Reposted by Artiestrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026*Dissociates into the sun* 19047
Reposted by ArtieMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 5hno idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave 172303440
Reposted by ArtiefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 15hME: what’s this dish, “lost in the sauce”? i’ll have that SERVER: oh no. no, please don’t order tha— *marinara floods the room like the shining* 111931
Reposted by ArtieAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13hJD Vance distances himself from Hegseth's televised execution: "Look, if it's ultimately livestreamed, I'm not going to be watching it" 268965200
Reposted by ArtieAJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Data and evidence driven bits. 538430
Reposted by Artie❤️🫀 momo (heartily good bad) 🫀❤️ @momo.thingsabout.xyz · 08/10/2026this is the future the @democrats.org want 011
Reposted by Artiecult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 08/10/2026library card not detected, opinion rejected 0394
Reposted by Artieturkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thanks for the love, I often feel inadequate. 11811
Reposted by Artiescary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026with god as my witness i swear. i will jerk you off to completion no matter what it takes 5578
Reposted by ArtieGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 806204694583
Reposted by ArtieFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon. 221156
Reposted by ArtieOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🙂↔️ text him 🙂↕️ hex him 0436
Reposted by ArtieNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i missed the struggle bus so i had to take a struggle uber 09435
Artie @jacobibenkenobi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Opening a can of worms putting this on my book in a deep red part of the state, but here's hoping. 010
Reposted by ArtieAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me and 1,200 of my friends in St. Clair County. This movement will win on November 3rd. 177111322458
Reposted by ArtieKim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle 133193351
Reposted by ArtieElizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 174128283010
Reposted by Artiesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026according to the farmer’s almanac it’s hell on earth 214341
Reposted by Artiepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124162648
Reposted by ArtieDennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026<Sardaukar Throat Singing intensifies> 46912
Reposted by ArtieIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026Good day to believe that Eminem has not made new music since 2014 2604
Reposted by Artie PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bet your box has that new car smell 33017
Reposted by ArtieTed Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Real men fuck all the genders especially the new ones. 2485
Reposted by ArtieLis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel? 3045316752
Reposted by ArtieDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Avoidance? Oh, you mean preventive medicine. 02213
Reposted by Artiethe most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 01/10/2026YOUR PENIS IS UNDER ATTACK 1113623
Reposted by ArtieRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I no longer have dark desires since my vision turned to shit in dim lighting . 16033
Reposted by ArtieOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free 1137282
Reposted by ArtieViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired 921541
Reposted by ArtiePhilo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The folk protest music scene is back 281271472
Reposted by Artiesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026working on my autumn bod (decaying) 624195
Reposted by ArtieSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 18/09/2026i’m a trad husband. i cook, clean, and make babies. 9522
Reposted by Artiehaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 21/05/2026fitting a girthy 9 inch penis into my ass this summer challenge 1643
Reposted by Artiehaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026let me bounce on it space cowboy 06110
Reposted by ArtieGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a lot of liberals have decided that one left leaning muslim with a popular twitch stream is more offensive and dangerous than hundreds of literal nazis with control of the united states government and apart from it being fucked up i think it vindicates every mean thing I've ever said about liberals. 728559
Reposted by ArtieSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 17/09/2026shoot me out of a cannon. it will fix me. 6547
Reposted by ArtieGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Know the Bluesky Posting Rules 81326225
Reposted by Artiehaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026asking a couple who the toxic one in the relationship is 014423
Reposted by Artiecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026well the good thing is it's not like we live in the most car-brained society in the world and all our infrastructure wasn't built around driving and parking and everything is walkable and we have lots of efficient and dependable public transportation. at least there's that 231626300
Reposted by ArtieSix Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL 266118163036
