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it’s morbin’ time

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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 26m
everyone knows Hitler didn't take the prioritize economic growth focus smh my head
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 28m
no he didn't!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30m
As an enby, seeing Nicholas Cage aggressively pushing for couponing scares me.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 4h
destroying Greek life would be useful for stemming an entire mode of social reproduction which, as I must remind everyone, was born of the confederate south. Greek life prides itself on keeping the tradition of rape alive in more than one form. Sometimes literal.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 33m
frat guys rape women in college and then join to government to make sure they and every other white man never get in trouble for raping women
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 46m
Using data from The Deportation Project, L.A. TACO broke down the nearly 4,000 logged apprehensions in L.A. County by neighborhood and city. The full story: lataco.com/ice-kidnappi... By @eltragon.bsky.social
A shot of the L.A. skyline taken from a park.

Headline reads "ICE Kidnappings By Neighborhood In L.A. County"
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 56m
chumbawamba made an album about this
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 58m
lowkey one of my biggest peeves is that people literally only care about who becomes president. discourse only arises about this shit every four years (two if you're really keyed in) completely focused on a parasocial understanding of one's relationship to an individual candidate or party.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 1h
just ate one of these with a big mug of coffee and almond milk for breakfast and i think i'm in heaven
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 1h
*girl who only knows wwii voice* getting a lot of wwii vibes from this belgian theme park company
in 2010 plopsa crossed the dutch and german borders
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 1h
😭 we're never leaving the Morbius studio are we?
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 1h
they added morbius to deadlock? should we throw a valve party? should we invite mr. half-life freeman?
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 1h
oh. guess i’ll have to read Morbius’s morbius thread. you know they put morbius into deadlock btw
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026
marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
i’m going back to figuring out the soviet union in hoi4
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
no one has their fucking head on straight anymore
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
you ever notice how no one in china knows who that high school teacher who “predicted the iran war” is but he has free reign in america to say vaccines aren’t real?
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 2h
I hate that people don't even see the behavior as pick me but it is
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
YOUR INTELLECTUAL POWERHOUSES ARE RACIST OLD WHITE MEN FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
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☝️StaceyActually☝️ @socialistchi.bsky.social · 2h
I tell people this shit all the time, "Marxists and Leftist hate dictatorships. Liberals hate dictatorship over white people."
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
the liberals posted some article defending liberalism the other day but i couldn’t read it because the first sentence of the essay started with saying another article written by a chinese guy had an “interesting confucian perspective”
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
taylor lorenz is actively cooking her brain on x. everyone who stays on x you start to see the same progression. like some sort of mind virus.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
raise your hand kind of halfway up and straight out if you believe wwii was a war against communism. ok, now stand here up against this wall…
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 2h
That is called fascism. It’s just fascism.
"I would say transactional interventionism," says Scott Lincicome, vice president of general economics at the libertarian Cato Institute.
To him, Trump has no set economic philosophy. Rather, many of Trump's policy moves are aimed at achieving a specific outcome - like using a tariff to boost a particular industry or punish a foreign country ... or suggesting a $5,000 check to reward votes.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 2h
Ok. The Mussolini Hitler method. What does this have to do with Karl Marx
The Trump administration has announced equity stakes in more than 30 private companies, imposed dozens of tariffs, and taken the unusual step of trying to lower interest rates via the Treasury Department.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 2h
More like national poopy radio
How Trump keeps undercutting his anti-communist message
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 2h
these river otters are blissfully unaware the Cuyahoga has 13 fires in its history
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 2h
i hate that that man so much jazz. and a lot of canadians, especially on bluesky, will endlessly give him credit for doing shit they’d hate it a conservative did them.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
bsky mods think this photo is a death threat against them
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hana willow 🐯🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 2h
ace combat 8: we tripled down on it being a mech anime but with fighter jets instead. what if you were a newtype in an f-18. and there was a pink haired girl in your squadron who also inexplicably knows what's going to happen before it happens just like you do. also there's a ghost in your head.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
Stavros Halkias is Stevie Nicks's Hatsune Miku.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
i think that if we continue to coexist peacefully, decent people will be killed until only evil people remain
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
i work in trust & safety and accidentally like barely legal porn posts sometimes, a completely normal thing to do in my line of work. but what’s not normal is my response whenever someone brings this up. wait hold up i’m getting an email from bsky moderation…
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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 3h
the venue is holding an "LGBT+ Party" on Saturday where trans people are banned because they view us as marketing and not people
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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 4h
a middle-aged man stuck his dick in a trans girl's mouth at a swinger party in NC without consent, got sad because he found out she's trans, and the event runner responded with a bunch of AI slop about being allies and *banning trans people because of consent issues*
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 2h
you made a slick high production value video ad for your Small Town City Council Campaign !? i'm not voting for you
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Nadia H. Slimegirl @nadia.kindgirls.online · 2h
Mom Nadia Momia
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(Morgann’s Version) - transgender probably @morganngicquel.com · 2h
Macron il est en fou-rire derrière ?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 2h
🤨 www.wsj.com/world/middle...
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Pilot Stabs Pilot on Israel-Bound Flight
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu described the incident as an apparent attempt to crash the plane loaded with Israeli passengers.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 4h
They also got confused very early on, hearing "it's kind of neat you got a computer to do that" and taking it to mean "I want a computer to handle this forever"
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
woke up and remembered i have granola bars
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Kate Feldman @kateefeldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In high school, my teachers taught us to investigate source material. Where information came from, who was telling it, who they were telling it to. Not all information is created equal. Anyway, it took me a while to realize that level of analysis, fundamental in my life, is not widely taught.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 2h
“canada” is a front for a bunch of british resource extraction companies in a trenchcoat and the fact that they’re being run by a completely mask off eurocrat rn is hilarious to me.
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New York Focus @nysfocus.com · 2h
Brooklyn native Terrell Eleby was 26 years old when he was convicted of a crime that he says he did not commit. Four decades later, he's still fighting his conviction. This video brings his story to life.
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A New Yorker's Letters Reveal a Decades-Long Fight for Innocence
Terrell Eleby has been asking for his conviction to be reviewed since 2013. Now, he’s also fighting stage four cancer.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 2h
The two official languages of Kenya are Swahili and English. Racism always goes hand and hand with stupidity.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 2h
This rules
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