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AJ Gonzalez

@ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social
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Husband, father, musician, writer, cook, friend. Baseball/Basketball and pop culture. Be a good person. He/him 🇲🇽

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Matt Vasgersian is the Andy Bernard of MLB announcers.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don Mattingly basically getting roasted without his name being mentioned on national television is pretty vindicating for Dodger fans lol.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Matt Shaw honoring his hero by getting blown away.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's me, a Miguel Vargas truther from the get go! I'm happy for him, the Sox, weird 1% Catholic in me I haven't been able to exorcise, and happy we're smoking that Astros pack tonight!
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Ripbozo James Worthy
Alt: Ripbozo James Worthy
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Astros ain't going to Cancun. Where are they going, Charles?
Charles Barkley standing next to a sign of Galveston
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Flyers Gritty
Alt: Flyers Gritty
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Altuve's buzzer must have been vibrating like crazy! (when announcers talk about postseason career numbers and they have Asteriskastros on the list, they should say that. It is ridiculous that they don't.)
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dominic Smith has seen 6 pitches in his postseason career. He has struck out twice on six pitches.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every Braves fan in the world.
Dylan! You son of a bitch! (Arnold Schwarzenegger, predator)
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dumbass looked at the arc of the covenant.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Queen Latifah played second base for me, one time." John Kruk, out of nowhere.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The playoffs are amazing because ain't nobody hitting a 99 mph Chris Sale fastball at THAT location for a double...
Bohm hit a 99 mph fastball for a double that was about shoulder high...
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FIRST TIME BRACKET! My 11 year old daughter. She had PROBLEMS picking some of these! Some quotes from Ellie (Elena) (On Treinen)"ew he's gross." "Freddie is cute cuz he's low-key adorable but shohei is hot as heck!"
2026 bracket szn (Ellie my 11 year old) chose, after a tough process, Kiké Hernandez!
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crazy weekend but I finally got to it. I'm sorry I'm not sorry, but I love me a woke, postseason, Dodger hero. There were some brutal cuts! #bracketszn26
My hottest Dodger bracket. Kiké Hernandez won.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people might be off-put by the specks but: when I made the apple pie, I saved just a little bit of the cooked, sugary, apple concoction (apple reduction) and used it in an old fashioned and it's pretty damn good. So is the pie! (I mostly make the pie for my wife as a pick me up)
Old Fashioned with leftover apple reductionApple pie with crumbly top
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE DO I LOOK LIKE MARK MCGWIRE
Side-By-Side pictures of James hetfield and Mark McGwire
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmao. Andy literally just moved up my list by ending the Giants season like this 😂😂😂😂
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(My daughter, telling me she's having a friend over tonight) Daughter: we want to have fun snacks and drinks. I need you to get...it says, a grenade. Me: are you looking at the recipe for Shirley temples? Daughter: yes! Me: *grenadine*, my girl. And yes...I'll get some.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a registered Miguel Vargas truther, I'm pretty happy for him and his team today. Also, my friends who are fans of the White Sox! 33 dingers, and a 135 OPS+, by the way. ✅
The depressed Miguel Vargas photo
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Currently the bottom of the 2nd lmao
Rockies/Diamondbacks game in which the Rockies have given up 8 runs in the first two innings.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHY IS ROBBIE RAY DOING THE HANNIBAL LECTER CONSTANTLY??
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oof may as well call the bank 3/5 (a compromise, if you will)
"In September 2015, the U.S. Department of Justice and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau announced an $18 million settlement to resolve allegations that Fifth Third Bank engaged in a pattern or practice of discrimination against African–American and Hispanic borrowers in its indirect auto lending business."
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dino Ebel saved by a replay lmao.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dodgers and Giants.
Raiders of the Lost ark: Abner's dead.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is Mike Bolsinger catching strays? 😂
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 2020 season (and 2020 overall) was a wild time.
Man behind the backstop in Colorado looking like ET hiding among the stuffed animals.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Dodgers clinched the national League West. I failed my licensing exam by one percentage point. (I get to try again but F***)
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know if I remember any starting pitcher like Yama. He did not look comfortable in the 1st. After? Straight up GOAT stuff, man.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Philly Phanatic casting:
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Al Pacino's Intense Reaction
Alt: Al Pacino's Intense Reaction (lol) "she had a GREAT ASS!"
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People aren't talking enough about WHERE THIS PITCH WAS LOCATED. This was cool as hell.
Elly's home run pitch was well above the strike zone.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The (Alex) Call is coming from OKC.
Alex can't hit for shit.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GOT DAMN, JDP!
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Dodgers really struggling to catch up to high velocity surely won't be a problem in October. 😬
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is so cliché, so for me to say it you know I mean it with my whole chest: Life is so much easier when I, more often than not, take my wife's advice on things. This doesn't mean I'm not independent and she has to do stuff for me all the time. But seriously... Listen to your partners.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Dodgers beat them 14 to 1 in their last game. Yikes.
Brewers: 20, Reds: 0
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Re-watching "The Big Short" again now that I understand all of this better. It makes me so mad.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What does slander do? Work.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Triple play incoming?
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mookie Betts: Last 7 games: .280/.379/.560 Last 15 games: .298/.394/.491 Last 30 games: .277/.362/ .482
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TYMB!
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We're all asking this and I don't know of a single person who thinks he should be up.
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la luna está llena @piscesenergia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hit into double plays with the bases loaded, no outs
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(Ian malcolm meme)

Boomers create flip phones. Boomers create touch screens. Millennials perfect touch screens. Boomers hate touch screens. Boomers create flip phones.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Fuckyou Fak
Alt: Wii baseball "fuck you"
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everybody knows how cool it is when he drops the drums in "In The Air Tonight," but the real magic of that is the bass line. It makes those drums hit way harder.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
9th inning and JDP takes a walk like there's no need to swing if the pitches aren't there. I love his heartbeat.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Re: Ocarina of Time Remake
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
Alt: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's incredible that he is still going
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TYMB!
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Near and dear to my heart. This is what good clergy do.
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