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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If youve ever sneezed & blew out your shoulder, welcome to your 50s.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/05/2026

Feeling whimsical is fine until you’re at Home Depot at 11pm buying a fountain.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Just in case you change your mind

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I’d suck at being a vampire.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Unmute me I hardly say anything these days.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I’m silently judging your work. No, I couldn’t do any better, but that a pretty low bar.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

what if — hear me out — everything didn’t suck

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

enjoys eating sweets and then letting animals pin me to furniture for hours

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

ME: Look, we're both to blame. We should both apologize. THEM: Ok, I'm sorry for my part. ME: Good. And I'm sorry for your part as well.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Social media abhors a rhetorical question like nature abhors a vacuum.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

And if we should choose to go to battle against our oppressors, my kidneys will provide us with an endless source of ammunition.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

But, Your Honor, fuck these bitches.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Life is short. Die now.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I'm down for a good handrail

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Things were looking bleak there for a minute, but I have just now eaten a sour cream donut hole that had been really close to the coconut ones.

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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

No, only I can enjoy this

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Dunno who needs to hear this but it would be better if you didnt suck.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

very cool pictures of your newborn but consider getting him some hobbies, kind of doing the same thing in all of them

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Duolingo? I’m still struggling with monolingo tbh.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

rage bait is just engagement bait when the honeymoon is over

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

winston churchill had a less successful brother, loseton churchill. not many people know this

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Roses are red Violets are blue Fuck you.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

2026: schools will be closed for high winds 1985: there is a tornado on the ground, go in the hallway and put a book over your head. Pizza for lunch

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

It prescription beer, dumbass.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/04/2026

an apparatus is just a gadget that went to grad school

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

there’s one true breadwinner in every household and that’s whoever brings home the garlic knots

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

What’s your favorite thing to do? Mine’s doing your mom

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/04/2026

I've played lots of life sims but none of them were as stupid as the real thing

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Waking up is the worst.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

here is your horoscope for today

A text from D: Everyone needs to shut up and be less stupid

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

sometimes i think i know too many things

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

"Duct tape, Brian? You thought DUCT TAPE would stop me? I'm a little offended, I thought you had more respect for me than that."

A raccoon is peeking out of a hole cut in a garbage bin, which is reinforced with duct tape. The bin is situated near bushes and a chain-link fence.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Bacon Breath, the cologne. Do I have to think of everything?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

sorry i called your wedding pictures ai slop

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Look, when I say I have a system. I need you to believe me

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

My hair, when I woke up, looked like all the passengers jumping off a sinking ship.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

my indoor voice is just my outdoor voice but with fewer fucks

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

thinking about staring a cover band but we only do werewolves of london in as many genres as we can before we get booed offstage

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

passive-aggressive umbrellas are known to throw shade annnnnnnnd *send*

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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

business jorts

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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

unalike in equal measure

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

My follower count has been stagnant for quite a while. I seem to have lost favor with the bots.

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