Reposted by Catalina🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 01/10/2025Love the movies? You'll probably want to go elsewhere. 062
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 12hI'm learning all kinds of things today. Did you know Nebraska is plural for Nebraskum? 010
Reposted by CatalinaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21hMy wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: I can train a model. My wife: All my friends were right. You suck ass 414825
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 17h(me as a Disney princess, looking up as soft music plays) 🎵 I wish I had some serious honkers I wish I had, a real set of badonkers (music swells, townsfolk join in) 🎶 She's packin some dobonhonkeros! Massive dohoonkabhankoloos! (just me quietly as music fades out) 🎵 …big ol' tonhongerekoogers… 171
Reposted by CatalinaDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878132105
Reposted by CatalinaMomo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost 414786938
Reposted by CatalinaRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s the law! If you give birth on the casino floor, your baby will be immediately arrested for underage gambling. It’s the law! 814216
Reposted by CatalinaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin 362711231
Reposted by CatalinaFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry 814742
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"You've really got a spring in your step" yeah it's so I can do this BROINGGGG (flying off into space to avoid this conversation) 030
Reposted by CatalinaRob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Walked into my bathroom and Kevin Hart came up through the toilet to tell me about DraftKings. 35815
Reposted by CatalinaTrisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Riding the bus is important if you want to help the environment and also witness someone who seems otherwise normal straight up eating garlic cloves out of a bag 0246
Reposted by CatalinaRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026Walking around the state fair with a stick in my ass, trying to get battered and deep fried 2262
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm always watching for a broken bat during a baseball game because someone might use it to kill a vampire 010
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026👀static.klipy.comOn My Way On The WayAlt: Cat (not Cati) driving with caption "On My Way!" 010
Reposted by CatalinaHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126542828
Reposted by CatalinaKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I took my first Waymo the other day and it picked me up 15 minutes away from my hotel and dropped me off 25 minutes away from my hotel so ok let's call it super intelligence. 1182
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Exciting is one word for it 😅 but thank you, me too. I'll take a win any time I can get one, especially out here in the middle of nowhere. To be clear I'm not driving right now, I have stopped for the night 010
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No, YOU almost hit a bunch of deer crossing the highway in the middle of nowhere just now 140
Reposted by CatalinaSteenz! @oheysteenz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had a conversation w a Lyft driver a few weeks ago that I still think about. I hope this musician, eager to share her art, finds her way to teaching. While the conversation started rocky, Im glad she got an opportunity to talk about her ambitions. Piano teachers are way more valuable than A.I. 6650238
Reposted by CatalinaYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !! 723727
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(after being robbed by a turkey) Me: okay, first, trace your hand Police sketch artist: 1307
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No, I don't want your leftover shrimp... quit trying to prawn it off on me 061
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(a tractor trailer almost runs me over on the way to McDonald's) wow, they're right, a big Mack is going to kill me someday 041
Reposted by CatalinaNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Going to get my boobs squished between two plates. No, not for a doctor's appointment, just for fun. 1310612
Reposted by CatalinaJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I'm studying to become an optometrist just so I can start a clinic called C.F. Eyecare. 9345103
Reposted by CatalinaJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now. 1481627130
Catalina @holacati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wet road on my way to Central City (traffic was stopped, don't worry) #photography 172
Reposted by CatalinaTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 563212436
Reposted by CatalinaRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/01/2024You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you. 231567343
Reposted by CatalinaGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026find around and fuck out 414037
Reposted by Catalinageist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets 25812252