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Catalina

@holacati.bsky.social
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30, living in the mountains of Colorado. 😊 No AI slop! Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast! Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 01/10/2025
Love the movies? You'll probably want to go elsewhere.
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 12h
I bet it's good as hell though
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 12h
What a well-written article. Thank you for sharing
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 12h
I'm learning all kinds of things today. Did you know Nebraska is plural for Nebraskum?
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21h
My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: I can train a model. My wife: All my friends were right. You suck ass
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 17h
(me as a Disney princess, looking up as soft music plays) 🎵 I wish I had some serious honkers I wish I had, a real set of badonkers (music swells, townsfolk join in) 🎶 She's packin some dobonhonkeros! Massive dohoonkabhankoloos! (just me quietly as music fades out) 🎵 …big ol' tonhongerekoogers…
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s the law! If you give birth on the casino floor, your baby will be immediately arrested for underage gambling. It’s the law!
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes and I named it Limb-Limb
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"You've really got a spring in your step" yeah it's so I can do this BROINGGGG (flying off into space to avoid this conversation)
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walked into my bathroom and Kevin Hart came up through the toilet to tell me about DraftKings.
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Riding the bus is important if you want to help the environment and also witness someone who seems otherwise normal straight up eating garlic cloves out of a bag
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Farmers know what they're talking about
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Walking around the state fair with a stick in my ass, trying to get battered and deep fried
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My toes ARE the tastie snack
A sign in Loaf & Jug that says "Hey (Twinkie) toes! Grab a tastie snack to go" for whatever reason
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm always watching for a broken bat during a baseball game because someone might use it to kill a vampire
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀
static.klipy.com
On My Way On The Way
Alt: Cat (not Cati) driving with caption "On My Way!"
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way but only if gas is under $4
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Private weepcar listening booth when?
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took my first Waymo the other day and it picked me up 15 minutes away from my hotel and dropped me off 25 minutes away from my hotel so ok let's call it super intelligence.
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exciting is one word for it 😅 but thank you, me too. I'll take a win any time I can get one, especially out here in the middle of nowhere. To be clear I'm not driving right now, I have stopped for the night
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, YOU almost hit a bunch of deer crossing the highway in the middle of nowhere just now
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Steenz! @oheysteenz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a conversation w a Lyft driver a few weeks ago that I still think about. I hope this musician, eager to share her art, finds her way to teaching. While the conversation started rocky, Im glad she got an opportunity to talk about her ambitions. Piano teachers are way more valuable than A.I.
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would wear
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh good, the radio is playing Bottom 40 hits today
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is why I got a taco tattoo on my butt
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought this was about the bands
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah it's coming right through Central City ☔
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(after being robbed by a turkey) Me: okay, first, trace your hand Police sketch artist:
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always do 😁
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, I don't want your leftover shrimp... quit trying to prawn it off on me
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(a tractor trailer almost runs me over on the way to McDonald's) wow, they're right, a big Mack is going to kill me someday
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going to get my boobs squished between two plates. No, not for a doctor's appointment, just for fun.
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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
still not calling them skeets
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you 😊
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm studying to become an optometrist just so I can start a clinic called C.F. Eyecare.
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.
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Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wet road on my way to Central City (traffic was stopped, don't worry) #photography
Wet road (highway 6) going toward the mountains gives a lovely reflection. If you zoom, you can see the droplets hitting the road
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/01/2024
You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
find around and fuck out
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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