Sign in

hambrother

@hambrother.bsky.social
314 followers 148 following 50 posts

with your tears scattered round the world

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by hambrother
Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 02/10/2026
Ensconced in a black sand dune on the shores of a distant moon. Finally, hidden here, I can jack off.
37312 0
Reposted by hambrother
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
The titular Mario’s eponymous video game
955082 0
Reposted by hambrother
J HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026
Every job should be done by people who have no interest in the subject matter, don't care about the outcome, and are coerced by people who hate them
1655 0
Reposted by hambrother
フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
292491491 0
Reposted by hambrother
rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream."
219727 0
Reposted by hambrother
Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
10665851086 0
Reposted by hambrother
Lauren 🎃'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hey Bill, got your note about the plums no worries I'll hit the store on the way home
639668 0
Reposted by hambrother
Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
JD Vance with an eye towards the 2028 race announced today the formation of 2 Be Real, a silk shirt R&B act for which he will be lead vocals & take songwriting duties, and which he calls "an unapologetic tribute to America"
1525121 0
Reposted by hambrother
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Dreamed last night that I had a big presentation to give for a pastry company quarterly meeting and my only idea was a cartoon character named "The Streusel Gobbler" whose catchphrase was "no child will touch my streusel and live to tell the tale"
1635832 0
Reposted by hambrother
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Dude your album is sick. You should check it out" I don't have the time. That's why i used ai in the first place
11057 0
Reposted by hambrother
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
48129903095 0
Reposted by hambrother
Busiaco @busia.co · 23/06/2026
Did you or did you not buff your charisma before talking to my wife?
637375 0
Reposted by hambrother
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My orthopedist winced when i casually announced that i don't really care about my bones. "We care about our bones here" he said
522412 0
Reposted by hambrother
Chloe in F# Minor @vesselskirt.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024] Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system
171194315 0
Reposted by hambrother
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
02861263 0
Reposted by hambrother
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/05/2026
The guy from Real McCoy who says “I tawk tawk, I tawk to you” in “Another Night” had announced on Instagram that he will no longer be participating in the America 250 concert
1335344 0
Reposted by hambrother
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint
61913274 0
Reposted by hambrother
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
• 2y
Join
am i going to get fired?
USA
last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

Zache7 • 2y
Your first reaction was to bite him?!

Tottapola OP • 2y
no i had time to think about it
73102751790 0
Reposted by hambrother
Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely do not fuck with those who would wish to desecrate our sacred grove
26413 0
Reposted by hambrother
J HELL P @jlp.systems · 09/08/2025
You confined me in the club
2558 0
Reposted by hambrother
J HELL P @jlp.systems · 06/05/2026
Pirates of the care of being
111617 0
Reposted by hambrother
Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 02/05/2026
Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨
A three panel comic done in mostly a blue-purple ink. Frame 1: The artist, a tired person with their hair in a bun and a bag on their shoulder standing in the awning of a bus shelter. There's an ad on it that says "STOP HIRING HUMANS", above a woman whose face has been replace with the word "AI".
Frame 2: The bus comes, it's wrapped in an ad that also says "STOP HIRING HUMANS." The artist has a blank look. 
Frame 3: A plane has now arrived above the bus and the human. It's carrying an ad banner that also says "STOP HIRING HUMANS".
81175305573 0
Reposted by hambrother
XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
twitter engagement bait: what’s a album from 1993 ⁉️ bluesky engagement bait: What’s a holiday that holds a singular sort of spiritual significance for you? I’ll start: for me, it is Christmas; not for any religious reason, of course, but because I love *giving*
4514115 0
Reposted by hambrother
J HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/04/2026
Let's adhere to my vile doctrine(s)
0758 0
Reposted by hambrother
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
my boy Malignant Earl: Do i make you nervous hoe me: what? my boy Malignant Earl: Are u trembling? Hoe me: do you have my dvds still
0438 0
Reposted by hambrother
J HELL P @jlp.systems · 17/04/2026
A big dissapointment when I rub your asshole
with a verbal ointment
2432 0
Reposted by hambrother
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham
182811425 0
Reposted by hambrother
Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
bro lmao what
5786 0
Reposted by hambrother
georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
the fine line between pleasure and pain at the pump
16410 0
Reposted by hambrother
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I drank one beer at 2 PM and laid down and pulled the earth over me like a blanket and snow fell and grass grew and I turned into a little hill
10613103 0
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Protomen 3 feels like a supply drop from the good timeline
021 0
Reposted by hambrother
Jeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 11/02/2026
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
262440945 0
Reposted by hambrother
Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
5651154 0
Reposted by hambrother
Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'm hearing from sources within the administration that Iraqi Dinar RV is coming IMMINENTLY
081 0
Reposted by hambrother
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Me and the guys are gonna put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and make it stop later if you wanna roll through
635178 0
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My Chungus Life Is Yours
000 0
Reposted by hambrother
Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
It's really nice to feel wanted, even if it is only for questioning by the authorities. We're social animals, we need to feel connected, part of something bigger, like an ongoing investigation.
316029 0
Reposted by hambrother
ceej @ceej.online · 11/12/2025
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
141691389 0
Reposted by hambrother
Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.latinsky.app · 05/12/2025
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story

"TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL

DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS"

Rated E for Everyone

get N or get out

12.21.1997

www.yoshi64.com"
5353062081 0
Reposted by hambrother
greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/11/2025
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
332059273 0
Reposted by hambrother
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
Al Overview

Men in New York have done countless things throughout history, from building the city to participating in major events like the Stonewall riots and the September 11 attacks. Their actions have ranged from daily life and economic hardship during the Great Depression to playing significant roles in the city's political and social landscape, such as the assassination of Malcolm X or the fight for LGBTQ+ rights.
411879278 0
Reposted by hambrother
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/04/2025
that old simpsons screencap about the DNC and RNC but now the RNC has "We hate life and ourselves" and "We can't govern" from the DNC banners also hanging next to "We want what's worst for everyone" and "We're just plain evil"
101193188 0
Reposted by hambrother
Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
*to the tune of build me up buttercup" 🎵I need a hamburger, A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself, I'll do it right now, and then Worst of all, Hamburger better come with frenchy fries, Or everyone dies 🎵
14711160 0
Reposted by hambrother
J HELL P @jlp.systems · 22/10/2025
My advice? Learn perfect skills
0516 0
Reposted by hambrother
LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
283293415 0
Reposted by hambrother
🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
the only social media “migration” i‘ll be joining is the herd’s bi-yearly passage between boreal forest and far arctic tundra
19718 0
Reposted by hambrother
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
425128 0