Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I have serious doubts about your commitment to Sparkle Motion. 062
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The 72 hours before my period arrives are the most dangerous because I’ll either want to choke fuck you through a brick wall or drive an axe into your skull. Either way, there will be blood. 140
Reposted by Molotov CocktailEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 04/09/2025AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0295
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Look, you’re not a shitposter if you have a drafts folder. Rules is rules. 084
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Sorry, I don’t fuck with people who wear socks to bed. They’re gross. 030
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I once fell on Santa Monica Blvd and got LA-bubu. 032
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 03/09/2025GTA is for knee-capping hookers and getting as many stars as possible before going out in a blaze of glory. Fuck the mission. 021
Reposted by Molotov CocktailMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I've decided he doesn't have to die. I'm ok with him being trapped inside his own mind with no way to communicate with the outside world 6408
Reposted by Molotov CocktailBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Air Fryer would be a wonderful name for a Rhodesian Ridgeback 110047
Reposted by Molotov CocktailDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/09/2025*licks pussy* just a lil something to take off the edge 3279
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I want a room made entirely of bubble wrap. 1114
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 02/09/2025If I fall and you don’t point and laugh, we can’t be friends. 194
Reposted by Molotov CocktailBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’d like to think we’re better than this, but I won’t. 022199
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Can’t - I’m in an intense 3-way with life and death. 241
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 31/08/2025no god, no religion. just bad bad decisions…. 062
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Wow, your OF made $7.00 this month. Time to put your panties back on. 041
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I have zero respect for people who re-skeet themselves. 021
Reposted by Molotov CocktailRad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 31/08/2025Well, time to go and face the day! *throws self down stairs* 1307
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 31/08/2025The Mist: The Musical (that ending though….) 000
Reposted by Molotov CocktailSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Just saw a crow hop across the road. It was fricken adorable. I really hope he/she enjoys that roadkill. 111826
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 31/08/2025When I was a broody goth teen, you had to special order fishnet stockings from lingerie catalogs, which made them extra special and sexy. Now you can buy them at fucking Walmart. I hate this timeline. Earth, fucking swallow us already. 041
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Get in loser, we’re going to the Scholastic Book Fair. 43917
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 31/08/2025People who sit around and count calories and obsess about weight … knock that shit off. Instead ask yourself this - “am I still fuckable?” If the answer is yes, you good. If the answer is no, you still good because you can always pay a hooker. 131
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Be clingy, be needy, fawn and simper. I love that shit. 092
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Y’all out here celebrating and screaming “he’s dead” like he’s your ex and you ran over him with a cement mixer or something. Show me the bloated, bloody corpse or stfu. 091
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 30/08/2025You drunk dial your ex, I drunk dial the FBI and report strange activity behind the dumpster at my local 7-11. We are not the same. 140
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I hope the earth kills us all soon. I’m looking forward to haunting the ruins. 12010
Reposted by Molotov CocktailEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/08/2025AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 0245
Reposted by Molotov CocktailMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/08/2025air dropping guillotine blueprints to everyone in the national mall 312012
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Just found out that Cracker Barrel is not made from real crackers. For shame. 073
Reposted by Molotov CocktailBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 27/08/2025other than a few super generous people posting ass on the internet, Wednesday can get bent 14114
Reposted by Molotov CocktailAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying? 2130478
Reposted by Molotov CocktailShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 10/05/2024Me: I’m really struggling with folding this fitted sheet. Her: Idiot...those are my panties. 814152
Reposted by Molotov CocktailNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Stop asking if squirt is just pee and start admitting you like getting peed on. 1013014
Reposted by Molotov CocktailNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 27/08/2025thank god i had kids, i mean who else would constantly remind me that i’m old. 8419
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 27/08/2025At my age, going clubbing means hittin’ up the sammich shop. 061
