your service” but i’ve been trying to forget
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the way nobody else even flinched lmfaooo
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cholesterol is only dangerous if you’re a good person
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i seem to remember someone mentioning having so much money we “won’t know what to do with it”
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my wife has officially asked me to stop using “call it the trump effect” as a catch all answer to every question
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you cant see george costanza without larry davids eyes
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there should be a downside to being corrupt in congress
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh so that’s why he’s setting up sniper perches outside the house he’s definitely planning to leave
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Babe, it’s important to national security that you not think about how many times Steam shows up on the bank statement
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@remedygames.com owns the color red. it’s officially off the table
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SIR WHICH VOYAGER SPACE PROBE ARE YOU SLOWLY SHUTTING DOWN LIKE?!
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you can tell someones hype as fuck when they spell ever like every
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ever since i got this damn vaccine i can’t stop watching trump tv
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have Consent Laws Gone Too Far?
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funco @funco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
iran should rename Kharg Island to Trump Island
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i once got hit by and completely flipped over a toyota paseo
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’m calling it pedo intelligence
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in trump’s america all sour cream now comes with extra liquid pooling at the top!
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lmfao remedy throwing shade
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
<We Are So Back/Fuck Yes>
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
under the eyes of the lard lmfao
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when times are bad at least i know mitch mcconnell is out there somewhere smiling
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine Obamna TV lmfao
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
why did it take him 10 years to come up with TRUMP TV?
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everyone who films this man hates him
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