Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The liminal space of buying the same IKEA coffee table for the second time 030
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025OMG THE WAY KENDRICK LOOKED IN THE CAMERA WHEN HE SAID SAY DRAKE 211712
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Bible based education, but only the slutty parts 031
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinefrankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social · 31/12/2024[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing 4387156
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/01/2025a cigarette would smoke you if it could 87815
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineCallalily @callalily57.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I saw someone saying that the point of Rocky Horror was that "we're supposed to laugh at the freaks," unlike modern media that "glamorizes the freaks," and I don't think I've ever seen anyone misunderstand a piece of media that badly. 1348836
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water 191052160
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineMidge @midge.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night 1534862
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Being on the west coast sucks bc who can you even cry on the phone to everyone’s asleep 020
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machine Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/12/2024It's wonderful x.com/i/grok/share... 47418
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machine😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 07/12/2024oh boy i hope i get an absurd amount of birds and service workers for christmas 1942288
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Listening to your neighbors fucking hoping the ceiling strong enough 020
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork 1334459333
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Yes, good ball game game, ballers (drunk) 010
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Turkey is bad and we shouldn’t cook it on Thanksgiving. Debate me 010
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/11/2024just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president 201209265
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/02/2024There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves 38720106
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I bet being colonized feels really good for the petri dish 041
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024has a furby recording ever been admitted as evidence 031
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machineceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2024surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise 522532514
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 25/05/2023ME: Everyone has a soul and since souls are actually ghosts, technically we're all haunted ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up 6543119
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinepapa juice man @papajuiceman.com · 22/11/2024donkey kong honkey dong 032
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machine;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Fuck, marry, kill: screaming, crying, throwing up 918550
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 23/11/2024trying to lead a life of quiet desperation but I just can't seem to shut up 421839
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineBoring Phil @boringphil.bsky.social · 22/11/2024We buried my grandfather in a field out behind the local McDonalds. He wanted to be cremated but the machine was broken. 1156
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/11/2024that's so raven - me when any fucking bird at all says nevermore 533370
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machine;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Me hating something: *smug* I knew I would hate this 😌 115842
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2023If you tell a bad joke and people cringe at it, savor their pain and hatred by then explaining it to them. 13913
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024almost told my niece she had a fuck-ass bob but shes 4 020
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machineslacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 13/11/2024no shitsherlock ☹️ 1393
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineScare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 22/11/2024Evil women are so important 2306
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024whoever is maintaining these blocklists is doing the lord's work do y'all need pizza or something 010
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/11/2024if you build a house around a vampire you have to invite them to leave 38755168
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineDire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Demi Lovato used to be known as Entire Lovato. 2245
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Being added to a shitpost starter pack is the second best thing that's ever happened to me behind the time I was briefly famous on the Neopets stock market chat board community in 2003 1202
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/08/2024this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization 874533809
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Right thumb twitching to put my friends on 2x speed 101
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machine✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 21/11/2024you ever sit and think about how insane 12TET is. like with only minor drift from the pythagorean ratios on a couple of intervals we're able to have a system of notes that functions regardless of key. thats fucking amazing 5548
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Me at the civil war 415828
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineDax ExclamationPoint @daxclamation.bsky.social · 21/11/2024“Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.” 1151
